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My Heart is a Hand Grenade!

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.- Voltaire

About Me

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Did you know all magazines and newspapers in the U.S are written on the fifth grade level? Shocker! It is the best way to reach the masses of asses I suppose. So I will continue in that very format so you may comprehend. First of all you must know that I hate G.W.Bush!I have a very dark and dry sense of humor. I am very open with my thought but my feelings are guarded in the 7th hub of hell! If I should open up and share with you a piece of myself; do not mistake my kindness for weakness. My right hand may be extended but a dagger lies within the left awaiting and anticipating any wrong movements. I have found the most innocent in appearance are the most corrupt and dangerous to society. I did a stint in the Army! That and just about everything else in my life was a way for me to test myself. I briefly considered attending Samford but realized that conservative christian schools are exactly the opposite of everything that I stand for. I am studying psychology and am a member of Psi Chi, which is The National Honors Society in Psychology. Yes, you are looking at a future shrink. I can not wait to dance inside the heads of others. I have always heard, "go with what you know," well, I know how to play with the heads of others. No, really I find psychology fascinating. I have a 3.83 GPA...thanx to the voices in my head....lol!I am one of the smartest people I know but I am so damn ADD. I have a high I.Q but no attention span. I have changed my major more times than my myspace layout, but in the end it has led me towards three degrees and counting! I love sushi, spinach pizza, my Yorkie's(Preston and Sophie) and The History & Science channel. I read almost anything. I am a raging Insomniac! I have about a half dozen prescriptions, but I prefer the fun ones. TIVO is my hero because I abhor commercials. I have a walk in closet devoted to my dvd collection. I love beer! You have never had good beer until you have a black and tan poured by a good bartender! My ideal night would be beer, movie's, my yorkie's and my bed. I spend a lot of time banging away at the piano...much to the dismay of everyone else. I like to write songs, poems and I have been working on a 2nd book entitled "The Manipulation Corporation", which describes in detail my wild and highly experimental early college years. I have a gift with people... Scarlett, my best friend, says I am either a hypnotist or a con-artist. I say people are fake and will take on the persona of the person or persons that are present. I am fascinated by, and passionate about Physics. I am a huge believer in M-theory and String theory; which is a scientifically backed theory that all top mathematicians and physicists agree, prove that parallel universes exist. The "M" in M-theory stands for multiverse; implying that the term universe is simply put, "bad science." This theory is a take on Albert Einsteins last project, known as "A theory of everything". Contrary to what we were taught growing up, all matter is not made up of tiny invisible particles. All matter is made up of tiny strings (String theory). All of these theories allow physicists and mathematicians to calculate time all the way back to the beginning, or to what is known as "The Singularity." (cursor)
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My Interests

RANDOM! I Love to read anything! MUSIC HAS SAVED MY LIFE COUNTLESS TIMES!!!! If I had to lable my own personal taste in music it would be "Alternative Punk Caberet". I am crazy about physics.I have a cologne and DVD fetish.....I have tons!If it is not imported from Europe and costs less than $70, its not cologne. I am a photographer of sorts some of my work is the first 5 of my top friends. I like old houses,buildings and barns.I love cranberry/pomegranate green tea...wow,thats good times! I like to write my music and play piano or keyboard when I am not bogged down with insane school work! Strivectin-SD® is amazing on the face!JEAN PAUL GAULTIER "LE MALE" Smells LIKE SEX!!!

I'd like to meet:

Micheal Moore, if ever there was a Matrix we are living in it..Its called Bush World...and Mike is trying to get us all to wake up! Hillary Clinton, what a woman.Tori Amos: I have come so close!! One of the few true artist working in music today. She has never sold out and is rarely played on radio or T.V, but still manages to sell millions of albums do to her loyal fans! Anyone who can soften my heart gets my heart!I have met or almost met:Amanda Palmer from the Dresden DOlls: I got to interview her for an e-zine.Anne Rice: One of the greatest fiction writers of our time. She is so down to earth and made me feel like she had known me forever.She signed my book "to david a wondeful son"Matthew McConaughey: shorter than I had imagined but nice and soo down to earth...great ass by the way! I have the pics to prove this somewhere.Gwen Stefani: I was front row at a concert and she came over to me and sang in my face and sweet on me...Marilyn Manson: put his crotch very close to our faces at a concert...lolHoward Stern:We were shoping in New York when Howards limo pulled up right beside us, he got out and said hello as he walked into Versace.

Music:



powered by frazy.com 80's, The Dresden Dolls, Team Sleep,This World Fair, Amy Winehouse,Sia,Goldfrapp, Sophe Lux, The Red Paintings,The B52's,Vendetta Red, Pinback, Muse, Tenacious D, Nikka Costa, Tori Amos, Placebo,The Sundays,K's Choice, Marilyn Manson, Bloodhound Gang, Dashbord Confessional, Jump Little Children, POE, Fiona Apple,Shiny Toy Gun,The Dandy Warhols,MyChemical Romance, Panic At the Disco, The Scissor Sisters, Snow Patrol, SCARLETT YATES, Imogen Heap, Frou Frou, Virgos Merlot, Verticle Horizon, Smashing Pumpkins, Filter, Oleander, Eisley, PJ Harvey, A Perfecr Circle,Tegan and Sara, Eve 6, Rachel Masdon,Yeah Yeah Yeahs,Letters to Cleo, George Michael, Jill Sobule, The Killers, Portishead, Garbage, K.D Lang, Radiohead, Eve6, Switchfoot, Collective Soul, The B52's, The Sundays, Ben Folds, The Smashing Pumpkins, Billie Meyers, Lisa Loeb AND ME!!!!

