Writing mildly derisory articles about show business for cash. Squeezing my children's legs very hard and telling them I'm going to make juice out of them and drink it. Working out where I could install a sauna.
Sensible, practical alcoholics
Primarily, the great hit of Andrew W.K, "Party Hard." And I would consider anyone who doesn't love The Feeling an ill-evolved imbecile.
HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL is totally rocking my world at the moment. It's like "Dirty Dancing" but without the side-plot about the abortion. Its powerful message - sometimes, jocks and geeks wanna sing, too - is something we could all find instructive in our more confused moments.
Yes.
This week: Beth Chatto's "The Gravel Garden," and some Victorian porn. God, they've got amazing minges.
David Bowie's gigantic knackers, Jim Henson's hands, Madonna's hair in the video for "Vogue."