Fretzertonson - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I currently live in an apartment with a view in downtown Portland, OR. I live with my beautiful wife and 2 cats. We play lots of Nintendo.

My Interests

I'm interested in very strange things, like boobs, money, and fast cars.

I'd like to meet:

a dinosaur

Music:

Make me a mix tape. If I like you, I'll like it. It's a mathmatical guarantee.

Movies:

I like films about flying cars with complicated fighting scene's. Or giant dinosaurs fighting each other. Or girls kissing. Or animated children solving problems. Or talking animals doing slapstick.

Television:

A television shouldn't need to be turned on with a knife, or by getting up.

Books:

I like books that have pictures and you have to read them from right to left because they come from Japan where they have books about sexy girl robots.

Heroes:

Superman, or anyone playing superman in a production, and the guy that tailored superman's supersuit. And my wife.

My Blog

I need to understand the babble

I think so much. I am constantly thinking. I need to understand what's going on in my head. How my perspective is affecting those thoughts, what are they about? I need to be able to pull the reigns of...
Posted by Fretzertonson on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 08:17:00 PST

Spring Mix 2006 Playlist

1. Time Stands Still by Cut Copy 2. Oh! You Pretty Things by David Bowie 3. Banquet by Bloc Party 4. &...
Posted by Fretzertonson on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 01:25:00 PST

A responsive response

Dear Old Navy, It has recently come to my attention that you responded to my letter. For this you have my respect, it seems that you are a worthy foe and an advocate for banter....
Posted by Fretzertonson on Thu, 25 May 2006 09:50:00 PST

My Letter to [email protected]

Hello, Normally I wouldnt take the time to right this letter. I really dont care that much, but I like you guys, youre in my circle of frequented retailers. I recently signed up for your ...
Posted by Fretzertonson on Sun, 21 May 2006 04:48:00 PST

Pro-Choice

So, I guess I finally gave a few things a thought ot two. Gay rights and abortion to be specific. I even brought the founding fathers into consideration with my conclusions. They wrote into...
Posted by Fretzertonson on Sun, 07 May 2006 05:18:00 PST

Let it be written, let it be done!

Besides being the meglomatic ruler of the earth, I recently realized that there is a second vocation that will satisfy my hungry illusions of grandiour. I just want to get things done for pe...
Posted by Fretzertonson on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 06:34:00 PST

What I would do with my very own dragon!

I hope we get a really crazy president next time around. When is the next election? 2008. I can't wait. One that makes Bush look like a wuss to all his friends. I hope that being President becomes a s...
Posted by Fretzertonson on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 04:56:00 PST

and that's why I don't like poo jokes

I'm really tired of being rewarded for my patronage at the gasoline station with oppressive monotones from the digital display on the the gas pumps. I'm just not sure what their hurry is, I'm the...
Posted by Fretzertonson on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 04:54:00 PST

Homework in jail

Well, first off, I'd like to thank you for taking the time to read my bulletin. I know ya'lls got lots of other things to read. So I'll get right to it. I don't ever want to loose a limb, so I want ev...
Posted by Fretzertonson on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 07:34:00 PST

Old people say the dandest things

This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida...An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with ...
Posted by Fretzertonson on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 06:28:00 PST