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Jno

every time kelly clarkson sings, an angel gets aids

About Me

...about me. wow, where to begin??? ok, i'll start by saying that i'm a very simple girl, totally practical and old fashion. i have trouble justifying using a purse. the way i see it, why lug that around when i have a perfectly good vagina that i rarely use...it's just smarter. i don't really enjoy the company of children, old people, kittens, or blacks. i'm not a racist, some of my best friends are kittens. so don't get all pissy. my mind is a beautiful place filled with new ideas, rainbows, and drunk chicks. everyone is equal ( even mexicans), and the holocaust never happened. it would be a great place to raise a kid...but they're not allowed in because they bug me, and i'm not legally allowed to be around them.

My Interests

i enjoy getting drunk at truck-stops, beating down the homeless, abducting children from playgrounds, stealing my grandmothers prescriptions, and crushing the hopes of my friends. you can also find me out at the local bars telling everyone what a winner i am. but i must say, my favorite pastime is giving people pink-eye.

I'd like to meet:

i have trouble meeting new people. i mean, where do you go to meet rich, married dudes??? i've started driving by unemployment agencies, strip-clubs, and bus stations searching for guys who look a little down on their luck, and really down on themselves. nothing better than a self-hating man. they'll do anything for a twenty.

Music:

deathcab4cutie, radiohead, muse, modest mouse, ryan adams, libertines, bowie, iggy, elliott smith, lou reed, my morning jacket, paul simon, fiona apple, coldplay, ramones, the shins, van morrison, nick drake, the kinks, vhs or beta, bright eyes, the cure, beatles, stones, the strokes, the postal service, yeah yeah yeahs, operation ivy, the deftones, older dandy warhols, weezer, james taylor, bob dylan, the velvet underground, the silver jews, some jeff buckley, the killers, sublime, old-school no doubt, the who, beck, the white stripes, club dub, the pixies, the swells, squirrel nut zippers, the violent femmes, clap your hands say yeah, david grey, smoking popes, jawbreaker, nuetral milk hotel...all of this is boldly awsome.

Movies:

eternal sunshine, the graduate, i heart huckabees, thank you for smoking, four rooms, fight club, both kill bills, high tension, labyrinth, snatch, office space, 28 days later, and everything wes anderson has ever done...

Television:

THE OFFICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Books:

the catcher in the rye, white noise, many mansions, the beauty myth, things fall apart

Heroes:



And that's what she is, the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo....GOD! i love this chick.

My Blog

only assholes drive hondas

i would just like to " BLOG", haven't "BLOGGED" in a while. this will be adorable. this will be sweet. this will be short. i would just like to say that only assholes drive hondas. honda civics are th...
Posted by Jno on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:39:00 PST

thinking, drinking, why fold laundry ? let it wrinkle

this horrific display of self expression will be passed off as the written dribbling of a slightly inebriated, self indulgent brat...my most sincerest apologies. i will try to make this as entertainin...
Posted by Jno on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:34:00 PST

tip your fucking server!

alright kids, there is a serious issue i'm about to address. i want to start by asking the readers of this to put on your imagination caps, and come with me on a little journey in to the most una...
Posted by Jno on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 08:53:00 PST

can't help but wonder...

first of all, I'll start by saying, i did a stupid drug tonight. my rant should explain it. this rant also reminds me why i don't party like this anymore. i was out tonight ( like always ), i ran in t...
Posted by Jno on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 02:51:00 PST

24? already?

24. i can't believe i've reach my mid 20s. i'll keep this short and sweet, promise. i have been recalling my eightteenth birthday lately. it was a great day, and a horrible day. i graduated high schoo...
Posted by Jno on Sat, 27 May 2006 12:20:00 PST

why me?

i just had the worst night of my life, so far. i'd call or message a friend, but my cell phone was stolen. at times like this, one can't assume that life is not but a feel of iorny, to say the least. ...
Posted by Jno on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 02:39:00 PST

past the prime

when i was younger, i always looked forward to the the age i'm currently at. given, i thought i'd be in a totally diffrent place. i was hopeful and optimistic, like this ' the best has yet to come' ki...
Posted by Jno on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 11:02:00 PST

safety-nets

picture yourself happy and content. you are in a warm yellow room, in a large bed with over-stuffed pillows and worn cotton sheets. there is brillant sunshine illuminating tastefull stained glass deco...
Posted by Jno on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 01:23:00 PST