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About Me

The Booker Show on 92.3 Free FM in New York is the WORST show in the history of radio. If you enjoy activities such as plucking out your eyelashes one by one, or sticking pins in your eyes, you are likely to enjoy all 4 hours the Booker Show has to offer Monday through Friday.
Chris Booker, resident fag on the show, rarely has anything worth two seconds of your time to listen to. Brad, the ugliest man alive, is worthless and we're still not sure why he's on the show. Danni, the "dirty weather girl" on the show sounds about as sexy as my 80-year-old grandmother. Jill, the "barely 18-intern" can only be described in two words: Typical Jersey. The only normal person the show seems to have is Nick Stevens. We here at The Official Booker Show Sucks page think he's alright. So is Alberto. We like Mexicans.
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REAL TESTIMONIES FROM BOOKER LISTENERS:
"I used to be really popular and I had lots of friends until I started listening to The Booker Show. When my friends found out that I had been listening the stuffed me upside down in a trash can and rolled me down a very steep hill. I ended up needing 10 stitches in my head. That was the last time I tuned in." -- Brian in Clifton, NJ
"I consider myself a pretty stable individual but after a few months of listening to The Booker Show I started having strange dreams involving Booker and monkeys and I decided it probably was a good idea to stop listening." -- Rodger in Bayonne, NJ
"I liked The Booker Show until I saw a picture of Brad. Hearing his voice and getting the mental image of him just made me gag." -- Ashleigh in Manhattan
"Does anyone care about that bitch Danni?" -- Michael in Hoboken, NJ
"I stopped listening to Booker after he put the moves on my dog." -- Albert in Massapequa, NY

My Interests

The Booker Show enjoys taking large dildos up the ass, fat girls, and making people want to jump off a cliff from listening to their horrible show.

I'd like to meet:

The god that is Tom Chiusano. He's the next best thing to Jesus.

Music:

They don't listen to music at 92.3 FREE FM. All they do is talk. Talk, talk, talk for 4 hours about nothing anyone wants to hear about.

Television:

Forget about television if you want to listen to The Booker Show. 7-11pm is yet another reason why The Booker Show sucks!

My Blog

Alright kids...

I'm back and I'm here to say that Brad sucks a big one. - Chris
Posted by The Booker Show Sucks on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 05:21:00 PST

Message from Booker

Message from Booker:I was tired of NY there are only so many Spanish twinks you can do up in Harlem before you start to see the same faces over again. I had to move on. There's a whole new crop down...
Posted by The Booker Show Sucks on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 08:02:00 PST

Booker Show SUCKS contest

Submit your best BOOKER SHOW SUCKS logo to be featured on our page. Creativity counts.
Posted by The Booker Show Sucks on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 06:50:00 PST

C'mon Booker...

We don't believe you really have a girlfriend. Show us a picture of her. We're conviced "she's" a dude!
Posted by The Booker Show Sucks on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 12:21:00 PST

News regarding Brad

Brad woke up this morning and looked in the mirror, hoping things had changed. Nope. He's still ugly as ever.
Posted by The Booker Show Sucks on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 08:06:00 PST

Breaking News! This just in....

Booker takes a large dildo up the ass. But that was expected.
Posted by The Booker Show Sucks on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 12:52:00 PST

NEW Booker Show sightings

" Chris Booker was spotted at Gray's Papaya ordering 4 hot dogs. He did not eat the hot dogs but later was spotted around the corner in a dark alley inserting the hot dogs up the ass. " Brad was o...
Posted by The Booker Show Sucks on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 04:24:00 PST

Recent Booker Show News/Sightings

Booker Show News/Sightings: " Booker was recently spotted in Romantic Depot in Jersey City, NJ requesting a very large black dildo for what he described as "anal pleasure." He did not specify whet...
Posted by The Booker Show Sucks on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 09:17:00 PST