My interests include BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO:: poker, karate chopping stuff, making toys, poker, poker, poker, poker, inactive philosophy, universal anarchy, food and the eating thereof, dead animals and the eating thereof, poker, dumpster diving, drugs, serious bitches, bike riding, fighting, poker, beef jerky, cowbell, root beer floats, bringing the mosh, poker, Q-tipping to the brain, curbing, poker, change for the better, watching everything stay the same, bukkake- though Ive begun to lean more towards skull-fucking, drawing, painting, poker, porn, fightsports, shopping, poker, mad video games, poker, and arts & crafts!
poker
I'd like to meet:
I need someone to be quiet with. Someone to leave me alone, and make me do things.
Someone perfect.
That I dont get bored of.
That can hit me the way I like.
Always new and different and always the same.
Heres to hoping.
Keep hoping you dumb monkey.
Everytime I see a woman walking down the street, I want to fuck it.
Because Im a caveman.
I see her hips swish-sway as she teeters on her 4 inch strappy black heels that make her perfectly smooth and even-toned legs look just that much longer. And her hair glints different colors as the soft wind blows through it, bending the sunlight that spills over the parapets of the apartment building across the street, built in 1932.
And a gust of wind flutters her short ruffley white skirt. Doesnt lift it though. And me and all the other men around beg the sweet Lord Jesus for an updraft.
And I want to smash her over the head with a thick knobbed cudgel and drag her, unconscious, back to some sort of hole in the ground. A well furnished hole mind you; throw pillows, satin curtains, the orange chair, tasteful posters and art on the shelves and hanging from the walls.
I want to take her to this place so that many terrible and beautiful things might happen.
Terrible and Beautiful.
Midgets are the spice of life.
The salt of the Earth.
Dill.
"Born Laurence Tureaud, the second youngest of twelve children, he grew up in a Chicago housing project, where he learned the importance of acting tough. Showing and being shown respect were critical to Tureaud, and in 1972 he legally changed his name to Mr. T, so people would have to address him as 'Mr.'"
Music:
I stop hearing it after a couple minutes but then later sometimes it comes back and Im like 'wow thats neat' or I hear something I didnt ever hear in it before and again I say 'wow thats neat' and sometimes it doesnt come back and I zone out and think about whatever. Usually that:: Against Me!, Agent Orange, Anti-Nowhere League, The Arcade Fire, Astor Piazolla, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold(NOT City of Evil), The Beach Boys, Beck, Beastie Boyz, The Beatles, Black Flag, Black Monday, Black Sabbath/Ozzy, Boris, Bright Eyes, Circle Takes the Square, The CURE, Cursive, The Darkness, David Bowie, Dead Kennedys, Death By Stereo, Decemberists, The Devotchkas, Dick Dale, The Distillers, Dwarves, Eisley, Elliot Smith, Explosions in the Sky, The Faint, The Grates, Green Day, GutterMouth, Hatebreed, Hillbilly Hellcats, Hopesfall, Horrorpops, Horse the Band, Ignite, Interpol, Johnny Cash, Koko Taylor, Madness, Mary Lou Lord, Mastodon, Mice Parade, Minus The Bear, Misfits, Modest Mouse, Modoreko, Mr. Bungle, Muse, Nellie McKay, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nick Drake, Nirvana, No Doubt, Outcast, Pantera, Pink Flloyd, Pixies, The Pretenders, Queen, Queens of the Stoneage, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Ramones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rilo Kiley, Roy Orbison, Saosin, Screeming Weasel, The Septembers, Sex Pistols, Social Distortion, Solid Eye, Speedbuggy USA, Spinal Tap, Spiritualized, Spoon, Strung Out, System of a Down, Tacit, Tegan & Sara, Tenacious D, Thrice, The Tiger Lillies, Tom Russell, Tom Waitts, Tortoise, Tower of Rome, Transplants, The Used, Venus Diode, Veruca Salt, The Warriors, Zao
Movies:
An incomplete list in alphabetical order:: 12 Monkeys, About Schmidt, A Clockwork Orange, Adaptation, The Adventure's of Baron Von Munchaussen, Amelie, American Beauty, American History X, American Psycho, American Splendor, Audition, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Being John Malkovich, Benny & Joon, Big Fish, Blair Witch Project, Blow, Boondock Saints, Boys Dont Cry, Boys from Brazil, Cowboy Bebop the Movie, Dogma, Donnie Darko, Dune, Election, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Even Dwarfs Started Small, Faceoff, Falling Down, Farenheit 9/11, Frailty, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Garden State, Glen or Glenda, Gross Pointe Blank, Harold and Maude, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Hellraiser, High Fidelity, Holy Mountain, I am Sam, Ichi the Killer, Independence Day, IQ, James and the Giant Peach, Jamon Jamon, Kids, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Labryinth, Life is Beautiful, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, LOTR, Lost in Translation, Mallrats, The Man with Two Brains, Memento, Me Myself and Irene, Monty Python, Napoleon Dynamite, Ninja Scroll, Office Space, One Hour Photo, The Pianist, Princess Bride, Real Genius, Requiem for a Dream, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Secretary, Serendipity, Seven, Shawshank Redemption, Signs, Silence of the Lambs, Sin City, Sixth Sense, SLC Punk, Sliding Doors, Snatch, Sneakers, Stand By Me, Swing Kids, Taxi Driver, Team America: World Police, The Thing, This is Spinal Tap, Toys, Twin Warriors, Unbreakable, Waiting for Guffman, Waking Life, Wayne's World, Wayne's World Two, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape?, Willow, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Yojimbo...
Television:
If I could make a channel you'd be all like, "damn this channel is siq yo!" And I'd be like, "Capitalize that sentence mofo! Read a book!":: 12 oz. Mouse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Bid Whist Party, The Colbert Report, Cowboy Bebop, The Daily Show, Family Guy, Golden Girls, Good Eats, Late Night with Conan O'brien, MXE, Nip/Tuck, The Office, Perfect Hair Forever, Pushing Daisies, Samurai Champloo, South Park, Stargate SG:1, Star Trek: TNG(Bill Shatner can suck my ass), Strangers with Candy, Quantum Leap and sometimes the poker telecasts, sometimes.
Books:
But dont just take my word for it!...:: 1984, A Confederacy of Dunces, Against All Enemies, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, America (The Book), Angela's Ashes, Barrel Fever, Catcher In the Rye, The Chronicles of Narnia, The DaVinci Code, Diary, Dress Your Family in Courduroy and Denim, Dude Where's My Country?, Einsteins Dreams, Farenheit 451, Fight Club, Girl Interrupted, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Life of Pi, LOTR, The Lovely Bones, Marat Sade, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Motel Chronicles, Neverwhere, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Postcards From the Edge, Post Office, Quattrocento, Running With Scissors, Run with the Hunted, Siddhartha, Tao te Ching, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Where the Red Fern Grows, You Cant Be Neutral on a Moving Train, Zen its History and Teachings
Heroes:
--- Nobody has done enough yet. No one ever will.
But maybe, just maybe, we will break the universe.
We will build ships, and build alliances.
And we will build that Utopia everyone has been talking about.
And on that day...
On that day my friends...
Captain Picard will show us the way.
