A.N.D.

I'd like to meet:

Music:

311
A Tribe Called Quest
AC/DC
Aerosmith
Aesop Rock
Andrew W.K.
Augusta Bottoms Consort
Avenue Q
Beastie Boys
Beck
Belle and Sebastian
Ben Folds
Björk
Blood, Sweat, and Tears
The Bloodhound Gang
Bob Marley & the Wailers
Bob Wills
Buckcherry
Cake
Children of Bodom
Clutch
Dave Brockie Experience
Dead Prez
Del tha Funkee Homosapien
Devildriver
Devo
Die Apokalyptischen Reiter
DJ Jazzy Jeff
Dr. Dre
Dr. Octagon
Dub Trio
The Dust Bowl Cavaliers
Electric Six
Flogging Molly
Foo Fighters
Gorillaz
Grandmaster Flash
Group X
GWAR
Herbie Hancock
Iced Earth
In Flames
Jay-Z
Jimi Hendrix
John Fogerty
John Zorn
Lamb of God
Les Claypool + side projects
Lightning Bolt
Los Lonely Boys
Mastodon
Matisyahu
mc chris
Michael Jackson
Minibosses
Motorhead
Nas
NOFX
Notorious B.I.G.
N.W.A.
Offspring
Old Crow Medicine Show
Optimus Rhyme
Pantera
Pink Floyd
Pharoahe Monk
The Police
Primus
Prince
Probot
Public Enemy
Queen
Radiohead
Rage Against the Machine
Rancid
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rent
Richard Cheese
The Roots
Run D.M.C.
Rush
Slayer
Snoop Dogg
Soundgarden
Split Lip Rayfield
Strapping Young Lad
Sublime
System of a Down
Tenacious D
They Might Be Giants
This Will Destroy You
Tiger Army
Tool
Toy Dolls
Violent Femmes
X-Cops

Movies:

12 Angry Men
A Mighty Wind
American Beauty
American History X
American Movie
Anchorman
The Aristocrats
Army of Darkness
Back to the Future trilogy
Batman
Batman Begins
Battle Royale
Big Fish
Blow-Up
Blues Brothers
Boogie Nights
The Boondock Saints
Borat
Bill & Ted (E.A. & B.J.)
Children of Men
Clerks (I & II)
Clockwork Orange
City of God
Cube
Death to Smoochy
The Departed
Desperado
Dirty Work
Dog Day Afternoon
Dogma
Dumb & Dumber
El Mariachi
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Evil Dead (I & II)
Fargo
Field of Dreams
Forrest Gump
Freddy Vs. Jason
Full Metal Jacket
Ghostbusters (I & II)
Goodfellas
The Great Escape
Groundhog Day
Heavy Metal
High Fidelity
Hook
Hot Fuzz
Indiana Jones trilogy
Jesus Camp
Kill Bill (vol. I & II)
Kingpin
Layer Cake
Léon
Little Miss Sunshine
Lock, Stock, and two Smoking Barrels
The Matrix
Monty Python films
Mystery Science Theatre 3000
National Lampoon's Vacation series
Naked Gun trilogy
Night of the Living Dead
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Pan's Labyrinth
Pulp Fiction
Reefer Madness
Rent
Reservoir Dogs
School of Rock
Se7en
Shaun of the Dead
The Shawshank Redemption
The Shining
The Silence of the Lambs
Sin City
Snatch
Taxi Driver
Terminator II
This is Spinal Tap
To Kill a Mockingbird
Tommy Boy
Tremors
Vanilla Sky
Waiting for Guffman
Wayne's World (I & II)
Weekend at Bernie's (I & II)
Westside Story
The Warriors
The Wizard of Oz
more

Television:

Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Animaniacs
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Band of Brothers
Bill Nye the Science Guy
Beavis & Butt-head
Cheers
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show
Dinosaurs
Good Eats
Family Guy
Futurama
How It's Made
Insomniac
Iron Chef
King of the Hill
Legends of the Hidden Temple
Metalocalypse
MXC
Mythbusters
The Office
Pee Wee's Playhouse
Prison Break
Red Dwarf
Red Green
Robot Chicken
Scrubs
Seinfeld
The Simpsons
South Park
Stand-up comedy
Star Trek (original series)
Stella
Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn
X-Files

+ various infomercials

Books:

Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7
Lady Nocturne:
A Tek Jansen Adventure

Heroes:

Bustin' makes me feel good.