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Joe

Everyone wants to be us

About Me

And I was all, "Nuh uh." And she was all, "Yuh huh." And I was all, "Shut up." And she was all, "Make me." So I punched her in the face. She shut up.

My Interests

talkin. listenin. eatin. laughin. spelling the gerund forms of verbs incorrectly on purpose to seem hip.

I'd like to meet:

Jiri Kylian

Music:

my brain enjoys a multitude of aural pleasures, except shit that gives me a headache. fuck that shit.

Movies:

Paris Je T'aime, High School Musical, Clue, Mean Girls, Center Stage, Garden State, Corpse Bride, 40-Year-Old Virgin, The Devil Wears Prada, Dreamgirls, The History Boys, Once, Knocked Up

Television:

JEOPARDY!, Brothers and Sisters, So You Think You Can Dance, Grey's Anatomy, anything on Bravo, Heroes, Gilmore Girls, America's Next Top Model, The Office

Books:

Augusten Burroughs (Running with Scissors, Dry, Magical Thinking), David Sedaris (Me Talk Pretty One Day, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim), Memoirs of a Geisha, Harry Potter

Heroes:

Tom Ford and the guy who invented Eggos

My Blog

Adventures in the Fog: Everyone Hates Americans

Let me preface this blog: Italy is cool. With that said, let me now bitch and moan about shit that's going on over here. I have never been more well informed of current events in my life. In every ...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:44:00 PST

2007: Vajayjays, boyfriends, and Mary J. Blige

So, it's almost 2008, and everyone and their mom is doing a 2007 recap.  So I guess I will too.   Alright, so, most of the year was totally eaten by my job.  It's actually the first tim...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:40:00 PST

Adventures in the Fog: Turn over Please

Dober!  I'm writing to y'all from Ljubljana, Slovenia.  Don't even try pronouncing it.  So, after our Spanish previews and Swiss premieres, we are on a well deserved week and a half lon...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:06:00 PST

Adventures in the Fog: Premiere? Fo reals?

So, it's pretty much been a whole year since I first got cast in this show.  And it's surreal to actually be doing it now.  Like, I have show call, do my presets, fix my hair, do my makeup, ...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 03:06:00 PST

Adventures in the Fog: What to the WHAT!

What kids.  I've missed y'all.  So, first off, let me apologize profusely for my absence.  I know that many of you (all 3 of you who read this because the lot of you have transferred ov...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 03:03:00 PST

The Fog Scares Me Sometimes

I haven't written anything in a while because I am on the verge of collapsing every 20 minutes.  This creation process for my show has me so tired all the time.  It's been 2 months since we'...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 04:49:00 PST

Bleeding from the Face

Hi everyone.  So, I'll let you in on a little work stuff: it's fuckin tiring as all hell.  You know, it's a 9-6 job, so it's pretty standard.  But when you're constantly doing physical ...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 06:00:00 PST

Brunch at IKEA

Sup.  So, being the good boy that I am, I go try to go to church every Sunday.  I've been pretty diligent thus far, but I do have my lazy spells.  Anyway, today, I went with my usual bu...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 05:31:00 PST

Getting Used to Needles and Pain

Hi everyone.  OK, so I've been really silent lately.  Work is finally in full effect, which means that I spend 9-5 getting paid to do circus.  This also means that I get home ass tired ...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 03:06:00 PST

Hell on Wheels

Yo.    I know it's been a while.  I was back in Los Angeles for about a month, and to be quite honest, I was lazy as shit.  I didn't work out, I ate hella crap, and I didn't give ...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 04:46:00 PST