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John

The King of Halloween is blown to smithereens!

About Me

Well, the main thing about me is Halloween. Love it. Live it. Don't like it? Browse elsewhere. I'm a recreational therapist, which means, in theory, that I have fun for a living. In practice, I try to make other people who are all but incapable of it have fun. Which can be pretty frustrating. I'm also a movie nut and read a fair amount of science fiction, fantasy, and horror. I also write a bit, turning out a new story at least every Halloween. I've been published three times (Fifth Step in Imagination Fully Dilated (1998, for which I received an honorable mention in The Year's Best Fantasy and Horror), The Miracle in Bedtime Stories To Darken Your Dreams (1999), A Haunting In Tennessee (2003, this is an e-book about the Bell Witch legends of Tennessee). I'm also a ceramic artist and sell my stuff on occasion.

My philosophy?
You scored as Existentialism. Your life is guided by the concept of Existentialism: You choose the meaning and purpose of your life.
"Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does."
"It is up to you to give [life] a meaning."
--Jean-Paul Sartre
"It is man's natural sickness to believe that he possesses the Truth."
--Blaise Pascal
More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page...
Existentialism


95%

Hedonism


85%

Justice (Fairness)


65%

Utilitarianism


60%

Strong Egoism


50%

Kantianism


35%

Divine Command


30%

Apathy


20%

Nihilism


15%
What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)
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How do I rate on the Seven Deadlies?
.. You scored as Pride.
Pride


94%

Lust


75%

Sloth


75%

Envy


63%

Gluttony


63%

Wrath


50%

Greed


38%
Seven deadly sins
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And how will I shuffle off this mortal coil?
.. You scored as Poison. Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.
Posion


87%

Suicide


80%

Disappear


73%

Stabbed


73%

Eaten


67%

Gunshot


60%

Bomb


53%

Cut Throat


47%

Suffocated


40%

Accident


33%

Drowning


33%

Disease


33%

Natural Causes


27%
How Will You Die??
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And who will be gladdest to see me when I do?
.. You scored as Odin.
Odin


100%

Bragi


90%

Freyr


70%

Loki


70%

Thor


70%

Hel


60%

Njord


60%

Skadi


50%

Balder


50%

Frigg


40%

Tyr


30%

Heimdall


20%

Sif


20%

Freya


20%
Which Norse God or Goddess are you most like?
created with QuizFarm.comOf course this is all in fun. Anyone who believes they can be quantified so easily probably believes most of the crap coming out of Washington right now and deserves exactly what they get.

My Interests

All things Halloween: collecting Halloween antiques & the cream of the modern Halloween crop of merchandise, having a huge annual Halloween party, writing Halloween stories, reading books on Halloween...I think you get the idea. I like to write, paint ceramics, play games, read books, see movies (I've got a pretty decent DVD library and I particularly like to seek out independent films on DVD), have parties at my home, and spend time with my two cats: Pywacket & Bob.
Also, I love drive-in movies. The drive-in is a dying part of Americana that really needs to be saved. To watch a film from a lawn chair under the stars on a balmy summer night is one of the few perfect experiences in life.

I'd like to meet:

Montague Rhodes James, Walt Disney, Ray Bradbury (again), Don Knotts. People who love Halloween who aren't dangerously unstable. I'm sure there's more.
In many ways I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy. I believe in introductions before claiming someone as a friend. Okay, let me spell it out. If you want to be added to my friends list, I need to know who the hell you are first. I get bombarded with friend requests from SPAMmers and total strangers. Want me to add you? INTRODUCE YOURSELF BY SENDING A MESSAGE FIRST!

Music:

Wow. I've got some really eclectic musical tastes. I like Scottish/Irish/Celtic music (my favorite band being The Secret Commonwealth). I also enjoy surf/monster rock (check out The Exotic Ones , they'll irradiate your brain). I regularly listen to classical music, Gregorian chant, liturgical music, and baroque pipe organ. I also like Midnight Syndicate, Dead Can Dance, and some Cocteau Twins. But I also like big band, ragtime, some new age, Rat Pack, classical bluegrass, sea shanties, and classic rock & roll. I know, I know. I need to expand my horizons.

