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Did you know all magazines and newspapers in the U.S are written on the fifth grade level? Shocker! It is the best way to reach the masses of asses I suppose. So I will continue in that very format so you may comprehend.
First of all you must know that I hate G.W.Bush!I have a very dark and dry sense of humor. I am very open with my thought but my feelings are guarded in the 7th hub of hell! If I should open up and share with you a piece of myself; do not mistake my kindness for weakness. My right hand may be extended but a dagger lies within the left awaiting and anticipating any wrong movements. I have found the most innocent in appearance are the most corrupt and dangerous to society. I did a stint in the Army! That and just about everything else in my life was a way for me to test myself. I briefly considered attending Samford but realized that conservative christian schools are exactly the opposite of everything that I stand for. I am studying psychology and am a member of Psi Chi, which is The National Honors Society in Psychology. Yes, you are looking at a future shrink. I can not wait to dance inside the heads of others. I have always heard, "go with what you know," well, I know how to play with the heads of others. No, really I find psychology fascinating.
I have a 3.83 GPA...thanx to the voices in my head....lol!I am one of the smartest people I know but I am so damn ADD. I have a high I.Q but no attention span. I have changed my major more times than my myspace layout, but in the end it has led me towards three degrees and counting!
I love sushi, spinach pizza, my Yorkie's(Preston and Sophie) and The History & Science channel. I read almost anything.
I am a raging Insomniac! I have about a half dozen prescriptions, but I prefer the fun ones. TIVO is my hero because I abhor commercials. I have a walk in closet devoted to my dvd collection. I love beer! You have never had good beer until you have a black and tan poured by a good bartender! My ideal night would be beer, movie's, my yorkie's and my bed. I spend a lot of time banging away at the piano...much to the dismay of everyone else. I like to write songs, poems and I have been working on a 2nd book entitled "The Manipulation Corporation", which describes in detail my wild and highly experimental early college years. I have a gift with people... Scarlett, my best friend, says I am either a hypnotist or a con-artist. I say people are fake and will take on the persona of the person or persons that are present. I am fascinated by, and passionate about Physics. I am a huge believer in M-theory and String theory; which is a scientifically backed theory that all top mathematicians and physicists agree, prove that parallel universes exist. The "M" in M-theory stands for multiverse; implying that the term universe is simply put, "bad science." This theory is a take on Albert Einsteins last project, known as "A theory of everything". Contrary to what we were taught growing up, all matter is not made up of tiny invisible particles. All matter is made up of tiny strings (String theory). All of these theories allow physicists and mathematicians to calculate time all the way back to the beginning, or to what is known as "The Singularity."
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