Roundhouse kicking and saving midgets from Kung-Fu crazed amatuers. Oh ya and having sex on every Total Gym EVER sold!
Anyone who is down with Steven Segal and up with Chuck Norris!Also once you've joined the Church make sure you put your place on the map!
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The best music is when you karate chop an unsuspecting criminal and in the process you are giving a vicious roundhouse kick into the face of Mr. Jean Claude Van Damn thats a strong kick.
Heres a list of some I've defeated: The Wrecking Crew - 1969 Return Of The Dragon - 1973 (feature film debut) Breaker! Breaker! - 1976 Good Guys Wear Black - 1977 A Force Of One - 1978 The Octagon - 1979 An Eye For An Eye - 1980 Silent Rage - 1981 Forced Vengeance - 1981 Lone Wolf McQuade - 1982 Missing In Action - 1984 Missing In Action II: The Beginning - 1985 Code Of Silence - 1985 Invasion USA - 1985 Delta Force - 1986 Firewalker - 1986 Braddock: Missing In Action III - 1987 Hero And The Terror - 1988 Delta Force 2: Operation Stranglehold - 1990 The Hitman - 1991 Sidekicks - 1993 Hellbound - 1994 Top Dog - 1995 Forrest Warrior - 1995And Dodgeball - 2004 Thank you Peter!
Chuck don't read books he just stares them down until he gets the info he needs.
My left leg Law and my right leg Order!