See me morph into Vladimir Putin! |
www.myheritage.com...
Posted by Kitty on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 07:17:00 PST |
To all the smug fuckers who question why I have given up coffee and not tea |
given that, they all tell me, "tea contains more caffeine than coffee".
'This is an urban myth' I reply. Common sense tells me that this is an urban myth. Mere experience of having drunk both te...
Posted by Kitty on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:45:00 PST |
I just stood on a dead mouse. |
Not even that, half a dead mouse.
I was going into the garage, where the freezer is, and stood on something squishy and wet and vaguely warm.
I tried not to look. I really did. But I couldn't res...
Posted by Kitty on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 04:03:00 PST |
Anaphylaxis and Chinese Medicine |
Friday started off as dull as any other day. I arose at 6am. I caught the train at 7:15. I was in work for 8:20. At around 12:30 I asked my colleagues if they had any paracetamol, as I had a slight st...
Posted by Kitty on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:58:00 PST |
Bonnie Prince Billy |
was great. It was good to see him on a large stage. He managed to fill the space. His dancing is legendary. The support was a rather peculiar girl. One of her songs (accompanied by sticks, and her sho...
Posted by Kitty on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:14:00 PST |
There is a man in the office what walks funny. |
I wonder if he has a wooden leg?
Posted by Kitty on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:05:00 PST |
8 months - Edited |
There are two reasons why I have removed this.
You'll know if you are one of them.
Posted by Kitty on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:22:00 PST |
_____________________________________ |
No contact at all, this includes not mentioning me in your pathetic little e-missives.
Anyway. I got fabulous boots. I have replaced my picture featuring side-show Bob with a far more beautiful image ...
Posted by Kitty on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:40:00 PST |
I AM stupid... |
He didn't! Only took me oooh 3 years to work that out. Oh well. You win some, you lose some.
Think I'll go gay. I was a big hit at that drag night.
The lettuce I just ate made me hungrier than I origi...
Posted by Kitty on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:22:00 PST |
I'm an idiot |
If someone literally runs away across the road, it means they don't like you, doesn't it?
Why are boys so mean?
Posted by Kitty on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 03:31:00 PST |
