i enjoy getting drunk at truck-stops, beating down the homeless, abducting children from playgrounds, stealing my grandmothers prescriptions, and crushing the hopes of my friends. you can also find me out at the local bars telling everyone what a winner i am. but i must say, my favorite pastime is giving people pink-eye.
i have trouble meeting new people. i mean, where do you go to meet rich, married dudes??? i've started driving by unemployment agencies, strip-clubs, and bus stations searching for guys who look a little down on their luck, and really down on themselves. nothing better than a self-hating man. they'll do anything for a twenty.
deathcab4cutie, radiohead, muse, modest mouse, ryan adams, libertines, bowie, iggy, elliott smith, lou reed, my morning jacket, paul simon, fiona apple, coldplay, ramones, the shins, van morrison, nick drake, the kinks, vhs or beta, bright eyes, the cure, beatles, stones, the strokes, the postal service, yeah yeah yeahs, operation ivy, the deftones, older dandy warhols, weezer, james taylor, bob dylan, the velvet underground, the silver jews, some jeff buckley, the killers, sublime, old-school no doubt, the who, beck, the white stripes, club dub, the pixies, the swells, squirrel nut zippers, the violent femmes, clap your hands say yeah, david grey, smoking popes, jawbreaker, nuetral milk hotel...all of this is boldly awsome.
eternal sunshine, the graduate, i heart huckabees, thank you for smoking, four rooms, fight club, both kill bills, high tension, labyrinth, snatch, office space, 28 days later, and everything wes anderson has ever done...
THE OFFICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the catcher in the rye, white noise, many mansions, the beauty myth, things fall apart
And that's what she is, the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo....GOD! i love this chick.