I CAN DANCE For Peanut Butter and BOOGER SUGAR profile picture

I CAN DANCE For Peanut Butter and BOOGER SUGAR

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
Have a beer! I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank SinatraThe problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. --William Butler YeatsAn intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. --Ernest HemingwayAlways do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. --Ernest HemingwayTime is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. -Catherine ZandonellaNon-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. --Ambrose BierceReality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. --AnonymousDrinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls. --Timothy WalshA woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. --AnonymousWhat contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? --W.C. FieldsWhen I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny YoungmanLife is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. --Michelle MastrolacasaI'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. --Tom Waits24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? --Stephen WrightWhen we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven... --Brian O'RourkeYou can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline... it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. --Frank ZappaAlways remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. --Winston ChurchillBeer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin FranklinIf you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. --Deep Thought, Jack HandyWithout question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave BarryThe problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. --Humphrey BogartWhy is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. --David MoultonGive me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. --Kaiser WilhelmI would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. --Homer SimpsonAll right, Brain, I don't like you... and you don't like me, so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. --Homer Simpson
Sun Sign: Scorpio
Sun 18° Scorpio 19' Scorpio Horoscope
for today »
Moon Sign: Capricorn
Moon 7° Capricorn 50' Capricorn Horoscope
for today »
Rising Sign: Sagittarius
Ascendant 29° Sagittarius 15' Sagittarius Horoscope
for today »
Get your own astro stats
Powered by Tarot.com

My Interests

MY DREAM

I'd like to meet:

THE GODSMACK SHOW AT JONES BEACH SHINEDOWN JEN AND HER FRIENDS ROB ZOMBIEGODSMACK BACK STAGE WITH SEAN OF THE DEAD My pirate name is: Iron Sam Kidd A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
part of the fidius.org network
Hit Counter

Movies:

WHERE ALL THE WHITE WOMEN AT ? alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"

Television:

World Poker Tour

Books:

Asanas: Beyond Kama Sutra Sex Positions,The Complete Book of Origami : Step-by Step Instructions in Over 1000 Diagrams/48 Original Models

Heroes:

The maker of the corvette RIP DIMEBAG RIP LAYNE STANTLEY RIP ROBIN CROSBY RIP BRADLEY NORWELLRIP Jerome John "Jerry" Garcia (August 1,1942 – August 9, 1995) )RIP Stephen ("Stevie") Ray Vaughan (October 3, 1954 – August 27, 1990) ,