When I was a baby kitten I was adopted by a horrible family who pushed me around and slammed my tail in doors repeatedly and refused to get me spayed. Once I was about 10 months old and had a litter of kittens they dumped me at the PSPCA because I was no longer as little and cute. I missed my kittens. I never got to say goodbye and I wonder how they are since I was taken away from them long before I should have stopped nursing them.
I sat there sullen and angry in the back of my stupid cage refusing to indulge the idiocies of humans at the SPCA for a few days until this crazy looking girl came in and began walking back and forth between my cage and another cat's, obviously trying to decide who to adopt. Man, she had SUCKER written all over her! So I played cutesy and purred and rubbed against her and she brought me home. Ever since then I have gotten everything I've ever wanted, whenever i want it.
It just goes to show you, you just have to wait until the right sucker...er, human, comes along.
See me here: http://www.catster.com/?150181