Herve'

This profile was edited with Johnny Walker in My Mouth !AI was born in Paris France on April 23, 1943. My daddy was a doctor and a French resistance fighter when I was born. For whatever reason I came out as a small little midget with an acute thyroid condition that could never be cured. I studied painting and photography and was well known throughout Paris, until i got really hammered one night and tore apart of self portrait I had painted of myself and decided it was time to go to NYC.In my first notable movie role, I would play 'Beppo' in the 1971 comedy The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight starring Robert DeNiro. I didn't experience my big break into show biz until 1974 however, when I landed the role of a tiny villain named Nick-Nack in the 1974 James Bond film The Man with the Golden Gun. After that stint I got to bang a lot of women, hehe..I then met Aaron Spelling where the two timing prick hooked me up with Ricardo Montalban and we made Fantasy Island. Can you believe that homo named me Tattoo, out of all the freaking names in the human vocabulary? Not only that, but my $25,000.00 a week salary was not enough to support my bad habit of drugs and booze, and my Donna wifey Camille. I tried to man-up for more cash but they gave me the freaking boot, i was fired.I was lucky to have earned 3.6 million dollars during my Fantasy Island days, but like always my wife left my ass.. WE WANT PRENUMP - WE WANT PRENUMP. too bad Kanye's gay ass wasn't around then.After my wifey took half my cash I wasted the rest on more booze and chickies. They would sometimes even spin me on the floor and play a real-life game of spin the bottle, that was fun....Slowly but surely all my cash went down the toilet and my nasty drinking nights caught the best of me. On September 4th, 1993 I shot myself with a nice gun that they had given me as a birthday present. I placed a tape recorder and taped myself say a few kind words to the ex-wifey and place a pillow on my chest (BAM) (BAM).My last words were "It hurts, it hurts, I'm Dying I'm Dying"My ashes were spread throughout Point Fermin, California, nice chicks and booze around there, and that was the end.REMEMBER ME AS A