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Randy

My Interests

Music:

anything that i can kid myself into believing i had to turn over a rock to find.

Movies:

anything with blurred out nude scenes. sunshine.

Television:

survivor man, that dude eats rattle snakes.

Books:

adrift.

Heroes:

hitler, ru paul. bill watterson

My Blog

the benevolent order of antelope

so today was portland's and my one year anniversary.i made a whopping $10 in tips at work, and got asked by a stranger if i thought he looked like Mozart. last week it was naked jousting in the park o...
Posted by Randy on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:29:00 PST

May

7th
Posted by Randy on Sat, 12 May 2007 01:06:00 PST

it went down at the nunnery

**...
Posted by Randy on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 03:11:00 PST

my gift to you

is this year's cheap ideas on you what you can get me next week when i transform into a quarter pounder..1- headphones. i had 1.2 sets, but matty stole the 1 when he moved out, and left me with the 0....
Posted by Randy on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:16:00 PST

1962.6 miles/60 hrs.

happy birthday panda....
Posted by Randy on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:36:00 PST

i got hit by a biker, and his bike too.

i continue to find it odd that just because super high amounts of adrenaline are flowing through a human body, it feels little to no pain. why just 2 minutes ago, i was crossing a very busy street to ...
Posted by Randy on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:02:00 PST

a sad day for hard drives

so there i was, quite delighted that my computer had been fixed so quickly.i came home and turned it on and the entire thing was empty. i knew having 47 gigs of free space was not a good sign. all my ...
Posted by Randy on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:33:00 PST

7/1 (it's almost as if you're here)

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Posted by Randy on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 03:07:00 PST

(it's almost as if you were there)

commence. spicy cheddar dog, principal export in skull valley. coincidentally, the name tag read "everyone"wouldn't you, if you had a million dollars?japanese, i'm told according to the graffiti, in ...
Posted by Randy on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 10:02:00 PST