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Marky

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About Me

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My Interests

My poor body, I abuse the inside with whiskey and the outside with ink and metal.

I'd like to meet:

Metallers, rock n rollers, the odd indie kid, tattoo artists, tattooed people, bikers, freaks, midgets, pirates, burlesque performers, artists, alternative performers, exhibitionists. You dont have to fit ones of theses categories to drop me a message I will still chat to plain Jane's/John's!!!MY DREAM IS TO BEFRIEND AN ALBINO MIDGET WHO LOVES ROCK AND METAL MUSIC!!! :-DMy fantasy poker table would be Me (obviously) Paco (my monkey flat mate) Bill Hicks, John Lydon, Lemmy, Jack Black, Brian Blessed and Keith Richards. A shit load of Suicide girls and Razordolls would provide the refreshments wearing nothing but a smile. when not keeping our glasses full they would keep each other....... lets say "stimulated." It might sound abit far fetched but if I believe and keep my heart pure one day this dream will happen!

Music:



-----IMPORTANT-----
I cant fucking stand Art rock, Electro or middle of the road bands like Embrace and Coldplay so if you are one of these - FUCK OFF AND DIE COS I'M NOT GONNA ADD YOU COS YOUR SHIT! !!!
Lemmy- Legend. I wish he was my grandad mine just swears at he's murray mints and stinks of piss!

Movies:

American werewolf in london.
The Lost boys.
It.
Clockwork orange.
Spinal tap.
Gladiator.
Gangster no.1.
Easy rider.
The long good friday.
Texas chainsaw masacre. (Original)
Nosferatu.
Fear and loathing in Las Vegas.
The Evil dead.
Evil dead 2.
Army of Darkness.
Village of the damned.
Nightbreed.
Clash of the titans.
Jason and the Argonaults.
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.
Gladiator.
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Mall rats.
High fidelity.
The Lost World. (1925)
The Man who fell to Earth.
Napolean Dynamite.
Battle royale.
One flew over the cuckoo's nest.
Fight club.
Twelve monkeys.
The Machinist.
The Elephant man.
Cannibal holocaust.
Check out "Killer klowns from outer space" its so bad its great, its a must see! I fucking love this film!!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

Mighty boosh.
Nathan Barley.
Garth Marenghi's Dark places.
I.T crowd.
Peep show.
15 storeys high.
Operation good guys.
Scrubs.
Never mind the buzzcocks.
My name is Earl.
Life on Mars.
Mock the week.
Black books.
Porridge.
Jackass.
Dirty sanchez.
Soccer a.m.
Alan Partridge.
Q.I.
Tribe.
Ray Mears...
Biker build off.
American chopper.
On the buses.
'Til death do us part.
I also love watching documentries especially about serial killers, cults, tribes and pirates.

Books:

Ive just started reading again. Im currently reading a book on criminal psychology.

Heroes:

Mr John Jameson HON. The man is a fucking legend!

My Blog

DEATH OF THE REAL MAN

What happend to all the real men? In the good old days men were men and they did manly things. Drink, fight, fuck to name just a few. Nowa days we live in a society were men use hair straightners, spe...
Posted by Marky on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:36:00 PST

Junky Squirrels baying for blood!!!

This is mainly for the Londoners cos I aint got a clue how things stand anywhere else.As anyone noticed that there seems to be a shit load of squirrels about? when I was a kid the only time I ever saw...
Posted by Marky on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 07:38:00 PST

GORDON'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is my pitch for the greatest factual / light entertainment / travel programme ever! Brian Blessed travels the world with a voodoo witch doctor tracking down the graves of dead famous people calle...
Posted by Marky on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 09:49:00 PST

Worlds greatest ever mystery - The plot thickens!

During my quest to discover the difference between a raison and a sultana the plot as thickened some what. What with being total focused on unearthing the truth I failed to noticed a third party in th...
Posted by Marky on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 12:01:00 PST

THE WORLDS GREATEST EVER MYSTERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The answer to this question as kept me awake for years. For years Ive searched high and low, far and wide but to no prevail. The elusive answer as craftily kept itself one step ahead, maybe two or thr...
Posted by Marky on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 03:52:00 PST