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Business Ben

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About Me

Hey there kids! Don't be intimidated but, YES! I am television's Ben Vidavski, and the chances are that I'm better than you in almost every way!! I'm pretty damn great!!!Here are some facts about me: I'm a south London boy (born & bread) who makes television and videos for a living. I love the basic things in life such as rock 'n' roll, films, football, comedy, sex, art, debauchery and mayhem. My perfectly symmetrical face inspires people, I love playing Paper/Scissor/Stone, think Cornish pasties are the greatest invention ever, know that Hobos are good people, and if in doubt ask myself "What would Slash do?" Its pathetic but I have no morals, so any girl that makes the first move is more than likely gonna get some. There's a simple to truth to me. I'm too weird to live and too rare to die. I am elegant yet deadly, like an Oriental prince!

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My Interests

I love making & watching films, music videos, documentaries, music, art, comedy, partying all night and teaching myself Kung Fu! Give me Good Films, Good music, Good Parties, Good Booze, Good Women, and Good Art. I like to dress up, rock out, and watch people from a far. And I got this strange obsession for Japanese films, Japanese culture, Japanese fashion, Japanese food - Just Japan really!!!

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I'd like to meet:

My dream party would be me, Angelina Jolie, Jack Black, Slash, Quentin Tarantino, Jessica Alba, Cortney Love, Masuimi Max, Henry Rollins, Brittany Murphy, Karl Pilkington, Brodie Dalle, Jason Lee, The Olsen Twins, Mick & Keith, Natalie Portman, all my mates, a few sexy random, buckets of booze, tons of snacks, an inappropriate amount of drugs, and loud rock music. The whole thing wouldn't wrap up til everyone collapses in a pile of sweat, blood and matted hair... and then we'd do it all again - Fuck the neighbours!

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Her eyes say "Yes", but my restraining order says "No"

Music:

Anything on the mighty 7 Hours To Save The Earth 's playlist!Led Zeppelin, The White Stripes, Pulp, The Clash, Bloc Party, The Jam, The Libertines, Guns 'n' Roses, AC/DC, The Rakes, 80's Matchbox B-Line Disaster, Jimi Hendrix, The Charlatans, We Are Scientists, Wyld Stallyns, The Distillers, Blur, RickJames, Architecture In Helsinki, Motorhead, The Kinks, Selfish Cunt, Blah Blah Blah, Ian Brown, The Rolling Stones, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Buzzcocks, Blondie, Television, Magazine, Eagles Of Death Metal, Dinosaur JR, Japan, Queens Of The Stone Age, Bjork, PJ Harvey, Death From Above 1979, James Brown, Be Your Own Pet, Velvet Revolver, New York Dolls, Arctic Monkeys, The Ludes, The Specials, Dirty Pretty Things, Good Shoes, The Fiery Furnaces, Detroit Cobras, Merto Riots, Squeeze, The Cribs, Raveonettes, Kings Of Leon, Tenacious D, Nine Black Alps, Maximo Park, NIN, Mando Diao, Black Sabbath, The Rakes, The Who, Louie, Motley Crue, Interpol, The Ramones, Foo Fighters, Happy Mondays, Tom Vek, Black Velvets, Willy Mason, Test Icicles, Fall Out Boy, The Bronx, Akira The Don, Beiruit, Diplo, The Mars Volta, Gallows, The Grates, !Forward Russia!, Acoustic Ladyland, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Bat For Lashes, Grandaddy, The Evens, TV On The Radio, Robots In Disguise, A Hawk And A Hacksaw, You Say Party We Say Die!, The Rapture, Har Mar Superstar, Dustin's Bar Mitzvah, Elle Milano, Peaches, The Stranglers, Gossip, The Long Blondes, British Sea Power, Juliette & The Licks...

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Movies:

Planet Of The Apes (1968), Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, This Is Spinal Tap, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Full Metal Jacket, Airplane, Dark Crystal, Audition, Blow Out, Star Wars IV-VI, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Dawn Of The Dead, Things To Do In Denver, The Breakfast Club, Videodrome, Animal House, The Royal Tenenbuams, Enter The Dragon, The Jerk, The Wicker Man, The Thing, Akira, Donnie Darko, Ghost In The Shell, Beautiful Girls, Natural Born Killers, Weekend At Bernies, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, A Clockwork Orange, Back To The Future, Road Kill, High Fidelity, School Of Rock, The Deer Hunter, Clerks, Braindead, Lawn Dogs, Scanners, Barbarella, The Evil Dead, Kalifornia, Event Horizon, Dogma, V for Vendetta, Chopper Chicks In Zombie Town, Ferris Buller's Day Off, If, Shallow Grave, Black Belt Jones, The Usual Suspects, Dr Strangelove, Rocky I-IV, Wild Things, Gregory’s Girl, Not Another Teen Movie, Event Horizon, JFK, The Game, Toxic Avenger, Kung Fu Hustle, Ichi The Killer, Scream, The Goonies, Duck Soup, Battle Royal, Weird Science, Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal...
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Television:

