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Cardinal J

And as the day was dawning my plane flew away

About Me

Due to an overwhelming number of friend requests from friend collectors and ad profiles, I had to change my privacy settings. If you wish to add me as a friend and you do not know my last name (or how to spell it), please send me a message.

If you don't know, just ask. If you don't want to know, don't ask. If you heard it somewhere else, keep it to yourself.

My profile was not mangled using any Myspace editor. The scroll bars are visible and the text can actually be read.



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My Interests

I like your mom, and it's no fad. I wanna marry her, and be your dad.
NY Yankees

I'd like to meet:

Graciebird

Mr. C

The Mick

Music:

Johnny Cash and everything else.

Movies:

Bend It Like Beckham, Boondock Saints, Hunt for Red October, Tombstone, Rear Window, North by Northwest, Top Gun, Last of the Mohicans, Braveheart, Gettysburg, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Magnificent Seven, Goodfellas, Casino, Pale Rider, Rounders, Army of Darkness, Zombie/Living Dead Movies, Westerns & War Movies

Television:

The Simpsons, History Channel, Discovery Channel, Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me, Globe Trekker
Cheap Thrills Jack Daniels, Power Breaking, Tossing Large Objects From High Places, Bringing out Dr. Awesome

Screaming At haplessly incompetent motorists, my cat, telemarketers, cyclists who ride on backroads during rush hour

Books:

Mostly Non-Fiction/American History

Chronicles of the Pterodactylus Hunter: The Life and Times of Jay Schramke

Heroes:

Cal Naughton Jr.
Pan Flute Musicians Zamfir

My Blog

Homeless People:

formerly the preferred term for people who ate shit they found in dumpsters and waste cans.  This is no longer the case.  Just when I thought I couldn’t possibly hate a group of people...
Posted by Cardinal J on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:25:00 PST

Hear no evil, see no evil,

speak no more. This week’s wrap-up of human tampons: Eric Seidensticker and John Accetturo These two Rhodes Scholars took a break from their routine heavy breathing calls to teenage girls to dra...
Posted by Cardinal J on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:57:00 PST

Sinister

Welcome to South Pasadena, a charming little city situated just outside of Los Angeles in sunny Southern California.  Residents take pride in their community and carefully protect the old world c...
Posted by Cardinal J on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:20:00 PST

MTV

Why the hell can't MTV act like every other network and stick to their schedule?  The only show that I actually watch is Rob & Big, but I keep ending up with these pathetic shows about r...
Posted by Cardinal J on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 03:57:00 PST

Charlie Bartlett

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0423977/ Excellent movie.  It's a sharp and witty attempt at a coming of age film.  I suspect it will enjoy a modest amount of success in the box office.  It...
Posted by Cardinal J on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:47:00 PST

Cars to write home about

I went to the Philly Auto Show today.  There was, of course, a multitude of beautiful and impressive vehicles on display.  There were a few that I was particularly fond of: Dodge Challenger ...
Posted by Cardinal J on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 04:04:00 PST

Doppelgänger

I finally determined who Mitt Romney reminds me of: Mitt..... meet Nathan ...
Posted by Cardinal J on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 05:51:00 PST

Gone Baby Gone

If you had told me yesterday that Ben Affleck wrote and directed a film-with his brother playing the leading role-I would have said "stop making me think of J-Lo, you slimy prick." ...
Posted by Cardinal J on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:05:00 PST

Zap

As if my habit of slamming my hand into the ceiling fan wasn't bad enough, I now seem to have developed a knack for electrocuting myself. Running tally for October-November:Ceiling fan high-fives: 5El...
Posted by Cardinal J on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 07:51:00 PST

I’ll have to check this out

A bulletin from the Man in Black's myspace profile... Legend. Inspiration. Classic.But did you know he could also call himself TV Variety Show Host?That's right, from 1969-1971, The Johnny Cash TV Sho...
Posted by Cardinal J on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:45:00 PST