Movies:

Don't get me started. Movies that changed how I think: Memento, Gattaca Favorites: Alien, Angel Heart, Arsenic and Old Lace, Big Fish, The Black Swan, Blade Runner, Brazil, Casablanca, The Contender, Curse of the Demon, The Devil & Daniel Webster, Excalibur, Field of Dreams, The Fifth Element, Fight Club, The Ghost and Mr. Chicken, Henry V (Branagh), The Haunting (1963), The Hudsucker Proxy, The Incredibles, The Innocents, It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Kelly’s Heroes, L. A. Confidential, The Lion in Winter, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Mummy (1932), My Favorite Year, The Others, The Quiet Man, Scrooge, The Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, The Sixth Sense, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Son of Frankenstein, The Thing (1982), To Kill a Mockingbird, The Wolf Man All Time Favorite: It’s a Wonderful Life

Television:

Eh. Not much TV I'm interested in anymore. Really liked Dead Like Me...cancelled. Really liked Carnivale...cancelled. Really liked Firefly (although I never really watched it until it was...cancelled). Used to like 24 before it became really apparent that it was just advancing Dick Cheney's pro-torture political agenda. Other faves that have been cancelled: Night Stalker, (the original, not that recent abomination), Mystery Science Theater 3000, Babylon 5, Twin Peaks, TV NationClassic TV: M*A*S*H, the original Star Trek.UPDATE: (Sept., 2007) I've gotten hooked on the new Battlestar Galactica (incredible writing!), and Heroes (a nice fresh take on the superhero genre)

Books:

Too many to mention. Notable outstanding books: The Halloween Tree, Something Wicked This Way Comes, The Long Ships, The Lord of the Rings, Song of Ice & Fire seriesFavorite writers: Ray Bradbury, J.R.R. Tolkien, George R.R. Martin, H. P. Lovecraft, Robert Bloch, Tim Powers, Jack Daves, Clark Ashton Smith, Ryan Reed, Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, Robert Aickman

Heroes:

My dad, Jack Daves, Ed Wood, Ray Bradbury, Don Knotts, Jon Stewart (self-designated enemy of Bill O'Reilly), Stephen Colbert (for the now-legendary under-the-radar scathing satire delivered at the White House Press Dinner in 2006).

My Blog

Sunday mass at the First Church of Halloween

I rarely blog in October--there's just too much to do. But today has been an exceptional day. Yesterday, Eathen came over and helped me decorate the yard. Jeff even came over for a little while and he...
Posted by John on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 07:57:00 PST

Farewell and adieu to you spare fannyish ladies...

Those of you familiar with Doc Satan's Movie Dungeon will no doubt also be familiar with the fabled Captain's Chair. If you are, then you know that I have a history of being quite attached to this ch...
Posted by John on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 02:07:00 PST

Mezzzzmerizzzzed...

Just got in the Pink Martini CD "Sympathique." It's got the creepy version of Que Sera Sera featured in the pilot for Dead Like Me. I've listened to it about a dozen times now. I don't know if I can s...
Posted by John on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:09:00 PST

Ding dong, the Prick is Dead

Jerry Falwell, official U.S. distributor of hatred and fear, has died today. Ron Godwin, Liberty University's executive vice president, said Falwell, 73, was found unresponsive in his office...
Posted by John on Wed, 16 May 2007 04:46:00 PST

War in Iraq, Est. 2003

In the old days of American consumerism, one often paid attention to the designation of when a business was established. The reasoning was, if a business had gone on doing business for so long, it mus...
Posted by John on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 08:09:00 PST

Effectiveness in advertising....

We all like to believe that we are not affected by commercials: we either laugh at them, are annoyed by them, or tune them out completely. But I gotta wonder when I have the following dream: I'm sitti...
Posted by John on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:21:00 PST

Each prayer accepted, each wish resigned

Tonight I watched for the first time Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. It wasn't planned that way. Ryan just loaned it to me a couple of weeks ago and I just now got to it. I had no idea that it ...
Posted by John on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:09:00 PST

Chatta-Bing-Badda-Boom

Chattacon. There are so many things I love about this annual event. I've been going to this thing for about 20 years, and while the years are definitely accumulating around my middle and I can't party...
Posted by John on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:36:00 PST

Metropolitan Nashville Police Department Case File .103106

Evidence #103106  14   The following transcript was unearthed approximately two feet away from the base of the oak tree in which Mr. Davis' remains were discovered (see case file summary for ful...
Posted by John on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:43:00 PST

Hirsutis Excrementum

For those who have not been privvy to the melodrama over the past week or so, my cat Bob (aka Beelzebob, aka Shithead Bob, aka The Furry Turd, aka Robert Latrine, ad infinitum) has been very, very sic...
Posted by John on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:42:00 PST