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Jason

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jason
Birthday: Feb. 13, 1978
Birthplace: Chicago
Current Location: Glenview
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown?
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left...as all really smart people are ;)
Your Heritage: Polish/German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike Running shoes
Your Weakness: Jager Bombs....lol
Your Fears: Heights and flying
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese and sausage....lets not get too crafty
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get motivated to achieve a goal ;)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck me
Your Best Physical Feature: I have calves like a race horse....LOL! Eyes
Your Bedtime: About midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: My house
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: ugh....do I have to? McD's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry bitch!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yep
Do you Swear: Yep
Do you Sing: Not so much
Do you Shower Daily: Yep
Have you Been in Love: Yep
Do you want to go to College: Yep....lol....a little late to the game though
Do you want to get Married: Again? Ugh....ask me later
Do you belive in yourself: You know it!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Oh yeah
Are you a Health Freak: Kinda sorta
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.....mama anyway
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Skin flute? LOL! No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Define 'drugs'
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No....but I do like it
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: LOL....no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Can't say that I have
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No way
Ever been Drunk: Here and there
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: Yep
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Quickly, doing something cool
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Too late
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter
Height: North of 5'
Weight: Less than me
Best Clothing Style: What? Ummm.....skimpy? LOL
Number of Drugs I have taken: Next question
Number of CDs I own: ipod bitch!
Number of Piercings: Not anymore
Number of Tattoos: Nada
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Oh boy......
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Honest and genuine people. All who like to party, have fun, and generally have a good outlook on life are welcome. If you are washed up and/or bitter about life then don't bother, I don't like negativity in my life.

My Blog

Hogging

Hogging refers to the practice of groups of men who target overweight or obese women, typically for sexual encounters. Unlike fat fetishists, men who participate in hogging are not necessarily sexuall...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:03:00 GMT

Second sign of the apocalypse

(The first sign was pizza being served up at Dunkin Donuts) TOKYO (AP) -- Japanese are staying cool as a cucumber this summer with "Pepsi Ice Cucumber" -- a new soda based on the crisp green gourd. T...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:43:00 GMT

Soprano's Series Finale

Tony was killed....in fact, the ending was genius if you've paid attention to the show or are just a fan of well developed well thought out plots that all tie together and have the memory of a champ t...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:56:00 GMT

When someone is dealing with a difficult loss.....

Don't say "you will be fine...you will recover from the loss of her friendship and you can move one to other slut bag whores looking to cheat on their husbands with out of town myspace friends....good...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 00:28:00 GMT

From WWTDD.com LOL!!!!!!!

My friend's brother (who works with [Sheriff Lee] Baca's assistant sheriffs) told me that Paris was released due to a severe, "stress-induced" herpes outbreak. He also said that he heard that the blis...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 06:59:00 GMT

Don't pump gas on May 15th

NO GAS...On May 15th 2007 : ...in April 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight.On May 15th 2007, all internet us...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 00:37:00 GMT

Lets go drinking!

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first....
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 08:51:00 GMT

1. Angry Buccaneer

When you are about to come from head,you haul off and charlie-horse the girls one leg, then nut in one of hersurprised eyes.Thus she limps to the bathroom looking like a pissed off pirate
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:13:00 GMT

Please stop the violence!

"Can you imagine what your face would look like if I was sick AND on my period"?
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:39:00 GMT

The most disgusting video in the history of the internet

I have in my possession the nastiest video in the history of the web.  If you have a strong stomach and and some creepy desire to watch shit like this (like I do) you think you can handle it...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 14:48:00 GMT