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Bane

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 Who Am I. what an excellent question. Here's a No Bullshit Assessment from my POV.I am a maladjusted, slightly nomadic, ecclectic, heathen, Wolf Totem. Who used to suffer from a Hero Complex and Last Chopper Out of Saigon Syndrome until the lines got blurred on who was worth saving and who wasn't. You save too many fucking parasites and the hero game gets real old, that's why I'm now a "Retired Hero". I'm also prone to extremely erratic behavior and mood swings. I can be Impulsive about most things, choosing to get in a car and just drive off in a direction without cause or warning. I have very little self-confidence when dealing with women, as a result I tend to drink when interested, or approach incredibly strongly under an overinflated faux ego. I am Fiercely Loyal and protective of those I consider my 'Tribe' or those I consider my 'pack' . I am generally a pacifist, preferring most times to avoid a fight, but there are things that will set me on the offensive and will cause me to fight. I am fanatically proud of my forebears. I am also somewhat secretive about parts of my past. Most often claiming not to remember parts of it.other facts about me: I drink copious amounts of Mt. Dew I smoke Marlboro (Red or Blend No.27) I have 3 tattoos I have worked as an Actor, Jouster, Singer, Mortician, Gas Station Attendant, Bouncer, Armorer and Sword Salesman. I dropped out of High School Attended 3 years of college Have lived in 9 states I play Tournament Paintball for Team High DefianceI have been described by others as: "He always has his friends' backs even when he has a knife in his own." "He is always there for me, so that even when i was bruised i was never broken, never quite down yet. He reminds me why we fight. He reminds me why i live." "arrogant, distant, and a loner at times"
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My Interests

Renaissance Faires, Science Fiction, Paintball, Music, Computer gaming, European History

I'd like to meet:

People I know. If I don't know you. Fuck you.
If I know you and don't like you. FUCK YOU
I don't know you, you don't know me. Then maybe you should talk to me before you push that little add button. Otherwise you're just another fucking parasite!

I already have enough friends, I'm not looking to win some gods damned popularity contest. If they're on my friends list it's because I know them.

Music:

AFI, Manowar, Misfits, New Model Army, Levellers, Six Mile Bridge, Blackmore's Night, Social Distortion, KMFDM, Dropkick Murphys, DMX, Wesley Willis, RENT, Sisters of Mercy, Cruxshadows, Ramones, Linkin Park, Pogues, Flogging Molly, The Battering Ram, Blitz, The Business

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Rock n' Rule, Fight Club, Nightmare before Christmas, Anything by George Romero, anything with Tom Savini, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original) House of 1000 Corpses, Death Machine, The Omega Man, Blackhawk Down, Meet The Feebles, Hackers, Galaxy Express 999, Endless Road SSX, The Killer, A Better Tomorrow, Hard Boiled, Return of the Living Dead, Halloween, Puppet Master, The Shining

Television:

Oz, Carnivale, The Sopranos, Law & Order, SVU,

Books:

Dune Series, anything by Hickman & Weiss, Douglas Adams, Animal Speak, The Poetic Edda, Stranger in a Strange Land

Heroes:

"So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God.So I tell him I killed God. I tracked God down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, raped him with a corncob, and boiled off his corpse in an acid bath.So he pulls an alternating-current taser on me and tells me that only the Official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as "the soul."So I hit him. What would you do?" -Spider Jerusalem

My Blog

Tragedy has struck in the world of Bane

While stuck in saturday's deluge here in Deerfield beach, I lost something very important to me. My trusty Motorola RAZR, uttered it's Deathknell and crashed. never to return. So, all of the numbers ...
Posted by Bane on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:25:00 PST

just too funny not to share........

..> ..> ..> In summary, the police arrested Robert Aylor, 59+ year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. O...
Posted by Bane on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:44:00 PST

Since it makes the rounds every year, here is the Original.

This poem makes the rounds Every Year via email, in one form or another, and is usually attributed to a US Marine Stationed in Okinawa. It was actually written by a Marine Lance Corporal Counter-Snipe...
Posted by Bane on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:32:00 PST

Back in Boston

So I'm back in Boston for a while, after some madcap shenanigans in the south. I'm here for 5 weeks, then it's back out on the road. So, if ya want to hang out while I'm home drop me a line or call th...
Posted by Bane on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:49:00 PST

Someone Said I never Update.

And they were right. So I'm gonna update.  But it's nothing New. Its actually something I wrote about 2 1/2 years ago. About someone thinking that I had forgotten what we had been through togethe...
Posted by Bane on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 07:42:00 PST

something I have not done in 15 years.

So today for the first time in about 15 years I went speed balling. Now 15 years ago Speed ball was in it's infancy, back then there was no Dynasty, no corporate Sponsors. It was just another type of ...
Posted by Bane on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:51:00 PST

T-Minus

Dustoff in T-Minus 31 hours and counting......
Posted by Bane on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 09:32:00 PST

48. . .

48 more....... I can hold out for 48 days....... She was right you know. . . 48 does seem an eternity shorter than 50.
Posted by Bane on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 10:47:00 PST