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rob

I once punched a man so hard his legs turned into trombones.

About Me


Stratford Poker Invitational@ Stratford upon Avon Cricket CLubWednesday 27th Decemeber 7.30pmNo Limit Texas Hold 'Em£5 buy in, Unlimitmited rebuys for first 60 minsWPT Chips and Final TableMessage me for more information
"You're a cuntmonkey, you're a reeking pissfountain, you're a twatshower, you're an arsepipe navigator, you're a crispy poo stain, you're a crusty bumflap scourer, you're a fanny repellent, you're a vomit hole, you're a rusty bumcock, you're a fifty-megaton fart, you're a shit sandwich, you're a twatty halfwit, you're a pile of nob scrapings, you're a dog abuser, you're an arsewanking nobcake, you're a scrofulous ape-fister, you're the most ludicrous fanny fart on the face of the Earth, you're an arsecrack blister, you're a rancid minge-avoider, you're a bumjuice gannet, you're a fart balloon, you're a puppy squeezing nonce-apologist, you're a colonic-irrigation fantasist, you're a spunk gibbon, you're Iain Duncan Smith, you're a bumsquirt hazard, you're a festering cock injury, you're an exploding nipple infection, you're a deluge of arsepiss, you're a skull-fucking donkey-pleaser, you're derelict wank factory, you're a geriatric ward shagathon, you're a self-abusing no-go area for humanity, you're a bumhole sucker, you're an unfeasably large testicle, you're a fuckwitted babboon molester, you're a screaming purple fart gland, you're a conceptual piss-artist..."
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Aidy Hemming dancing at the villa ......

My Interests

Hillclimbing and sprint racing, golf, poker.

Music:

The Smashing Pumpkins, Deftones, Doves, Eels, Queens of the Stoneage, The Young Meteors, Johnny cash, South, Interpol, The Smiths, The Stone Roses, the La's, Oasis, DJ Shadow, Dire Straits, Jon Sel

Movies:

fear and loathing in las vegas, fight club, the big lebowski, the life aquatic, chopper, old boy, dead mans shoes, adaptation, leon, welcome to collingwood, heat, eternal susnshine of the spotless mind, godfather, seven, o brother where art thou, american beauty, crash, empire of the sun, The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada, the proposition, event horizon, the truman show,the usual suspects, goodfellas, matrix(1), star wars(original 3), copland, the sea inside, lucky number slevin, enter the dragon, the beat that my heart skipped, 21 grammes, traffic, aliens, the abyss, the dark crystal, krull, a bitter sweet life, the jacket, the machinist, the limey, serenity, the deer hunter, south park the movie, the life of brian, quest for the holy grail, the 6th sense, man on fire, back to the future, ferris bueller's day off, 12 monkeys, sean of the dead, moonraker, platoon, the thin red line, the shawshank redemption, jaws, leaving las vegas, stand by me.

Television:

Band of Brothers, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sopranos, lost, scrubs, deadwood, UFC, pride FC, family guy, NFL, NBA, NBL, the mighty boosh.

Books:

Hunter S.Thompson.

Heroes:

Billy Corgan, Hunter S. Thompson, Larry David, Chuck Liddell

My Blog

Hangovers

shit.
Posted by rob on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 12:14:00 PST

the 3rd person

people who speak about themselves in the 3rd person, complete cunts.
Posted by rob on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:30:00 PST

casino royale

went to watch casino royale, 35 minutes of adverts before the film i thought "fuck me thank god the adverts are over" then what happens.. the film is a 144 minute fucking advert! absolute cock fondue.
Posted by rob on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 05:12:00 PST

pizza

i like pizza it's fucking great, it's the big whammers of foodstuffs.
Posted by rob on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:15:00 PST

Coventry

I went to Coventry today, it's fucking shit.
Posted by rob on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:29:00 PST

public places

i fucking hate public places, if i have to stand in tesco with screaming kids running amok from inbred pram face familys with no concept of decency once more im going to start macing people....
Posted by rob on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:15:00 PST