That niggas on PCP!O yea o yea. Wat it do my name iz Travis n I hate black cats. If u own or kno of any black cats please kill em. Do it now while u still can. Those are da most evil muthafuckas known 2 man. I was drivin when a black cat crossed da street. That same I saw Get Rich Or Die Tryin'. Sometimes I'll feel sexually frustrated n disgusted wit today's racism, then I'll stick my dick in a seedless watermelon. I'ont even play video games like I used 2 but im tryna get back in da habit cuz I kno imma be in line fo PS3. Very big sports fan, my favorite sport is Hobo Cum Baggin! I fuck w/ Safeway cuz thats where I work alotta ppl look at me like I have an anus attacthed 2 my forehead when I tell em I work there but u gotsta understand that timez r hard n its an easy job. Like I said, where else can u be an asshole n get paid 4 it? Speakin of assholes, we are IN this year. I'm an asshole naturally but nobody cares like they used to. Shit I can make fun of a cripple in a wheel chair or a kid in chemo-therapy n still get a smile. It's either cuz ppl have gotten dumber or I'm juss gettin betta at bein a jerk. I juss hate it when ppl always try 2 correct u! I got caught up in an arguement wit this hunnie I ain't seen since middle skool. She goes "Travis u don't really miss me!" n I'm like "of course I don't miss u I juss wanna nut...now open ur mouth Ms. Jackson....yea who's failin history now...juss like da bad boy I always was...now swallow n gargle ho, swallow n gargle!". Then ppl get these bitch moods throwin attitudes 4 no reason. My sister got mad at me cuz I shitted on this old man's bed at the hospital. I go "it ain't my fault, he coulda moved". Then, she talkin about "how he gonna move dumbass that man on life support!". Str8 trippin if u ask me. She's gonna disrespect me, her brother, when I payed for all 12 of her abortions. I worked double-shifts 4 that heffa!
Which Disney Girl would you Score with!!! (for girls, which one do you resemble?)
Raven Simone
You'd score with (resemble) Raven Symone! She is a good dancer, and loves R&B.
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.comRaven Simone is fat and I'd like 2 meet Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chapelle, Jeffrey Ross, Chris Spencer, Dave Atell, Sinbad, Norm McDonald, PIERRE, George Carlin (if he's still alive), Paul Mooney, Sacha Baron Cohen, Dane Cook, Aries Spears, Lewis Black, Greg Giraldo, Bernie Mac, Colin Quinn, Harland Williams, Tracy Morgan, Larry David, Ben Stiller, Andy Dick, Keenan Ivory Wayns, Shang, Darren Carter, Josh Gougen, Shawn & Marylon Wayns, Bruce Bruce, Nick Swardson, Patton Oswalt, n D.L. Hughley, Denzel Washington, Al Pacino, Nas, Eminem (even tho Encore was garbage), Black Thought, Mike Skinner, Forest Whitaker, Robert DeNiro, Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, Jay-Z, Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, Beat Takeshi, Quentin Tarintino, Jamie Foxx, Hugh Hefner, Ving Rhames, Michael Chikilis, Jet Li, Chris Tucker, n Lil Jon.I'd like 2 fuck or meet but mostly fuck Trina, Beyonce, Monica Bellucci, Jessica Alba, Mila Kunis, Megan Good, Megan Fox, Esther Baxter, maybe Keyshia Cole, Tyra Banks, Elise Neal, Vivica Fox, Tamela Jones, Vida Guerrera, Ki Toy, Buffie The Body, Raven Riley, Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, Namoi Cambell, Sienna Miller, Elisha Cuthbert, n Halle Berry....well not anymore, wait....yea I still would.
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The Boondocks, The Shield, Chapelle's Show, Mad TV, The Chris Rock Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, Entourage, In Living Color, New York Undercover, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Cops, Real World, Rap City, Fresh Prince Of Bel Air, South Park, True Life, Thief, It's Always Sunny In Philedelphia, Da Ali G Show, Reno 911!, TV Funhouse, Tough Crowd w/ Colin Quinn, The Wire, and The Andy Dick Show.
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