The future classic: HypnoCops , Brass Eye, The Simpsons, The A-Team, Bullseye, The Mighty Boosh, Soccer AM, Dark Place, Later With Jools Holland, Peep Show, Arrested Development, I'm Alan Partridge, Alias, Nathan Barley, Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Game On, The Day Today, Round The Twist, Fraggle Rock, Cops, Phoenix Nights, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, League Of Gentlemen, TFI Friday, Magnum P.I, Samurai Jack, Fairly Odd Parents, Dark Angel, Futurama, Bottom, Takeshi's Castle, Top Gear, Twin Peaks, Jackass, Blue Peter and Sesame Street - because knowledge is power!

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Books:

I'm one of the few people who can honestly say that they have written more books than they have read! People who say "ooohhh, the book is sooo much better than the film!" are dicks. They anger me!!! Heres a picture of some kittens in a barrel to help calm me down.... look at their little faces.... aahhh

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Heroes:

Mr T, David Hasslehoff, Slash, Jack Black, Stanley Kubrick, Mick Jagger, Justin Lee Collins, Dave Grohl, Neil Ruddock, Quentin Tarantino, Angus Young, Kevin Smith, Frank Butcher (aka Mike Reid)R.I.P, Stan Lee, Russ Meyer, Bjork, Lucio Fulci, Kris Akabusi, Harry Redknapp, Ronnie James Rio, Ray Mears, Mr Jack Daniels and the Cowboy Space Monkey!

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I've just noticed that there's only 1 woman on my hero list. Does that prove that men are better? No. Only more important! Although I'd tip my hat to Natalie Portman, Rosa Parks, Juliette Lewis, Francois Coorens, Kate Winslet, Suzie Quatro, Frida Kahlo, Sofia Coppola and the Queens Of Noize
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My Blog

Artrocker reviews the NME

NME has a new 'comic' format apparently. Doesn't seem like much else has changed since I last read it about a year ago....The Cover.Exactly the same messy crap with a background cheesy photo of the ug...
Posted by Business Ben on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 05:16:00 PST

R. Kelly - Trapped In The Closet

R. Kelly is a genius. This is not in dispute. He is the greatest singer off all time. The greatest actor. And now greatest screen-writer too! This R&B opera is the future of everything. I laughed, cri...
Posted by Business Ben on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:52:00 PST

Free psycho-analysis

I've decided to branch out into the field of psychology. So if you have any reoccurring dreams, fears or problems that can only be solved my own style of modern psychotherapy reply this blog and I'll ...
Posted by Business Ben on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:52:00 PST

Christmas List

Depressingly, I already know most of what I'm getting this year. Various mid-price aftershaves and packs of Lynx wash kits that I'll never use, money from my granddad, HMV tokens from my cousin that w...
Posted by Business Ben on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 07:45:00 PST

Art Brut-ish behaviour

Excuse the spelling mistakes, but its 5:33 in the morning and tonight needs explaining. You see, Chris Chinchilla (one of the legends behind Art Brut) is shortly leaving this country, like so many con...
Posted by Business Ben on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 09:36:00 PST

THE LIVEROOM GOES LIVE!

SUNDAY 15TH OCTOBER5PM - LATETHE WINDMILL22 BLENHEIM GARDENSBRIXTONLONDONSW2 5BZBRINGING YOU ARTISTS WHO HAVE PERFORMED OR ARE ABOUT TO PERFORM ON LIVEROOM.TV BLONDELLEwww.myspace.com/blondellebandDEA...
Posted by Business Ben on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:38:00 PST

Science

Sir Isaac Newton is the biggest con artist ever!!!The man is famous for discovering gravity, but never actually invented or discovered it did he? Gravity has always been there. He just gave it a name ...
Posted by Business Ben on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 08:39:00 PST

Plummeting to my death

Ok, so the time has nearly when I strap an Australian man to my back, then strap a parachute to his and jump out of an aeroplane from 30,000ft. But why would I want to hurtle towards my certain demise...
Posted by Business Ben on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 11:32:00 PST

Bird Flu

What's the deal? Do we have it yet or not? Last I heard the government thought we did, but then it turned out to be something else. Lets face it, we are never gonna get it over here. Whenever I've got...
Posted by Business Ben on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:51:00 PST

Camden Crawl

Alright kids. I know I haven't done one of these in a while but I've been so fucking busy lately its unbelievable! Apart from all my regular 12 hour stints at work (I hate live tv shows) I've also bee...
Posted by Business Ben on Sun, 28 May 2006 12:37:00 PST