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Leaning tower of turkey still at its peak

A man whose charisma eats up matter at an atomic level

About Me

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I am simply pretty, beautiful, extremely non-hairy in a chimpanzee kind of way,and suffer from a variety of hyperactive disorders that make me more famous than dr jerkoff and mr hyde, plus im ambi-dextrous so it enables me to use both hands when planning a midnight feast with hector the good old kebab shop meat injector!!!!! I was raised on a farm with a selection of animals that managed to escape from noahs arc, i was used as an organ grinders monkey at the age of 3 in a russian state circus and was able to juggle my balls in such a magnificent manner that i was known as the monkey with the un sac magic!!!!! I am a clown, oh yes i am a joker, life shouldnt be taken seriously to the point of your head exploding with stress and you only get one life so worrying about people who are slighly off their rocker shouldnt really bother you, so if you want a serious chat about woodwork and jehovahs wittnesses barnyard conventions then i suggest that talking to me is a very wrong thing and french kissing a skunk or rodgering a badger infront of your parents be the more recommended thing. Msg me if you wish to chat about wrongness, mental problems, and absolutely inane things and i will be happy to get back to you. My schedule is very busy and if i dont get back to you it either means that im busy shaving my aunt agnes's himalayan backside or im painting my toenails and sticking some ass varnish on my everso cute and pretty pert ass, but your always more than welcome to call my hotline and speak to the selection of illegal immigrants that I have working for me!!!! Remember a sense of humour is what makes you surivive the daily obstacles we are faced with, without it we just wont move forward!This Guy puts Tarkan to shame, the true Turkish pop artist and good friend of mine Burak Kut.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..object width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

Wrestling, Boxing, Galatasaray football club, bruce lee, muhammad ali, clothing, vintage trainers, all kinds of music, x-box, psp, movies, ultimate fighting, ju-jitsu, ninpo MY ASS LOOKS SO PERT IN FEMALE LINGERIE

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet mothers who still breast feed their kids at such a late age in life, i would also like to meet people who wear clown outifts in the bedroom and make love to their partners with the circus theme tune blowing up in the background also grandmas who like to straddle young fit men on the stannah stairlift whilst listening to barry manilow's copicabana!!!!! I just want to chat to people who arent shoved up their backsides and ones who dont consider standing on a red carpets to be of royal status, but if you have had some fun with the queen's corgis then thats ok, your showing pet love and lets be honest we have all popped a cork in something that is as sparkling as bottle of pisstal and blue nun, classy people need not apply!!!!! Just msg me for fun, laughs and discussions about ann summers rampant battery operated toys, im fascinated to know if they really do have plenty of va va voom!!!!

Music:

Jon-Sel getting told off for his musical performances, yes brings a tear to the eye. Emotional and in definite need of an Oscar nomination:Hi - I feel compelled to write to you regarding Jon-Sel, who performed at the Newmarket fireworks on Saturday.I understand from his website that Jon-Sel used my classroom as a dressing-room on Saturday, although I gathered this already as I was greeted by a rather large advert for himself (hence I knew the website addess) on my board this morning.Not a problem at all - apart from the fact that he managed somehow to use permanent pen (not sure where he got it) which has proved almost impossible to remove (an accident, I'm sure, but annoying as well).Having recovered from the fumes of the stuff I've used to remove said information so I can now use the board, I thought I'd look on the website. I have to say I'm amazed at the fact Jon-Sel has re-lived the whole dressing-room experience for all and sundry to read! I guess it's better I know that someone's been playing the instruments and 'sticking drum-sticks up his nose' etc. as well as ruining my whiteboard (not on purpose). Does he treat all his 'dressing-rooms' like that?Perhaps I am being a little over-sensitive - after all, it's not Jon-Sel's fault that no-one mentioned to me that the music room and its contents would be being used on Saturday by anyone other than school pupils or staff.However, I really do feel quite strongly that Jon-Sel should not be writing comments such as those about 'Chavs' and the 'Rooney-lookalike' on a website available to the public. I really hope that particular pupil does not happen to look on the website as a potential fan - but then maybe he has already.I'm sure Jon-Sel is a very nice person who perhaps is just a little full of himself, but I wanted to point out to his Management that he may be making the wrong impression on a few people or young fans.Regards,Tracey BotwrightHead of MusicSt. Felix Middle SchoolNewmarketEverything in anything, rock music is my main love, i love pop, i love turkish, i have too many bands to list, but if it gives you the pelvic thrust motion then the turkish love god 100 per cent approves .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Porn with storylines, Comedies, action, kung fu, my fave films are the rocky movies, im a huge fan of a 80's kung fu classic the last dragon, i adore the karate kid movies.. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Im Jon-Sel get his Gherkin out of here

