MENDOKUSAI

DOWNWITHAPB.COM is number one in the hood, G. I hate to admit it, but that's me writing that bullshit! Let's be friends! I'll make you famous, or maybe infamous. Maybe both, but most likely I'll just make you fucking puke! Either way, we both win. Go there and make yourself cry.ALSO, www.hirollingmedia.com is a skateboarding web magazine from Hawaii.I'm responsible for the majority of that patheticly written drivel as well, the pictures however are totally awesome! Hey, hey baby, how ya doin'? Come on in here. Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you. Listen, first things first, let me hang up the coat. Yeah, how was your day today? Did you miss me? You did? Yeah, I missed you too. I missed you so much I followed you today. That's right! Now close your mouth, 'cause you cold busted! That's right, now sit down here, sit down here. I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do. My first impulse was to run up on you and do a Rambo. Whip out the jammie and flat-blast both of you, But I didn't wanna mess with this thirty-seven hundred dollar lynx coat. So instead, I chilled -- that's right, chilled. Then I went to the bank and took out every dime. And then I went and cancelled all those credit cards. Yeah, all your charge accounts, yeah. I stuck you up for every piece of jewelry I ever bought you! Yeah, that's right, everything! Everything. Didn't fly with me. No, don't you, don't go lookin' in that closet 'cause you ain't got nothin' in there, everything you came here with is packed up and waiting for you in the guest room. That's right. What was you thinking about, huh? What was you tryin' to prove, huh? You was with the Juice! I gave you silk suits, Gucci handbags, blue diamonds. I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce! But now I can't give you nothing but advice. 'Cause you still young, that's right, you still young. I hope you learned a valuable lesson from all this, you know. You're gonna find somebody like me one of these days. Until then, you know what you gotta do? You gotta get on outta here with that alley-cat-coat-wearing, hush-puppy-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with. Cause you dismissed! That's right. Silly rabbit, tricks are made for kids, don't you know that? You without me like corn flakes without the milk! This is my world, you just a squirrel tryin' to get a nut! Now get on outta here! AAH! Don't touch that coat...