Sexy Hamburger

That my friend is how babies are made...BOOM!

About Me

I like big butts and I can not lie. Cause I'm long, and I'm strong and I'm down to get the friction on. I like them round, and big. And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal. My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun. So ladies, if the butt is round, and you want a triple X throw down, Dial 1-900-RONALOT and kick them nasty thoughts. Baby got back!

My Interests

playing roshambo solo in front of a mirror, staring at the stars in the sky during the day, and chasing cars on foot

I'd like to meet:

hot chicks that are down for a monajetwa...if you're interested e-mail me at [email protected]

Music:

Vanilla Ice, Milli Vanilli, Ashlee Simpson, and William Hung

Movies:

Captain Ron

Television:

The WB's Superstar

Books:

Reading for Dummies

Heroes:

William Hung...homeboy can sing like no other!