Art: people dont appreciate it anymore, im talking about Michelangelo, Van Gogh, M.C. Escher...Frazetta!....Baseball:.. width="425" height="350">.. .. ..>New York Yankees are the greatest team in the world. Most people ask if I'm related to Joe DiMaggio. The answer is unfortunately no.
Acting: I love to act, the smell of the grease paint the roar of the crowd! someone once compared me to a young Robert DeNiro so i punched him in the jaw. it felt like a DeNiro thing to do. (other Awesome actors: Charlton Heston, Robert Deniro, Al Pacino, Anthony Hopkins, Audrey Hepburn, Marlon Brando, Clint Eastwood, Gary Oldman, Christopher Walken, Carry Grant, Brian Blessed, Natalie Portman, Rosario Dawson and the greatest actor ever Michael Caine)
Beer: Beer good. 'nuff said.
Comics: A brilliant amalgation of the visual and written art form with no creative limits. Also Batman kicks ass. check out Deepak Chopra and Grant Morrison blowing minds- Deepak and Grant Morrison Panel
Add to My Profile | More Videos -Awesome comics include: anything by Mike Mignola.., Frank Millers Sin City, Berni Wrightson, Garth Ennis Preacher, the Bone saga,
ALL THINGS CONAN!!! One day, Armageddon will come. after the fallout ends, and all the bullets and gasoline are used up. man will revert to his true state, barbarism. civiliztion is a thin facade we have cast over our true forms for so long we have forgotten what we are. in that time there will be no more bullshit killing a guy from a mile away with a goddam million dollar missile. those of us who live will live by the courage in our spines and by the strength of our sword-arms, by Crom! it is then that those of us who live by the barbarian way will rise and the world shall tremble. LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS!!....er, sorry, i'm a nice guy really! just born in the wrong century i guess..... .. width="425" height="350">.. ..>
I'd like to meet:
Harrison Ford: I'd like to ask him for tips on how to go from a working joe to the coolest guy in the galaxy. Then I'd give a good slap for his last five movies.
The 1941 New York Yankees: my pantheon.
Attila the Hun: I figure if i hung out with this guy for a week i would get so much done on my life check list "pillage Asia...check, cut my way through roman legions with a giant sword....check, keep a strict diet comprised of meat and alcohol....check, maintain and satisfy a harem...
most of all, i'd like to meet people who kick ass on a daily basis despite the fucking mundane world we live in. people with a sense of humor about life, people who can in one sitting discuss the social relevance of superhero archetypes and the state of modern religion AND how much the Yankees starting lineup kicks ass...
Music:
i have somewhat eclectic taste. Beach Boys, Beatles, Beethoven, Bon Jovi, Billy Joel, Beastie Boys, Bruce Dickinson, Bush, the Byrds, Bad Brains, Black Sabbath...thats just some of the B's, i better narrow it down.
Metallica, U2, Nine Inch Nails, Sinatra, Rush, Manowar, Led Zeppelin, Johnny Cash, afore-mentioned Beatles, Live, Tool, Iron Maiden are some of my tops and of course my favorite AC/DC, Stephen Tyler said it best, "AC/DC became the litmus test of what rock does. Does it make you clench your fist when you sing along? Does it scare your parents to hell, and piss off the neighbours? Does it make you dance so close to the fire that you burn your feet--and still don't give a rat's ass? Does it make you want to stand up and scream for something that you're not even sure of yet? Does it make you want to boil your sneakers, and make soup outta your girlfriend's panties? If it doesn't, then it ain't AC/DC".
BTW this is my fucking anthem
Movies:
Oh god, where do i begin? There's just so many people to thank! To all you cheesy monster movies that made me groan and laugh at the same, anything by Akira Kurosawa (the samurai master); Arnold Shwartzenegger,man you're dumb but i do so love Commando, Conan, True Lies, Twins, Terminator, Predator, Running Man, and God help me Kindergarten cop; Spielberg, you're losing your touch buddy but thank you for Jaws, Saving Private Ryan and Indiana Jones; Lucas, You overrated hack! Star Wars still rules!; Kevin Smith: I love all your stuff even the hamfisted wobbly early stuff ! Miyazaki, Bakshi and Gendy Tartakovsky for their animation; all those comic book movies like Superman, X-men, Spiderman, Blade, Batman, Punisher and Hellboy that rule and even to all the ones like Hulk, Fantastic Four, Elektra, and Catwoman that really didnt; those Crazy Coen Brothers: Fargo and o brother where art thou rule; old movies that rock like Ben Hur, Casablanca, Nosferatu, and King Kong; anything with Harryheusen animation especially Jason and the Argonauts, Hammer Horror movies, SciFi the genre that spawned me (i was conceived during Aliens: the best scifi movie ever) blood drenched gorefests ala George Romero, 300, Apocalypto, Sergio Leone's "man with no name" trilogy(where would i be with out you), Peter Jackson stuff especially the greatest-movies-of-all-time Lord of the Rings trilogy, O, I could go on but they're playing me that wrap it up music, Thank you so much especially to the little people like my overworked DVD player. you are my rock! Thank you to the Filmakers! I love you all!
Television:
Sarah Connor chronicles, Samurai Jack, JLA Unlimited, Firefly, Star Wars Clone Wars, Lost, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Battlestar Gallactica (watch it now!), 24, simpsons, Family Guy, the Sopranos, and ...*sigh* Friends. Korgoth of Barbaria, the Unit,
Books:
Edgar Allen Poe, J. Maxwell, Robert Frost, Jack Kerouac, Edgar Rice Burrough's Mars Trilogy, all of R. Howards stuff especially Conan, H.P. Lovecraft, William Shakespeare (the tragedies are my favorites), Arthurian stuff, C.S. Lewis Chronicles of Narnia, J.R.R. Tolkein Lord of the Rings, Bernard Cornwell, Thoreau, e.e. Cummings, Oscar Wilde, Vonnegut, Joe Lansdale who wrote perhaps the greatest opening line ever, "It was August and hotter out than two rats fucking in a wool sock...", Hunter S. Thompson, R.A. Salvatore. (whats up with authors? Do they hate their first names? ...
Heroes:
Einstein, Benjamin Franklin, Teddy Roosevelt, Jeff Levitan, Ed Mylett, the man in black hisself- Johnny Cash, Bruce Lee, Alexander the Great, Patton, John Wayne, Arnold Swartzenegger-living proof of the american dream, Joe Torre the godfather, Spartacus, Dennis Leary, Marlon Brando, Don Quixote, Derek Jeter, Lance Armstrong, Michael Jordan
