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the worlds our lobster

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About Me

howdy do dy!im just a staight forwards northern twat who hangs round with other twats such as emos and fat ska band members.my life pretty much evolves around beer mates and music wich all....luckily....go hand in hand.im a funny guy who enjoys caining every one close to me (why laugh at my self wen i hang around with them!) I wanna be a copper but im lasy so heinz will do till then wont it andy! lolwanna know more ask or ask mates for all the true shit that goes down.What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? Fuck that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Bradford away, love it! ( quote fotty factory)G x

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My Interests

well my main intrest are movies and sociallising ( im a social drinker and im very sociable so....) and just hannging round my gaff havin a laugh with my buddys! they probly hate it lol i do other stuff but i think ive had a mind blank or i am really this borringits not really my intrests but most of my time is spent working! so i supose it is in my best intrest

I'd like to meet:

well theres load-o people i wanna meet but the question is do they wanna meet me? i wudnt mind meeting noel from deal or no deal the little twat! but reall people wud envole dave ghrol and david bowie maybe even jack black. but if u meet your idols it cud ruin ur love for them cause every ones a cock at heart especially wen your minted!

Music:

ill pretty much listen to enything but most like a bit of the streets,+44,angles &airwaves ....all the cool bands. quite like blag and the adventure i know them guys pretty well even thought the self obbsessed but then again aint we all

Movies:

i think i can speak for every one when i say that shaun of the dead and lock stock are fucking ace, and any thing eles that is or seems to a british made film

Television:

not really into soaps if thats what u want to know dont mind a dose of the eastenders and big bro but not much eles. then theres the good shit like simpsons family guy american dad you get the picture

Books:

biographys are all i read like john lydon,curt cobain,vinnie joes,dave grhol,bowie and marlon brando all good books i recomend them but headhunters and football factory and england away are the tops

Heroes:

bowie,dave ghrol,jack black,danny dyer sorry no women im not sexist thought!