Books:

the monk who sold his ferrari- robin s sharma, unlimited power- antony robbins, the manual of the warrior of light- paolo coelho, the i-ching

Heroes:

my dad the grandmaster love god, bruce lee, muhammad ali, sly stallone, dalai lahma, paolo coelho, stifler, taimak, A fiend of the microphone, a microphone fiend, a loco mother fucker who lives on the edge . A man who knows the score and the word on the street. A man with the moves who knows ALL the angles. A man who knows when to make a move and when to stay cool. A man who can conjour up thunder upon a very whim. A man who, if he so desires can melt the very soul of his enemies. A man who knows how to sew on a button. A man whose presence is a pulsing ball of unstoppable energy that infect the universe. A man whose charisma eats up matter at an atomic level. Infectious, contagious, superlative. A man whose heart beats and speaks of fire and dignity. Chivalrous and brave. Ally of the underdog, feared by the forces of darkness. A renegade vigilante on a crusade for global supremacy. slam my bollocks through the roof!

My Blog

Customers in Strip Clubs

Oh hell im gaining wood at the thought of writing another jon-sel words cant describe the boner factor in my underpants blog!!!!!  Its been way too long and myspace has indeed been avoided as I s...
Posted by Leaning tower of turkey still at its peak on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:45:00 PST

Tasty Food and poncey people

I havent posted a blog for a long long long time, so many apologies but have no fear this dirty lil turk has been keeping up to his old tricks, as always he aims to bring a smile to many a persons fac...
Posted by Leaning tower of turkey still at its peak on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:11:00 PST

Bouncers-Blokes who hang outside clubs

Bouncers aka men who hang outside clubs like trainspotters in a park on a school week-day, really have no idea in terms of doing their job correctly.  I have met many bouncers in my lifetime, som...
Posted by Leaning tower of turkey still at its peak on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:27:00 PST

Police Officer Jon-Sel

Oh yes this adventure was as adventurous as the Die Hard, Lethal Weapon and Police Academy movies all rolled together, infact ill add a touch of Under Siege as i was wearing a nice chef's outfit whils...
Posted by Leaning tower of turkey still at its peak on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:11:00 PST

Perma-Tan part 3

Yes its true, its so true, the last blog was read by the obsessed young lady aka cuckoo cuckoo.  For a female who dislikes someone so much, to keep paying so much attention to my profile is ...
Posted by Leaning tower of turkey still at its peak on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 02:33:00 PST

Snobby Young Ladies part 2

Yes this topic is back in full swing again, it seems the last blog regarding the perma-tan was read by the more golden than an oscar female and it seemed to have disrupted her daily affairs, boo hoo i...
Posted by Leaning tower of turkey still at its peak on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:19:00 PST

Snobby Young ladies

I think this is the first blog in ages that hasnt consisted of tales from my pop career past, this is a story which is fresh and new, and for some reason excites me as the young lady involved seems to...
Posted by Leaning tower of turkey still at its peak on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 08:42:00 PST

A1 and Northern lines stage outfits

Oh yes its that time again, Jon-sel's blog time, so yes if you are easily offended and deem yourself as a craven and dont respect my point of view, then please read on, i like to raise smiles especial...
Posted by Leaning tower of turkey still at its peak on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 04:35:00 PST

Sniffing female S club7 Undies

Now there aint no party like an S Club party, but the party I attended was taken to the level of testing out the essence of  Pant Sniffing , and yes I did indeed reach for the Stars and the stars...
Posted by Leaning tower of turkey still at its peak on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 04:18:00 PST

Cravens that become bunny boilers

Yes im going to continue the great craven debate.  Those of you who dont know what a craven is, then please allow me to explain it for you.  A craven is a stalker aka a person with obsessive...
Posted by Leaning tower of turkey still at its peak on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:32:00 PST