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Jahjoo

I pimped my baby into yanking Satan's crank

About Me

"Fearlessly, the idiot faced the crowd..."

My Interests

The fire in my heart is fueled by my life-long search for the fabled Hell's Stout, and upon discovery, use its endless arcane gifts to travel back in time to assassinate Phil Hartman's psychotic wife, thus creating the Utopia we have searched for these many moons.

I'd like to meet:

Some good blokes and dames who like combining a few pints, a good loud show at a dank & tiny music venue, and laughing over tales of woe and wrong... or maybe just Bill Murray.

Music:

Let's begin (and with an homage to Bon Scott - "Let There Be Rock")...Queens of the Stone Age, Clutch, Tool, Led Zeppelin, Firewater, Black Sabbath, Foo Fighters, Black Crowes, Pantera, Black Flag, Radiohead, Alice In Chains, Agent Orange, Pink Floyd, Ice Cube, Tom Petty, System of a Down, Karma To Burn, Primus, Stone Temple Pilots, Soundgarden, Iggy and The Stooges, Fugazi, Beck, Pearl Jam, Bigelf, Monster Magnet, A Perfect Circle, At The Drive-In, Nirvana, Dead Kennedys, N.W.A., Sparta, The Misfits, The Cure, Silversun Pickups, Geto Boyz, Sevendust, Kyuss, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Beck, Donovan, Probot, Slayer

Movies:

Some all time faves that must be viewed religiously and quoted regularly..."Superman II," "Goonies," "Raiders of the Lost Ark," "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure," "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure," "Cabin Fever," "Lost Boys," "Batman Begins," "Office Space," "Billy Madison," "Dazed and Confused," "Blues Brothers," "Fletch," "The Matrix," "Dogtown and Z-Boys," "American History X," "Caddy Shack," "Aliens," "The Running Man," "Blazing Saddles," "Heathers," "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas," "Stand By Me, " "Nightmare on Elm Street," "Ghostbusters," "Big Trouble in Little China," "Weird Science," "Die Hard," "Pulp Fiction," "Clerks," "Team America," "Fight Club," "Sin City,"

Television:

Nothing but the best... "Strangers With Candy," "Buffy The Vampire Slayer," "The Simpsons," "Battlestar Galactica," "Xena," "Law and Order," "The Twilight Zone," "Seinfeld," "Six Feet Under," "The Sopranos," "Curb Your Enthusiasm," "Family Guy," "Cheers," "Arrested Development," "Meet The Press," "M.A.S.H.," "X-Files," "Mr. Show," "Late Night With Conan O'Brien," "South Park,"

Books:

Although most of my favorite (and in my opinion, the best) writing is in comic books and graphic novels, I love Stephen King, am utterly amazed with the Harry Potter series, Wigfield by Amy Sedaris/Paul Dinello/Stephen Colbert makes me viloently piss myself from laughter on every page, and I read with passion anything that Neil Gaiman feels to add to my new bible...

Heroes:

Chuck Jones, Neil Gaiman, Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Warren Ellis, Garth Ennis, Brian Azzarello, Mark Millar, Brian Michael "Jahjoo" Bendis, Frank Miller, Brian K. Vaughan, Amy Sedaris, J.K. Rowling, Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Phil Hartman, Larry David, Adam West, Don Knotts, Dimebag "R.I.P." Darrell, Adam Jones, Josh Homme, Jerry Cantrell, Les Claypool, Neil Fallon, John Bonham, Danny Carey, Dave Grohl, and THE Skyline Cheese Coney!!!