Bobby D. Beast - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I got a wife, two kids, and a mortgage. Unless you got free money for me chances are I don't give a fuck what you got to say. I love my old lady because she's the only chick I ever met who doesn't want to change me.

My Interests

Action figures. Powerviolence. Planet Hulk. Old hardcore and metal. Watchmen. Ron and Fez. Tattoos.

Music:

Slapshot. The Dwarves. Infest. FTLO. Beck. Birdflesh. Gruesome Stuff Relish. Samhain. Crowbar. David Bowie. Danzig. Entombed. Integrity. Mary Jane Girls. Raw Deal. Brujeria. Spazz. The Gallows. One Life Crew. Grace Jones. Iron Maiden. Fear Factory. Sparta. God Forbid. Neanderthal. Rorschach... etc

Movies:

Superman II. Rocky(first and last). Shaolin Soccer. Kung Fu Hustle. Tai Chi Master. Crank. Saw. Horror movie remakes(fuck old horror movies you nerds). Zombie movies. Superhero movies. John Carpenter movies in general, Big Trouble in Little China and Escape From New York specifically.

Television:

Metalocalypse. Arrested Development. Aqua Teen. Sealab 2021. Venture Bros. Heroes. Xavier. Breaking Bad.

Books:

The Shining. Choke. Dead Zone. Zombie Survival Guide. World War Z.

Heroes:

Myself fucko.