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About Me

I'm the baddest 35 year old mixed kitten who does absolutely nothing! My day usually consists of stuffing my mouth, sunbathing, and little nap on the bed. (Check me voguing in the photo section. WARNING: Might be a bit too hot for children under 13.) When I'm not bossing my owner around letting him know I'm really in charge, you can find me savagly hunting down any victim foolish enough to step paw or tentacle into my domain. Don't be foolish, I'm the coolest cat out there!!

My Interests

Chasing (and eating!) tasty bugs, Eating the leftovers from strawberry yogurt, consuming fish, rubbing against stuff, eating rubberbands (yeah I said it), tormenting the rabbit, laying in the sun, being a b.... and playing with dead mice. (Aren't I sweet?)

I'd like to meet:

That sexy stud Morris. Any other "kittens" out there so they know who the REAL queen is.

Music:

Josie and the Pussycats, Big Electric Cat, Afraid of Mice, Dogs Die In Hot Cars, Faster Pussycat, Glass Tiger, Scruffy the Cat,

Movies:

Cats, The Adventures of Milo and Otis, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Ace Ventura

Television:

Animal Planet!!

Books:

Call of the Wild, Eye of the Tiger, Kitten Bits, Puss N' Boots

Heroes:

Morris! Oh and the Cheshire Cat of course.

My Blog

ARMY of LOKI

Join my ARMY!! The ARMY of Loki needs all you creative and inquisitive minds. Help me spread my beautiful furry face worldwide!!
Posted by Loki on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:31:00 PST

THE QUEEN'S BDAY

Believe it be so I will be busy all day being pampered by feebleminded human slaves who do not even deserve such a treat! Any offerings of tuna, yogurt, milk or ice cream WILL be accepted. (Send it, s...
Posted by Loki on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 05:28:00 PST

Maybe I'm up for adoption?

So my feebleminded owner leaves me and I find out he has run off to California ... AGAIN! This is the second time he has done such a disrespectful act and not included me. Does anyone want to pet my s...
Posted by Loki on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:06:00 PST

Stupid Peoples.

It's funny how I sign up with my furry little paws onto Myspace and suddenly receive about 15 e-mails, each about a page long, about how some inferior man wants to talk with me! For God sakes man, I'm...
Posted by Loki on Tue, 15 May 2007 06:50:00 PST