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About Me

Not much 2 say, my names Robert, I act, write, play guitar, etc. People who meet me will get to know me best, maybe that will be you maybe it won't, but just in case I don't meet you, I love you I love everyone, but I love you the most because your more special than you know.Everyone Seems to Have 1 Of These now So Here It Is...
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Name: Rob (Turi, if ur cool enuf)
Birthday: 6/19/1986
Birthplace: Trinidad
Current Location: BROOKLYN!!!!!
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'0 (Shut Up, Beavis)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Mixed (Black+ White + Indian + God knows what)
The Shoes You Wore Today: White and Black Converses
Your Weakness: A Pair of Big Brown Eyes and a Beautiful Smile and I get Easily Bored
Your Fears: I don't get scared, only momentarily nervous
Your Perfect Pizza: In My Stomach
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: A Job, To expand my expertise and knowledge of my craft, and 2 find a woman worth fighting for
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Bitches
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh Shit, I Made It...
Your Best Physical Feature: My Brain (Trust me, I've seen it and let me tell you, dude, its freaking cute)
Your Bedtime: Whenever I Fall Asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Talking 2 My Uncle Before He Passed away
Pepsi or Coke: Mountain Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Single, Group, a date is a date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Not Anymore
Do you Swear: of course not. Stop asking stupid fucking questions, assmonkey..
Do you Sing: When Nobody's Looking
Do you Shower Daily: Twice
Have you Been in Love: I'm in love right now, with the world.
Do you want to go to College: The Term To educate (from educare , to lead forth) never means to force into from the outside, but always means to draw forth from within something already existing there. God as infinite wisdom lies within every human being, only waiting to be led forth into manifestation. This is true education. - H. Emilie Cady.
Do you want to get Married: If the stars line up the right way
Do you belive in yourself: Nope. Self confidence is for people who don't think enough (j/k).
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not Really
Do you think you are Attractive: See the confidence question, please. 1
Are you a Health Freak: At Times
Do you get along with your Parents: Sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: No, They Scare Me (Shiver, Shiver) :)
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, Bass, anything that makes a noise...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: Once
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: What R U My Mother?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YES!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: YES!!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO!!!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Ok, Now Ur Just Being Nosy.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A Couple Of Hearts, Planning To Sell'em On EBay
Ever been Drunk: Sure
Ever been called a Tease: Me?
Ever been Beaten up: Nooooooooo.... Ok, yea once or twice
Ever Shoplifted: Not Consciously (Long Story)
How do you want to Die: Surronded by the People I Love The Most
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: France, England, China, Japan, Korea, Etc.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: When I know I'll tell you... or not
Favourite Hair Color: See last question
Short or Long Hair: Long Enough
Height: Shorter or Same Height, But Hey Tall Gurls Need Luv 2 Right
Weight: Not sure, lets just wait and see
Best Clothing Style: Unique to The Individual
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: 2 Much 2 Count
Number of Piercings: 2 Going on 3
Number of Tattoos: 0 Going on1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Lots, but they don't make me who I am and I wouldn't change them for anything.
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Your IQ Is 135
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
Slacker Kid
High school was a place you showed up occasionally, but you didn't really leave a mark.
You hated rules, authority, and structure. In fact, you still do. Who Were You In High School?
Your Scholastic Strength Is Deep Thinking
You aren't afraid to delve head first into a difficult subject, with mastery as your goal.
You are talented at adapting, motivating others, managing resources, and analyzing risk.
You should major in:
Philosophy
Music
Theology
Art
History
Foreign language What Should You Major In?
Your Birthdate: June 19
You are resilient, and no doubt your resilience has already been tested.
You've had some difficult experiences in your life, but you are wise from them.
Having had to grow up quickly, you tend to discount the advice of others.
You tend to be a loner, having learned that the only person you can depend on is yourself.
Your strength: Well developed stability and confidence
Your weakness: Suspicion of others
Your power color: Eggplant
Your power symbol: Spade
Your power month: October What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

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The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick
You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times.
Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness!
Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
MyHotComments / HotFreeLayoutsEducation is about the only thing lying around loose in the world, and it's about the only thing a fellow can have as much of as he's willing to haul away. -George Horace Lorimer

My Interests

Too be truthful i can get into just about anything as long as its interesting, its the sticking with it part that i'm sort of lacking in because like i've said before, i get easily bored. ..
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone, I want to meet as many people I can, even the douche bags. (i've changed my policy on you guys)
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Why God never received tenure at any university: 1. He had only one major publication and it had no references. 2. Some people doubted that he wrote it himself. 3. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects. 4. He expelled his first two students -- for learning. 5. When one particular experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects. 6. He rarely appeared in class, usually just telling students to read the book. 7. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top. 8. Although there were only ten requirements the great majority of students could never pass his test. 9. It may be that he created the world, but where has He been since?

