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If you can read this, my mullet isn't long enough.

About Me

You will soon see me on Dateline NBC's 'To Catch a Predator.' Sorry Mom.
Aside from that, I am a recent grad from Penn State living in Manayunk trying to move to Center City. I run Internet companies by day and watch alot of TV by night.
I also enjoy the company of tired old women (mid 40s to late 60s) for romantic getaways. No blondes.
In '87 I won the junior national sleeping competition. Sponsored by Serta, I slept for 38 hours straight beating out Sunji Kim from Korea. I don't like to stray more than 5 miles away from my house.
I am slowly writing my first sitcom, semi-autobiographical about my tween years working at a church.

My Interests

The Internet. Banksy Art.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Billy Hung ('Hung for the Holidays.')

Movies:

Rad

Television:

The Tony Danza Show (cancelled)

Books:

'How to Be Invisible' - J.J. Luna .

Heroes:

My Grandparents.
Uncle Jesse .