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Posted by Kitty on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 07:17:00 PST
To all the smug fuckers who question why I have given up coffee and not tea
given that, they all tell me, "tea contains more caffeine than coffee".
'This is an urban myth' I reply. Common sense tells me that this is an urban myth. Mere experience of having drunk both te...
Posted by Kitty on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:45:00 PST
I just stood on a dead mouse.
Not even that, half a dead mouse.
I was going into the garage, where the freezer is, and stood on something squishy and wet and vaguely warm.
I tried not to look. I really did. But I couldn't res...
Posted by Kitty on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 04:03:00 PST
Anaphylaxis and Chinese Medicine
Friday started off as dull as any other day. I arose at 6am. I caught the train at 7:15. I was in work for 8:20. At around 12:30 I asked my colleagues if they had any paracetamol, as I had a slight st...
Posted by Kitty on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:58:00 PST
Bonnie Prince Billy
was great. It was good to see him on a large stage. He managed to fill the space. His dancing is legendary. The support was a rather peculiar girl. One of her songs (accompanied by sticks, and her sho...
Posted by Kitty on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:14:00 PST
There is a man in the office what walks funny.
I wonder if he has a wooden leg?
Posted by Kitty on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:05:00 PST
8 months - Edited
There are two reasons why I have removed this.
You'll know if you are one of them.
Posted by Kitty on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:22:00 PST
_____________________________________
No contact at all, this includes not mentioning me in your pathetic little e-missives.
Anyway. I got fabulous boots. I have replaced my picture featuring side-show Bob with a far more beautiful image ...
Posted by Kitty on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:40:00 PST
I AM stupid...
He didn't! Only took me oooh 3 years to work that out. Oh well. You win some, you lose some.
Think I'll go gay. I was a big hit at that drag night.
The lettuce I just ate made me hungrier than I origi...
Posted by Kitty on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:22:00 PST
I'm an idiot
If someone literally runs away across the road, it means they don't like you, doesn't it?
Why are boys so mean?
Posted by Kitty on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 03:31:00 PST