Movies:

SICKO, Factory Girl,Running With Scissors,I Heart Huckabees,The Chum Scrubber,The Squid and the Whale,Thumb sucker, The Illusionist,Little Athens,Black Snake Moan, Hard Candy,The Prestige,50 Pills,Closer,V fot Vendatta,Donnie Darko,The DaVinci Code,Garden State, Lady in The Water, Fahrenheit 9/11, I'm Going To Tell You A Secret,Clockwork Orange, Dirty Love, The Family Stone, Sordid Lives, The Nightmare Before Christmas,The Punisher, May, Girl Interupted, The Jacket, Rent, Freeway, Kalifornia, Showgirls, Party Monster, But I'm a Cheerleader, Legend, Labyrinth, Edward Scissor Hands, Blow, BeetleJuice, A Dirty Shame, The War of the Roses, 28 days, Dangerous Liaisons,Welcome to the Dollhouse,The Breakfast Club,Best In Show, A Mighty Wind, For Your Consideration


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Television:

The Sarah Silverman Program,Wonder Showzen,Six Feet Under,Reno 911,STRANGERS WITH CANDY(omg it is by far the funniest thing I have ever seen), Nip/Tuck, Project Runway,X-files,Fat Actress, ....is there any good shows still on the air?
You Are 98% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

Books:

House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski Do You Want A Book that will read you? House Of Leaves is the terror I could not put down. With hidden and encoded texts this 700 page book is all but your normal read. It plays with your mind and at times makes you question your own sanity.This book will scare the hell out of you! GET THIS BOOK!Running With Scissors and Dry by Augustane Burrows. I also like all books by Bill Bryson esp A Short History of Nearly Everything, Gregorey McGuire:Wicked,Son of a Witch,Lost,Mirror Mirror,Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister.Clive Barker(anything) The Front Runner(Patricia Neil Warren),Christopher Rice: The Snow Garden,A Density of Souls,Light of Day.Bushworld(Maureen Dowd) A long Hard Road Out of Hell(Marilyn Manson),Life Laughs(Jenny McCarthy) Bettie Page Unedited.When the Change Winds Blow,Piece by Piece(Tori Amos),The Memoirs of Cleopatra(Margaret George),The Truth About Diamonds (Nichole Richie)The Keep(F.Paul Wilson),Without You(Anthoney Rapp),The Coming Storm(Paul Russel,)Dan Brown:The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons. Anything that Anne Rice touches!The Secret Supper(Javier Sierra)The Dead Sea Scrolls(Wise,Abegg&Cook)The Illuminati(Larry Burkett)Bad Girls of the Bible& Really Bad Girls of the Bible(Liz Curtis Higgs)Mary Called Magdalene(Margaret George) The Gnostic gospels,

Heroes:

Andy Warhol

My Blog

Y Hillary

..I was sent a response to my pic of Hillary Clinton that I have in my pics. The response was "Y Hillary". I feel that I am constantly defending her. I'm going to cut right to the chase. If she ...
Posted by My Heart is a Hand Grenade! on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:08:00 PST

To a close friend...

We have never really spokem but we have shared so much: You swimSwim through my veinsDrown meIn your reignMy desireCarries no shameMy willWill harbour no painWashWash me cleanMend my wounded seamsClea...
Posted by My Heart is a Hand Grenade! on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 04:31:00 PST

My Anthropophagous(a true story)

Taken from my incomplete memoirs The Manipulation Corporation by David Anderson: some of the names have been changed, rearranged or substituted to confuse those involved The scented  candle on th...
Posted by My Heart is a Hand Grenade! on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 04:01:00 PST

The Singularity

I knew you before "string theory", when the universe was but one we were so proud, we were so wrong how were we to know we were not alone? working back in time to trace our origins together side by si...
Posted by My Heart is a Hand Grenade! on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 03:50:00 PST

Cosmic Chaos and Frivilous Friendships, Be Gone!

I have not been this happy in a long time! Inertia seems to be pulling my life into the right direction. It is effortless! Sometime it takes separating oneself from the frivolous that one has bec...
Posted by My Heart is a Hand Grenade! on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:38:00 PST

Skills Everyone Should Have; A Parable

For this month's "Skills Everyone Should Have," I'd like to direct your attention more to a concept than a specific set of skills. Now, I do happen to hold these skills personally, but you don't need ...
Posted by My Heart is a Hand Grenade! on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 08:00:00 PST

Cheshire

into the looking glass and out of the Rabbits ass if your running from your reflection then you best run fast ebbing, flowing, fire is freezing and the snow is burning my nose agai...
Posted by My Heart is a Hand Grenade! on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:32:00 PST

Inadequate Inanimate (a parable)

I have paddled my row boat through the deep sandy dunes I have bathed in SPF in the dark beams of the moon I have broken glass just to hear it crash and burned  many cigarettes just&nbs...
Posted by My Heart is a Hand Grenade! on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:34:00 PST

Temple of the Red Velvet Jesus

some of you know you are in here and some of you know the whole story! The Temple Of The Red Velvet Jesus (clearly cryptic) I need mental floss for my creative plaque a buck one-eighty for the fiery s...
Posted by My Heart is a Hand Grenade! on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:31:00 PST

Speaking in Tongues

Music and lyrics written in one hour by myself in a fit of anger!  I had hoped you were dead but then I find instead that you have been snooping around Myspace...why do you feel the need to look ...
Posted by My Heart is a Hand Grenade! on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 03:23:00 PST