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Hello to all the Wierdos and Freaks,Welcome!

About Me

Hmmmmmm....well...I really don't know where to begin! BUT I am open,truthful,sarcastic, and into answering any questions cuz that's just the kinda guy I am.

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My Interests

my first interest being an oversexed gay male is,and will always be,men.with that in mind I will try to find a few things other than men that I like to do on a regular basis,just like my men. first thing other than men is-I actually am one of those freaks who enjoy thier job.I work with the D.D. population(Developmentally Disabled),and it's alright.i love my quirky guys and gals. second thing other than men is-my art.I like to put my creativity and my hands to work.I have to,otherwise I get kinda goofy,if ya know what I mean. the third thing other than work and my art would be-more men.I can't help it.I'm just made that way.DISCLAIMER---i'm really not this shallow,but it was fun to run with.i am quite shy and sensitive.cheers.

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I'd like to meet:

anyone who is creative,artistic,wordy,real,fun,kooky,gorgeous and sexy NEVER hurt!man,woman,boy,girl,manwoman,ghurl,girlyboy,shebeast,i really don't give a flying fuck at a rolling donut.just be you. gesundheit!

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Rafael. You're most like the ArchAngel of Healing. You want people to shape up, and you nag. But you mean well, and you're well loved despite it. Or because of it. You bring the donuts even as you tell people to eat more veggies.
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Music:

i can find something redeemable about almost any style of music,including rap.the only performer I've never been able to figure out,and who creeps the living fuck outta me would be......Lawrence Fucking Welk!I mean--what the hell!Between his accent,the bubbles,and the big,bad hair it's like dropping acid with your grandmother and going to the Elks Club for Polka night.I absolutely love Concrete Blonde---Johnette you are hotter than anything---Sioxsie Sioux,Bjork!!!,Shirley Bassey,Doris Day,Patsy Cline,Dolly,----do you see a pattern??!!

Movies:

this is easy-the cook,the thief,his wife,and her lover is on top of my list-right under all my gay porn.then it's orlando,dune,and then more gay porn.oh,and valley of the dolls.myra breckenridge.cabaret.welcome to the dollhouse.waiting for guffman.hustler white.buttman and throbbin'.wizard of oz.killer clowns from outter space.party monster.army of darkness.working girl.deepthroat.

Television:

the only good thing a T.V. is for would be hooking a DVD player to it so you can either watch one of my movies that I kindly listed for your viewing pleasure,AFTER getting your rocks off to some hot,gay,group action porn.

Books:

2 best books I ever read are in order: The Joy of Sex, and Wicked.the Dictionary is standard reading on those cold,winter nights when I don't have any of my men.I don't get to read too much because I try to divert as much attention to my men as possible. MyGen Profile Generator

Heroes:

fuck heroes--that's gay.

My Blog

Laughable

If ya wanna see something real funny just go to page 21 of my friends and find The Janice Dickinson blah blah blah.Check out her top 8.Let me know what ya think.Cuz I think it's hystarical....
Posted by toten Sie sich on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:54:00 PST

Gore

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Posted by toten Sie sich on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 03:56:00 PST

Dreams and knives

Last night I had my reaccuring dream again.I was at home alone---of course,right!---and 2 guys show up and just start stabbing me.I mean what the fuck?...
Posted by toten Sie sich on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 06:40:00 PST

Stuck In Gay Hell

I am stuck in a gay hell.Northern Colorado seems to have no eligible men for serious dating.It is however full of plebian assholes who all seem to want the perfect 21 year old with no life experience....
Posted by toten Sie sich on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 04:19:00 PST

Harrison Bergeron

You people need to see Harrison Bergeron if you haven't already.Great movie---things that make you go "hmmmm?"
Posted by toten Sie sich on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 12:47:00 PST

making out with straight guys

ok guys---the other night i went to the local dike bar for a few beers and jager shots.there's this straight cutie that comes in every now and then,and we started talking.well,in true harlan style,i w...
Posted by toten Sie sich on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 07:45:00 PST

what to do with a beautiful day like today

it is so nice outside it's wrong.this isn't January weather.it's 60 degrees and people are sunbathing.thinkin i might join them.i'm looking a bit pale,a lighter shade of that is. so i figured i'd keep...
Posted by toten Sie sich on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 11:50:00 PST

dunno yet....

Hello---- My name is Harlan,and  this is my first "blog".Sounds awful,like I pooted my pants,or something.Anyhow,I'll get back to my pants later.So my supervisor,Rich,has been going on,and on abo...
Posted by toten Sie sich on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 05:25:00 PST