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R. B.

Anybody know the number to 911? ~ Where the fuck is the 11?

About Me

The less said about me and my fascination with Velvet, the better. A child of the 70's, yet born in the wrong decade - missed out on all that free-love and Merry Jane! Friend to many, asshole to even more, and never -NEVER- too far away from a chilled glass of vanilla cognac, byatch! PUT YOUR ABOUT ME SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile

My Interests

Basketball, football, softball (playing more than spectating). Whatever gets me out the house and a drink in my hand pretty much. Bowling, pool, swimming - I want to go sky diving before I get married and I have no intention of doing either anytime soon........

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm, well let's see - there's............. PUT YOUR I'D LIKE TO MEET SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profileView All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

Nothing specific, but I know what I like. Sean Paul to Santana, Al Green to Alicia Keys - the list is never ending. Reggae, hip hop, R&B, salsa, merengue - I will dance to it all!

Movies:

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee..."

Television:

Too many shows out now that are making women into the perfect criminals.....CSI, Snapped, Law and Order! Fellas, sleep with one eye open, trust me! Heroes, History Channel, Boondocks, and King of Queens. Not too big on TV.

Books:

Not much time for reading unfortunately.......The Art of War, Lessons From my Father by Barack Obama, Steven King novels.

Heroes:

The guy who invented porn, and the guy who invented the camera...........

My Blog

Friends.......

         Hello, good people. Another day, another chance to have a random person on the street to tell you how good you smell. There is nothing, and I mean NOTH...
Posted by R. B. on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:13:00 PST

About Me......everything you’ve ever wanted to know about Ronnie!!!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Ronnie E. Bradford - middle name unknown....to you at least.Birthday:10/20/78 - greatest day in historyBirthplace:backseat of a '78 deuce and a quarter - or Chi...
Posted by R. B. on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:01:00 PST

Etiquette for a Myspace Break-up.......so it is written, so shall it be done!

           Well this all looks familiar.......last time I saw this room, I was in the throws of a red bull fueled rant against O.J...
Posted by R. B. on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:13:00 PST

My 2nd favorite holiday is fast approaching! Break out those cameras.........

My very first blog since all the broken hand "unpleasantness". I may be brief, seeing as how A: I'm not holding a frosty alcoholic anything - and B: I am at work, which usually wouldn't mean anything,...
Posted by R. B. on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:07:00 PST

2006, a year in review...........

2006, year in review............ January1. Did you have a New Year's resolution this year?Yes, to finally stop masturbating2. Who kissed you at midnight?I don't remember, possibly my ex, possibly ...
Posted by R. B. on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:29:00 PST

O.J. Simpson?! I thought he was dead!.........

      There are few people on our small planet that literally make my scrotum itch, not in a good way. So few in fact that when the sensation does hit I immediately know ...
Posted by R. B. on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:34:00 PST

Random thoughts........the revenge!

Hello again, people. Another lovely day, full of sunshine and pixie dust..........actually it's shitty outside and I find myself secretly wishing I could just jump on my desk and start pissing on equi...
Posted by R. B. on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:23:00 PST

My top 6 o' weirdness.........

Happy friday, people! I'm proud to present to you today a little treat to hopefully make your weekend just a little bit brighter. I've been tagged, apparently. "What is it?" you might be asking..........
Posted by R. B. on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:36:00 PST

Pray for me people, I'm either losing it, or we're all fucked!!!.............

Hello People! It's been quite a while since my last rant about the goins on of eveyday life in our great city. I've mostly been occupied with moving, which is always TONS of fun (choke), basketball, p...
Posted by R. B. on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:37:00 PST

Random Thoughts (College Life), part 2.........

Hello people. It's the monday after my trip down to Champaign, IL for some drunken tomfoolery and hijinks. I can't help but feel a certain emptiness in the depths of my balls for the days when I ...
Posted by R. B. on Tue, 09 May 2006 09:23:00 PST