Red Steve

BRAPP!....and other such phrases...
I'm RED. You are clearly a little beauty and I want to do some sexy time with you. fact.
You may know me from such things as:Being drunk.

I am currently the best pole dancer in the world.
And thats why I don't like cricket!
I effin' love sambuca! I would have sexy time with it.
I am the official world spooning champion.
All clowns are wankers. fact.

I heart THE GOONIES. In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

I LOVE YOU ALL x