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Swifty [is here for your protection]

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About Me

What can I say? I'm the happiest chronically pissed-off person you'll ever meet. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Movies, Music, Computers, Travel, History

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who can carry on a conversation.

Music:

Aphex Twin, Angie Aparo, Erasure, Towa Tei, Abba, Amon Tobin, Pink Floyd, Janis Joplin, Bjork, Tori Amos, Elton John, Jeff Buckley, Depeche Mode, Rufus Wainright, Led Zeppelin, Imogen Heap, Nine Inch Nails, The Cranberries, Fuel, Filter, Lords of Acid, The Smiths, Radiohead

Movies:

Scenes from the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills, Airplane, Blazing Saddles, North by Northwest, Shakes the Clown, Amelie, Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove, Full Metal Jacket, Pecker, Waiting for Guffman, Hedwig, Gladiator, Lord of the Rings, Contact, Tank Girl, Brazil, Twelve Monkeys, Noises Off, Polyester, Alien, The Cook The Thief His Wife and Her Lover, Blade Runner, Vertigo, A Mighty Wind, 28 Days Later, Fear and Loathing, Finding Nemo

Television:

Sealab, Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Daily Show, Strangers with Candy, Boston Legal

Books:

I really enjoy books by Robert Heinlein, Gore Vidal, Walter Miller, Dan Simmons... but, I have a pretty formidable library and I've read most of it. Twice. I guess you might say I love to read.

Heroes:

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My Blog

I never wonder where you went, I only wonder why...

It's that time of the year again!  Every gay man's favorite holiday: the birthday.  I've been worried about this one, but honestly, I've finally found an angle I can live with... I'm no...
Posted by Swifty [is here for your protection] on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:57:00 PST

I'll follow you down 'till the sound of my voice will haunt you...

Life continues to intrigue me with the things it throws my way.  Actually, strike that.  I don't think "intrigue" is the best word.  Let's see... Oh wait! I've got it! The word I'm look...
Posted by Swifty [is here for your protection] on Thu, 25 May 2006 02:27:00 PST

Courtesy of Imogen Heap...

One of these days, you'll miss your train and come stay with meWe'll have drinks and talk about things, any excuse to stay awake with youYou'll sleep here, I'll sleep there, but then the heating may ...
Posted by Swifty [is here for your protection] on Fri, 12 May 2006 02:34:00 PST

Love always, dream of me...

I still believe in your eyes; I just don't care what you've done in your life.Baby, I'll always be here by your side. Don't leave me waiting too long, please come by!I still believe in your eyes; ther...
Posted by Swifty [is here for your protection] on Wed, 10 May 2006 01:16:00 PST

And the worms ate into his brain...

If conflicted were an option for my mood, I probably would have chosen that instead, but alas it's not. I find myself at a cusp in my life.  For those who aren't familiar with this terminology, i...
Posted by Swifty [is here for your protection] on Sat, 06 May 2006 03:19:00 PST

Ask not for whom the bell tolls... it tolls for thee.

I just want to start by saying, "FUCK!"...  And, I wish I knew where the following quotation comes from,  but alas, I do not... Even so, I'll quote it for you: Watch your thoughts; they...
Posted by Swifty [is here for your protection] on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 02:06:00 PST

I've seen this room and I've walked this floor...

I just want to start by saying overall I'm happy.  Usually I'm pissed, depressed, whatever when I post these things, but not today, I've actually been happy this past week.I posted a blog a coupl...
Posted by Swifty [is here for your protection] on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 02:12:00 PST

Sick and Tired

  You know, most people don't know something about me, but I've decided to go public, because I guess it makes it difficult for me to understand when people joke about it around me.  I fly o...
Posted by Swifty [is here for your protection] on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 12:53:00 PST

There's two things happening there... Pain and Embarrassment.

Have you ever lost something that you never really had?
Posted by Swifty [is here for your protection] on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 12:54:00 PST

Blasphemous Rumors...

And I'm talking to myself at night because I can't forget. Back and forth through my mind behind a cigarette.  And the message coming from my eyes says leave it alone...Don't want to hear about i...
Posted by Swifty [is here for your protection] on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 10:35:00 PST