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About Me

My name is Cerebrist, make what you'd like of it but your most assuredly wrong. Dostoyevsky is my comrade and conscience. I have horrible telekinetic powers like Dark Phoenix that I am unable to harness so they thrash wildly throughout my life, leaving mayhem and crapulence in their path. My favorite word is "heinous" which I try to use in every single sentence when I am conversing with another human being,(which isn't that often because I tend to utilize my powers of invisibility a lot in social settings). I am devistatingly beautiful and people fall over and writhe as I pass them in the streets because they are affected by my superior radience. I have given myself an honorary PHD in Psychology since most of the jobs I've worked have required me to analize and assess people for $1.50 an hour. I am so wealthy that I live in an alternate universe in a giant tree. I will offer more information when I'm in a better frame of mind. Until then, smell ya later.... OK Go - "Here It Goes Again" Buy OK Go - Oh No at iTunes.

My Interests

Movies, books, observing mankind, "damn dirty apes", sitting, sleeping, idling, not going to gyms or cafe's or religious groups that hold their arms up and worship after they've raped and pillaged the city. Eating food and avoiding the beach......

I'd like to meet:

uuuuuuhhhhmmmmmmmm........I'll get back to you on that one, I'm still recovering from my last contact with the human race. Oh but now I want to meet OK GO because they are all so damn charismatic and they dance too!

Music:

OK GO rules the entire known universe, I worship each and every one of you, thank you for giving me a song that eased my pain and helped me to go on, your perfect! System Of A Down, Ween, Green Day, Blue October, any band that screams and swears a lot.

Movies:

Jane Eyre, Baby Doll,I never thought I'd say this but, Steel Magnolias,Bringing Up Baby, anything with Marylin, Katherine or Betty. Baby Doll, Swamp Thing and every single Lifetime movie I've ever seen.

Television:

Bones, anything on Lifetime especially with Meridith Baxter Birney, South Park, Simpsons any kind of crap.....

Books:

Beauty, Otherland, Pride Of Chanur, Demons, Marquis deSade, Every single Dostoyevsky novel ever written, especially Demons, as well as the infinite library I've got going just in the back seat of my car alone.....

Heroes:

Mowgli, Ross, Laura, Cynthia, Dostoyevsky, Clem, Butters, Ike, Jane Eyre, Astri, Tricky, Ranger (my first born), Marble Ann, Padrian, Sebastian, Ferdi, Jamir, McKenzie, Kisha and Welles. Dosty, Dasha, and Gogol.

My Blog

My Transformation

     Before the holidays, I dyed my hair red, deep, flaming red and began my transformation. One that can only be compared to the metamorphisis of the X-Men's Jean Grey into Dark P...
Posted by cerebrist on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:33:00 PST

Popular Movies Suck Ass

        No wonder Debra Winger lost it&I understand the impact of the deep, emotional roles she had to play. Roles that depicted women in the throes of desperately s...
Posted by cerebrist on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:29:00 PST

President Elect/Anti-Christ Time Flux Continuum

Today class we are going to discuss the principle of physics as opposed to the articles of fanaticism and Star Trek.Consider this theory; A president elect emerges, (and I aint naming names), between ...
Posted by cerebrist on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 10:39:00 PST

For the benefit of Mr. Kite

There will be a show tonight on trampoline.......I am truly amazed that sombody in my past remembers me, I thought I had successfully become invisible. Robert I hope you'll have better luck here then ...
Posted by cerebrist on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:06:00 PST

Yet Another Upheavel Among The Toys And Other News

    I would like to let my minions know that I have finished my penal servitude to all super markets, fast food restaurants, and department stores. I am now free-lancing as a PHD'd mena...
Posted by cerebrist on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:32:00 PST

Poem For Mr. Burns (Robert not Montgomery C.)

Poem poem, ach the shere disgust of one so compromised as me, meself, tis I With an eye for she so I sing and sing with a pint in hand and ask her friend to join me Whilst I linger by yonder hinge and...
Posted by cerebrist on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:55:00 PST

When I Turn 21

I am going to be 21 soon, the legal drinking age. I'm going to go to TGIF Friday's and order a cookie dough margarita and some fried turds. I hope to get lots of presents from my family who love me so...
Posted by cerebrist on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 02:52:00 PST

Penal Servitude At Von's

That's right, I said "penal". Being in maximum security at Von's has made me look at my life in a new way. It has made me suspicious of all Starbuck's beverages and weary of the nature of that place c...
Posted by cerebrist on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 08:31:00 PST

I'm Naked In This Blog

Just kidding...no one reads my blogs so I thought I'd get a little underhanded. Actually, what I'm wearing is a pair of men's boxer shorts and a tee-shirt that says "monkey radio station" on it. Anywa...
Posted by cerebrist on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:18:00 PST

The Night Dostoyevsky Proposed

     Today at work I was sitting at my usual table near Trader Joe's when my favorite crazy person came to sit nearby. He rolls up hundreds of used pens in dozens of newspaper...
Posted by cerebrist on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 12:32:00 PST