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Matt

55 days and counting....but who's doing the counting?

About Me

Lets see, what do you - those who don't know me already - need to know about me? I eat a lot. In fact, I'm probably hungry right now. I like to read and my mind is always racing. I'm really unsure of myself most of the time and I worry about my future more than I probably should. I'm obsessive, neurotic and somewhat compulsive. I have a terrible temper at times, although, it takes just the right thing to set it off. I tolerate most people but there are very few people with whom I really enjoy spending my time. I would say that overall I'm more of a goober than anything else. I hate traffic and big cities don't attract my interest. I like to hike, camp and mountain bike when I'm in the Carolinas. I'm what some people call a binge drinker. I enjoy school work and I am looking forward to the time when I can go to school full time. I will probably not think the same way when I am in school full time, but so it goes. I think that it is incredibly difficult to encapsulate what I, or others, think of me in a few short sentences. I doubt I will meet, in person, anyone who I do not already know on here. That would take quite an extraodinary personality.
If you don't know the difference between the words "your" and "you're" don't talk to me until you do. That drives me bat-shit crazy. I've been told recently that I'm not being tough enough on the grammar of prospective friends. So, I'm going to implement a new test. The "There, Their and They're" test. If you can't comprehend what that test would consist of...just leave me alone.
And I love to bowl, ah yes, cannot forget the bowling.
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My Interests

I like alot of shit, none of which I can do at the moment. Right now I am drinking like it's my job and trying not to work. I like school.

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

Lynard Skynard; The Doors; Steve Miller Band; Georgia Satelites; Paul Harvey - I know it's not music, but he's awesome; Hank Williams Jr.; Green Day; Blink 182; David Allen Coe; Dirks Bently; Eagles; Elton John; Eric Clapton; Garth Brooks; George Straight; Randy Travis; Jack Johnson; John Mayer; Johnny Cash; Keller Williams; Lisa Loeb; Marshall Tucker Band; Metallica; The Misfits; Danzig; Neal Stryker & The Bandits; OAR; Old Dirty Bastard; Outkast; Pearl Jam; Phish; Pink Floyd; Queen; Radiohead; Red Hot Chili Peppers; Robbie Williams; Sublime; Tenacious D; Tim McGraw; Toby Keith; Van Halen; Van Morrison; Weezer; Warren G; Wyclef Jean; Alabama; Alan Jackson; Beastie Boys; Bloodhound Gang; Ben Harper; Billy Joel; Blur; Bob Dillian; Bob Marley; Charlie Daniels; Cypress Hill; Bruce Springsteen; Dave Matthews Band; Flat and Scruggs; John Denver; Joe Walsh; Beach Boys; Aerosmith; Boston; CCR; Doobie Brothers; BeeGee's; No Doubt; Frank Sinatra; Merle Haggard; Willie Nelson; Ludacris; Lost Boyz; Peter Frampton; Ray Charles; Queen; ZZ Top; Thin Lizzy; The Who; Ted Nuegent; The Neptunes; Trick Daddy; Rehab; Otis Redding; Ozzy Osbourne; The Four Seasons; Led Zeppelin; Jimmy Hendrix; The Clash; Bing Crosby; 311; AC/DC; George Thourogood...I'm sure I forgot a few, but I do like a large variety of music. If I can't hear what the people are saying because they're screaming instead of singing or talking, then I probably don't like that.

Movies:

I like Westerns and Comedies. I like just about anything with Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Clint Eastwood, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller or Owen Wilson.

Television:

I've quit watching TV almost completely because it sucks ass. All the programing that I get out here sucks dick. I've caught a few football games in the last few weeks, and that suits me just fine.

Heroes:

Count Chocula, Captain Crunch, the guy off the Lucky Charms box, pretty much any cereal spokesman. When I was a kid I went to a dentist named Dr. King and there was some cereal that my parents would buy called like "Mr. King" or some shit like that. I have so many vauge memories from my childhood that I want to be able to fully recall. I have this idea for a cereal that I am gonna capitolize on when I get rich and I am in a position to start a company of my own. The cereal will be called "Frosted Lucky Good-to-Go's" That sounds delicious right? I know you would eat that shit. I am not obsessed with cereal or anything, I am just really bored. If anyone actually reads this shit let me know. You have as much spare time as I do.

This is what the protectors of your great country really look like....

I'll bet you feel safe now, don't you?

My Blog

Women...again.

I’m not even sure where to start.  It seems like the last 6 months or so have been the most confusing of my life.  Now wait, I know what you’re thinking:  But Matt, you just...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:05:00 PST

The Summer of '99

In the summer of '99, in an effort to broaden my horizons, I decided to go live on an Alpaca farm is southern Paraguay.  This is my story:Alpacas have the sexy flirtation of sheep, but also spit ...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:19:00 PST

My Sports Heroes

1) Babe Ruth2) Andre the Giant3) David Boon4) David Wells5) Lawrence TaylorAs a child, I didn't want t...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:14:00 PST

50 mistakes women make while having sex...

1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is y...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:05:00 PST

Has this ever happened to you? I didn't think so.

So explain to me why I just spent over a hundred bucks on dinner and drinks, and four hours of my life listening to you talk and pretending that I cared about what you were talking about?  Oh, so...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 02:03:00 PST

My life.....now 'till forever....

Hey, you, Some Guy. Its me, Some Girl. I guess we might as well have a life together. Were on a schedule here. Im in my mid to late twenties; youre two years older than me. Were at about the same leve...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 12:22:00 PST

Ugh.....

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Posted by Matt on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 08:52:00 PST

Animals....

Some guys hunt for the sport of it. Not me. I fucking hate animals. Filthy, hairy, sneaky varmints, all of 'em. Nothing gets my blood boilin' like the sight of some stinkin' animal poking his furry li...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 03:35:00 PST

What have I become?

So I guess this is what it's come down to.  I used to razz the shit out of my Dad for his old ass man behavior.  And I think because I gave him so much shit I am being repaid by becoming an ...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 02:37:00 PST

People are strange, when you're a stranger...

Alright...let me start by saying two things: I am a chronic over-analyzer, and I don't know a damn thing about women.  So here I am, minding my own business, and I start to thinking (I know, I sh...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 11:45:00 PST