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kelly brynn

kellybrynn

About Me

i am an intellectual masturbator.

My Interests

watching arrested development and nip/tuck religiously, homework parties, thai buddhist temple and family dinner on sunday, perezhilton.com, scrabble, sleeping, analyzing feminist theory/melting my brain, kicking ass and taking names.

Music:

interpol, bjork, st. vincent, fiona apple, the beatles, imogen heap, neko case, jeff buckley, minus the bear, neutral milk hotel, the unicorns, OLD rilo kiley, zero7, liz phair, beck, team sleep, janis joplin, fleetwood mac, patrick wolf

Movies:

thumbsucker, the science of sleep, jesus is magic, dogma, the big lebowski, pan's labyrinth, amorres perros, grandma's boy, tenacious d: the pick of destiny, live nude girls, unite!, the jerk, saving silverman, 3 ninjas, across the universe, knocked up

Heroes:

"don't cry. one day we'll manage to say ourselves. and what we say will be even lovelier than our tears. wholly fluent." -luce irigaray, french feminist extraordinaire

My Blog

arnold is numero uno

educateand this little gem i added for good measure...
Posted by kelly brynn on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 05:49:00 PST

does the word duh mean anything to you?

All I want to do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now that might not sound too great to a sconehead like you, but I think it's swell. And now you show up ...
Posted by kelly brynn on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:42:00 PST

the letter

to kelly-you put me in the magic postition. (insert patrick wolf pin here)love you,evmy roommate is awesome
Posted by kelly brynn on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:17:00 PST

this weekend

was quite the experience. on saturday at lovefest i saw people jumping into fountains, men with cock rings, a guy dressed like max from where the wild things are, people tripping on a variety of thin...
Posted by kelly brynn on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 06:30:00 PST

if not, winter

do not move stonessomeone will remember us I say even in another timeFor the man who is beautiful is beautiful to seebut the good man ...
Posted by kelly brynn on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:18:00 PST

five.

questions posed by the one and only jacob burch.1) what will you miss the most about LA once you move up to the sfizzle? probably the people i've met while i've lived in long beach. they're good to me...
Posted by kelly brynn on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:46:00 PST

just like the south gets crunk, the west gets hyphy

Like many Bay Area trends, Hyphy has a unique culture of slang much of it invented by Mac Dre, and other important figures. Below is a partial list of notable slang terms in hyphy culture: "18 Dummy" ...
Posted by kelly brynn on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 03:31:00 PST

i told you i'd leave you one day

you've been ok to me i guess. those first two years were hard, and now i feel like i might have actually made a place for myself here. but alas, i know better than that and i know that i certainly don...
Posted by kelly brynn on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:23:00 PST

daughter by nicole blackman

One day I'll give birth to a tiny baby girl and when she's born she'll scream and I'll make sure she never stops.I will kiss her before I lay her down and will tell her a story so she knows how it is ...
Posted by kelly brynn on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:46:00 PST

you never know.

i was given this questionnaire in my philosophical perspectives on sex and love class. it made me think a lot about how ridiculous people can be sometimes and how silly heterosexism and homophobia rea...
Posted by kelly brynn on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:23:00 PST