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Church of Chuck Norris

The ONLY Church that wont touch your kids

About Me



I started this church to dedicate the only Walker Texas Ranger worthy of being the leader of the Church of Chuck Norris. Soon I will be sending the weekly chuck norris facts out to everyone of my "Rangers" not followers or friends you are all my "Rangers". If you have a favorite fact that you don't see, then send me a message and I'll add it in the next one. oh ya and down with Bruce Lee. These are our religions codes and practices: At the age of 13 instead of communion or barmitzfa, you get "Delta Force" Our places of worship are known as "Octogons" The Anti-Christ (Anti-Chuck) is that faggy bitch Steven Segall, anyone who follows that bitch is said to be going "above the law" Our high priests are known as "grandmasters"There are more but we will get them up on the main page later.......Thanks to The Awkward Romance

My Interests

Roundhouse kicking and saving midgets from Kung-Fu crazed amatuers. Oh ya and having sex on every Total Gym EVER sold!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is down with Steven Segal and up with Chuck Norris!Also once you've joined the Church make sure you put your place on the map! Check it out here http://www.frappr.com/churchofchucknorris ~Steve Church of Chuck Norris | Add yourself!
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Music:

The best music is when you karate chop an unsuspecting criminal and in the process you are giving a vicious roundhouse kick into the face of Mr. Jean Claude Van Damn thats a strong kick.

Movies:

Heres a list of some I've defeated: The Wrecking Crew - 1969 Return Of The Dragon - 1973 (feature film debut) Breaker! Breaker! - 1976 Good Guys Wear Black - 1977 A Force Of One - 1978 The Octagon - 1979 An Eye For An Eye - 1980 Silent Rage - 1981 Forced Vengeance - 1981 Lone Wolf McQuade - 1982 Missing In Action - 1984 Missing In Action II: The Beginning - 1985 Code Of Silence - 1985 Invasion USA - 1985 Delta Force - 1986 Firewalker - 1986 Braddock: Missing In Action III - 1987 Hero And The Terror - 1988 Delta Force 2: Operation Stranglehold - 1990 The Hitman - 1991 Sidekicks - 1993 Hellbound - 1994 Top Dog - 1995 Forrest Warrior - 1995And Dodgeball - 2004 Thank you Peter!

Books:

Chuck don't read books he just stares them down until he gets the info he needs.

Heroes:

My left leg Law and my right leg Order!

My Blog

monthly news bulletin

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Posted by Church of Chuck Norris on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 01:04:00 PST