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Kevin

About Me

http://www.eatingthedocument·blogspot.com

My Interests

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Ha, you expect me to be friends with people?

My Blog

Blog within a blog

http://www.eatingthedocument&183;blogspot.comRead it. It won't hurt.
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 06:19:00 GMT

I have effectively ended my social life.

Seeing as I have very little space in professional written mediums to project the disgruntled pop music drivel that I have subjected you all to at least once, I have bitten the bullet and...*shudder*....
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 18:47:00 GMT

What a load of...

Conservative Top 50 - New York Times This is a list compiled by the National Review of the 50 most conservative rock songs ever. Their criteria is as follows: -If it was written by Southerners, it's c...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 16:43:00 GMT

A little clarification

I have come to the understanding that there is some confusion as to my true religious affiliation. To clarify, I am not actually a Scientologists. I loathe the Church of Scientology and everything it ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 12:49:00 GMT

How to take a Myspace Picture

1. Hold camera in such a way so that it is at least at a 45-degree angle with your head. 2. Avoid all eye contact whatsoever. 3. Set contrast on camera to highest setting. 4. (Optional) Put camera out...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 17:12:00 GMT

Yet another nugget of wisdom from the annals of Rock Snobbery

Marshall stack- Monstrous amplification system designed to put out massive guitar sound from a proscenium, and, quite possibly, to make up for musicians' penile shortcomings. The Marshall stack is bui...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 15:20:00 GMT

Note to anyone who puts video codes on their wretched Myspaces

Stop killing my connection. Do us all a favor and take the videos off. If we cared about watching music videos (Which most sane people don't), we'd look in places other than where you post pictures fr...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 15:17:00 GMT

Rock Snob definition of the day!

Rewards repeated listens- Euphemistic phrase employed by music critics to confer value on a dubious musical work that, given the reputations involved, simply has to be better than it sounds. Recent ex...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 15:17:00 GMT

This means nothing, assholes.

So, how in the blue fuck do you use this thingy? God, I still can't believe I have one of these shites. Anyways, if you're expecting regular updates about what's going on with my life, I'm guessing th...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Jun 2005 18:10:00 GMT