Music:

I like all types of music, even Country. Favorite Artists (Subject To Change) - The Who, Rolling Stones, Muddy Waters, Pink Floyd, Bad Brains, Parliment, Funkadelic, James Brown, Prince, Jackson 5, Morris Day and the time, Miles Davis, Dave Matthews Band, Cream, Clapton, Bessie Smith, Nat king cole, Billie Holiday, The Doobie Brothers, Tim Buckley, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Joy Division, Oasis, Blur, Smashing Pumpkins, Led Zeppelin (Jimmy Page is a god, do you hear me, A GOD!!), Jimi Hendrix (same goes for him), Third eye blind, Goo Goo Dolls, Black Flag, Nirvana, David Bowie, Alice in chains, The Velvet Undeground, Bob Marley, B.B. King, Lead Belly, Janis, The Dead, Hall and Oates, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Saxon, Skid Row, Howling Wolf, Peter Tosh, Barrington Levy, Yellowman, Robert Johnson, Fall in Line, The Replacements, Husker Du, The Pouges, Bella Noir, The Libertines, The Faces, Beach Boys, Soundgarden, Lisa Loeb, Hank Williams, Ray Charles, Woody Guthrie, The Clash, Sex Pistols, Rage Against The Machine, Metallica, HelloGoodbye, The Replacments, The Ramones, The Clash , Deana Carter, Counting Crows, Death Cab For Cutie, The Doors (Gotta 2 Love Morrison), Pearl Jam, Styles P., U2, Modest Mouse, Jeff Buckley, Mae, Matchbook Romance, Slayer, Acceptance, Augustina, The Beatles, John Denver, John Lenon, Springsteen, Dylan, Breking Benjamin, Ben folds, Billy Joel, David Gray, Keith Urban, Pantera, Nirvana, Dr.Dre, Kanye West, 50 Cent, Sean Paul, Sizzla, Tool, The All-American Rejects, Greenday, The Ataris, American Hi-Fi, Motion City Soundtrack, Fall Out Boy (early stuff, kinda), Nine Inch Nails, Linkin Park, Blink- 182, Jay-Z, Nas, A Tribe Called Quest, Wu-Tang Clan, Method Man, Rakim, Tupac, Biggie, Young Jezzy, Ludacris, Disturbed, Son House, Aretha Franklin, Anything Motown, Metallica, Def Leppard, In Living Colour, Carlos Santana, Celina Cruz, Buddy Holly, Jerry Lee Lewis, Ritchie Valens And Of Course Johnny Cash (the Man In Black, Just Like Me)... i'm just going to pause there because to continue would take up the rest of the page."I hate a song that makes you think that you are not any good. I hate a song that makes you think that you are just born to lose. Bound to lose. No good to nobody. No good for nothing.Because you are too old or too young or too fat or too slim too ugly or too this or too that. Songs that run you down or poke fun at you on account of your bad luck or hard traveling.I am out to fight those songs to my very last breath of air and my last drop of blood. I am out to sing songs that will prove to you that this is your world and that if it has hit you pretty hard and knocked you for a dozen loops, no matter what color, what size you are, how you are built.I am out to sing the songs that make you take pride in yourself and in your work."Woody Guthrie on songwritingMy Thoughts Exactly, Woody, My Thoughts Exactly...

Movies:

Well i'm somethig of a movie geek and i've seen alot of movies, so much that i can't proably decipher my favs of the top of my head but fuck it i'll give it a shot,The Godfather, Grease, The Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction, The Seven Samurai, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, High Tension, Schindlers List, Casablanca, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Poltergeist, E.T., Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), Friday the Thirtheenth, Nightmare On Elm Street, Scream, The Warriors, Godfellas, The Matrix, The Empire Strikes Back, Se7en,and thats just of the top of my head, because i've got so much more.

Television:

I Tend to Get into to shows after they've been canceled But heres some of my favoritesThe Boondocks, That 70's Show, Family Guy, Buffy, Angel, Sex and The City, Carnivale, Sesame Street, Good Times, One tree Hill (sometimes), Lost, Law and Order, Cold Case, Heroes, Daybreak, Supernatural, Smallville, C.S.I, The Simpsons
You Are Bart Simpson
Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble."

Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years.

You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet

Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!" The Simpsons Personality Test ..
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Books:

To many to name but here are some faves, The Great Gatsby, Grendel, anything by shakespeare, To Kill A Mocking Bird, Nahans Run, The Rainmaker, The Hunt for Red October, The Sum Of All Fears, Sounder, The Davinci COde, Angels and Demons, The illiad, Langston Hughes Collected Poems, Leaves of grass, Death Of A Salesman, The Shape of Things, Cyrano De Bergenac, 300 (its a comic but technically it still falls under the book category), Gone with the wind, Where the wild things are, Fight Club, Stephen King novels (all).

Heroes:

My Mom, My Uncles Debadean, Ian, Johnny, Etc., Eric Clapton, Jack Nicholson, Sidney Poitier, Michelle Cuomo, Scott Mancha, Robert Sweetnam, Georgia McGill, John Funke, Rich Albert, Linda, Chrystal, Josie, Shantel, Troy, Jean, Marcel, Shannon, Andrea, Charles, Ben, Belinda, Kenny, Kenisha, Sabrina, Phil, Jessica, Ted, All The Cast And Crew from the Colored Girls, Romeo & Juliet, Stop Kiss & Short Works Festival. Neat, Mac, Droops, Joc, Marabel, Conejo, Sevyn, Lavell, James, Michael, Jen, Carla, All The People I Forgot and last but not least My Pops. I Thank You All, 4 you all taught me something about myself and helped me to change and grow as a person and couldn't have imagined my life without your influences on my life, your all my heroes and I Love You Guys.Oh Yeah and This guy...
MyHotComments / HotFreeLayoutsIn a business class at the University of Wisconsin, Stevens Point, we had to interview a variety of local people and write a report. I thought the assignment was a waste of time until I spoke with a 78-year-old farmer . "How much education do you have?" I asked. "Six years of schoolin'," he replied. "And 72 years of learnin". - S. G. H.

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Niggas - The Problem of The World

The world is filled with all kind of ignorant indviduals who generally make life 4 the rest of us almost unbearable. You know the type i'm talking bout, the loudmouth asshole proably wearing pink with...
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