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Kelly SciZZorhands, RMC!

I once could see but now at last I'm blind!!

About Me

"WELL, THROUGH~ !!!
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Ive been a hairdresser for 18 years! I love what I do! My Mom did it for 45 years before she retired! I guess you could say, it's in the genes! I now have decided to expand my horizons, & am headed Full steam ahead to becoming a licensed Cosmetology instructor! I get to clone Mini - Me"s!!! God Help us!!! LOL...
I'm hopelessly stuck in the 80&'s, since that was when I was 10 foot tall and bulletproof! Still live for hair metal, power ballads, and Long haired boys!(Not that I wouldn't settle for a wonderful short haired Millionare,LOL...Im a hairdresser, It's just that, because I'm a hairdresser ~ I admire a man that has hair as Pretty and as long as mine! LOL... J/K ~ Short, long, bald, Everyone is sexy in their own way! It's really a musician thing from days gone by! Like I said, those days have gone by! But they'll be back damnit! My first priorities in life are God, my family and my career! (and in that order!) I'm Proud of my Irish heritage! Three generations! I was raised in a close family , always there for you in need no matter what the consequences, which is what I fully expect from my close friends! The others are called "aquaintances" if you will! I worship my father, he's a Bass Pro here in SC. I live to be on the lake with him! There's no other kind of peace!
MY BABIES!!
MyGen

My Interests



Morrisey~
"HairDresser on Fire"!

Click curser on space to watch him go!

Hair, Hair, and more Hair! Love my job! I don't get out much! Only when my arm is twisted! I love seeing Live bands, going to concerts, Playing pool, and basically just hangin out with friends! Like I said before, I live for the good old 80's hair bands! Did you ever think there would come a time when we would call that "retro!" I love my three cats, Tater, Oompa, and Maggie! They are rotten , as you can tell from the pics! Remember, dogs have masters and cats have staff! lol... Let's not forget my biggest rush and love, HARLEYS! Rallies and all! Best times of my life where spent @ Daytona & Myrtle Beach Rallies, with 2 wheels between my legs! One day I'll have my own, and then it's OFF TO STURGIS!!!!!

I'd like to meet:




"Who I'd Like to meet?" New Friends from different places! (Never traveled much).Born & raised deep in the heart of Dixie!! A TRUE "Southern Bell" if you will! (LMAO) NOT!!

People with my same interests and Maybe the man of my Dreams! (Been waiting on him for 38 years now! lol... Just can't seem to find my Daddy's reincarnate! He is my Rock!
Who Know's?? He could be on his way !

Too Bad this one is taken!!!!

~~"Amen Dr. Seuss! I love FANTASY too"!~~

They say~"Blondes have more fun",but, "Red Heads get away with it"!!!

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Here's to all of my friends who want to share a little "Moonshine" with me!!!

"PULL ME UNDER I'M NOT AFRAID!!"

Music:



Where to start? Music was all I had growing up!It all started with the Bay City Rollers!!! having to share only one record player with a sister 5 years older than me, I had no choice but to love it all!

Everything from The Bee Gees~( & even Andy!)

To John Denver, James Talor,Neil Diamond, Jim Croce, Janice Ian, Simon & Garfunkel, Sir Elton John,of course, with Bernie! What a fantastic use of cocaine! But now, "The Bitch is Back!" & Stone cold sober, as a matter of fact!!
Three Dog Night,Supertramp,America, Chicago, Abba, Boston

The Eagles,Thin Lizzy,Fleetwood Mac, Foreigner,John Cougar, Bob Segar, Meat loaf~

Bad Company, Aerosmith, Molly Hatchet, Journey(no other voice in the world like Steve Perry's!)

How bout these guys??~~~

What a sad ending before they ever got started!!!
Kansas,Styx,Asia,Aldo Nova, REO Speedwagon, Zeppelin~

BTO, ELO, CSN&Y, Pablo Cruise 0-60 in 5! Brilliant piece of music!, All Southern Rock,- Old Motown, all the way to Kiss!!!!!! of Course!! (Thanx to Evil Cuz Lex!!!!)

INXS! Great concert, 1988!~ RIP Michael Hutchins! You'll never be replaced!

Quiet Riot,Billy Squire, Bon Jovi~

First & Best Concert General admission in Charlotte NC, Def Leppard!!& opening for them~~
and continuing from the 80's through the 90's~~~

Finally someone expressed it correctly~ JESUS Rocks too!!!

My jaw was left hanging after this show~~ Mr. Gilbert,And Mr. Sheehan,
Amongst other great shredders like, Eric Johnson (Cliffs of Dover), My all time Fav. is definately~~Dream Theater Rules!!!! Marty Friedmans CD produced with Kitaro "Scenes" is a spellbinding piece of work!!!
Real Fans never leave out the "J"!~~Now he was a prodigy!! Ya think??
And another phenominal master, Mr. Vai!!!

The grandest "Dynamic Duo" would have to be these two~~~
Imagine if Beethoven, Bach, Motzart, & Paganini were introduced to Electric guitars?? Thank you Mr. McNaught for opening my eyes to those wonders!!(WWW.McNaughtguitars.com) Imagine if Randy Rhoads were alive today?? He had to get on that damn plane!!!!

I could name endless 80's pop that came from the UK,Like Duran Duran & Culture Club, but who wants to scroll through another 25 feet of music?? You can find a taste of that in my video profile!! Funny how MTV connected us to the rest of the music world!!!

