Real name's Flynn. Read on, cash prizes below.
I like to eat salmon teriyaki. And/or sushi. The two are not mutually exclusive. But both go better with sake!
I'm typically interminably shy, as far as meeting new people goes. But once you get to know me, I am interminably obnoxious. Never one to shy away from a good yomama joke (they're all good). Interminable
I like to make electronic music, play videogames, drink coffee, and drive fast in my old man mobile.
Cats are cute. I like cats.
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Sports are dumb. Except autoracing. Which is awesome. But I don't really subscribe to watching sports, cause you'd be better off doing them. I'm a doer. Or a fantasizer. Whichever one is easier to afford. No wonder so many people like ball sports. Then all you need is a ball. Instead of an awesome car. And track. And hella gas and tires. Sigh.
Ninjas are sweet. And by sweet I mean totally awesome. But a question was posed the other day, "ninja or jedi?" Well jedi obviously, cause a lightsaber will make short work of a ninja's sword. Dude was arguing that the jedi would be dead before he even knew the ninja was there, which would be totally true if he was able to cloud their judgement, but then he would be wielding the force, and no longer be a pure ninja. Maybe some would argue that he'd be using ninja magic, but everyone knows magic is fake, and the force is real. AND everyone knows that good Jedis can see the future, and have reaction times so fast it's like they see the world in slow motion. They are the ninjas of the Star Wars world, and therefore would kick a normal ninja's ass.
I have a band! Or rather, I am a band! Particle Junkie !!! You listen NOW!
I have a webpage! It's neglected and riddled with broken links, but if you want, you can hear some of my older music, see my cartoons, and some CGI artwork at www.georgeandhispencil.com . Exclamation Point!!!!!11!!1!!!!!!!11! I would not suggest ever viewing it. Waste of time.
you're still reading? you want to know more? ok but i'm going to stop using capitalization cause i'm lazy. i am kind of agnostic, but i actively disbelieve in certain religions, like christianity and judaism, cause the god in that bible is a total childish prick, and i refuse to believe that an all powerful diety would be such a vengeful narcissistic fuck. my view of god is more like an energy force who created us all. this works very nicely with the big bang theory, as i believe the most likely scenario of such a diety is that it exploded into everything. my god has no gender. it will not kick your god's ass cause, quite frankly, it's not paying attention. it is inside us all. that's why i'm so absent minded.
if you're still reading, you win a dollar. from the coo-coo bank. message me to collect. you must be as bored as i was when i wrote this. when the fuck is my friend gonna call? it's time to get drunk!
Ernie and Bert go BRUTAL
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