Movies:

I'll just throw some out there in Chronological order, there are sooo many & in different catagories, Here goes~~~ First of all, Rock Star ~~Of course~~
It started with The Beastmaster, with Heavy Metal coming on right after that, in Jr. High School!~~~~All the Brat Pack movies rule!!~~~~I love all old Classic comedies like~~I think I have every word memorized! Scotch alcoholic, of course!! Dudley Moore was the best drunk EVER!!And a couple of Fav.s from today, Jack Black & Adam Sandler rule!!!~~~~~All Mafia flicks are the best!!~~~ First, "Say Hello to my Little Friend"!!~~~And next down, "A Bronx Tale"~~~Sylvester STILL has it going on!! The Italian Stallion & Rambo!!(*WHEW*)!!
Robin Williams & Tom Hanks are both Brilliant!~~~This one made History~~~~~I've always loved movies based on Fantasy & Medieval Times, Lord of the Rings & Harry Potter!~~~
Of course on a rainy day I love to curl up with a good girly movie, & This after the 100th time, will never get old!~~~~ Patrick swazey~ MM, MM, MM!!The only time I could stay up late as a kid was to watch James Bond with Dad on Sun. Nights, So I've got all of those down~~~Lastley, The one movie that leaves me in stiches laughing till I cry is, none other than ~~~

Television:

I dig all of the forensic shows, CSI, NY & Miami,Law & order, & SVU, Cold Case, Without a trace, Bones, & The new one this year Moonlight~ The Vampire Detective!! lol...
My 2 Top Fav.'s are House,And Patricia Arquette in~~~I don't get into any reality shows at all, (Except Family Jewels of course), My own reality is hard enough to keep up with!!
The Comedy Channel takes away all bad moods, especially ~~And can you imagine being able to watch these guys as a kid??? (I don't think so)~~
I think one of the sexiest men alive is Tom Selleck!!Magnum PI was THE DEAL!! (*SIGH*)How nice would It be to drive around Hawaii in a farrari , live in a Mansion & Island hop solving cases?!?!Who needs to get paid for that???I've had good taste since grade school!LOL...Of course I was a Quantum Leaper,And the Best sitcom in history,(That was based on my life before Grace was ever thought of)~~~~~Why did they have to take it off the air?? (*SNIFF*)
I love to watch the Food Channel, as I LOVE to cook, & Damn good at it I must say, & The History Channel is a winner when there's a good documentary on!!!
Last but not least I go to bed with Dave & Craig Everynight!!!~~~~

Books:

Don't read much~ Adult ADD sucks! The most recent books I've read are The Pourpose Driven Life~ And the Power to change your Life by Rick Warren, He's great!Kahlil Gibran~The Prophet & The Love letters are oh so comforting!!The Holy Bible has all the answers for anyone that has any common sense!!

Heroes:

First & utmost Jesus Christ!! He did more for the human race than anyone who ever existed & they had to go & Crucify him!!

My Parents are my real life heroes!!They've been married for 45 years now & raised me through the Eighties! (Go Mom & Dad!)My Mom for reigning victorious over a 3 year battle with Cancer & helping to pull me through mine! & My Dad for catching my every fall.He brought me back to God through all of my trials & tribulations, so I guess that ranks him right up there with Christ, huh??
Never thought I'd agree with this religion's views but couldn't resist these comments~~~and better yet~~~ Amen Ghandi, You got my vote!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That about sums me up!!(NOT) LOL...

My Blog

A beatiful surmise of me from a friends minds eye!!

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Posted by Kelly SciZZorhands, RMC! on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:05:00 PST

Yet another udate!!!!!!

First of all, Thank you all for the warm wishes & prayers through my "Midlife Transition"!!!  I F@ckin made it!! The job is kickin AZZ !! Busy as a one armed Wallpaper Hanger!!! 3rd Biggest ...
Posted by Kelly SciZZorhands, RMC! on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 07:42:00 PST

"Time for a Cool Change!"

After months of anxiety & anticipation, I finally got news that I got my New Apt!! Thanx to your extra wishes, hopes & prayers, I finally got prayed out of Purgatory!! Good Lord Willing I'll...
Posted by Kelly SciZZorhands, RMC! on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:45:00 PST

"Here I go Again on My Own!!!!"

OK, Another update on "Kelly's Career!!!!!!!!!! After several days of contemplation, and a few phone calls, Looks like I'm gonna be moving back to the "Redneck Riviera"(Myrtle Beach), the week after L...
Posted by Kelly SciZZorhands, RMC! on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 06:54:00 PST

Great Thoughts to Ponder!! (Thanx Tommy!!!)

To realize the value of ONE YEARAsk a student who has failed his final exam.To realize the value of ONE MONTHAsk a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.To realize the value of ONE WEEKAsk an...
Posted by Kelly SciZZorhands, RMC! on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 08:00:00 PST

Interested in a custom made Guitar?

All of you musicians who might be interested in a quality custom made guitar go to WWW.MCNAUGHTGUITARS.COM. My Ex- and  old friend  David McNaught, Beautiful work, and Ultra talented m...
Posted by Kelly SciZZorhands, RMC! on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:39:00 PST

Yes, That's Gene Simmons!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes that is Gene Simmons, promoting their new cologne at Belks outside the front doors of my Salon! Who'da thunk in 2nd grade that I'd have Gene Simmons say, "Grab my ass, Let's give em something to t...
Posted by Kelly SciZZorhands, RMC! on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:21:00 PST

John MacKinder

If any of you have one speck of appreciation for pure talent,Music and Lyrics, You HAVE to click on my friend John Mackinder's Pic and check out his new CD, "Come and Get Me"!   &n...
Posted by Kelly SciZZorhands, RMC! on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 09:26:00 PST

HOLLYWOOD!

Check out my Cousins Band out of Columbia, SC                     HOLLYWOOD!      ...
Posted by Kelly SciZZorhands, RMC! on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:51:00 PST