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Classic Disaster...

Sorry, God Forgot to Include Me With An Instruction Manual!!

About Me


***Ryan Lee Hlebinsky***

(12/24/77 - 10/09/05)

***My Daddy, Craig*** (12/24/54 - 04/04/08)

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If I sound like a bitch - it's because you made me this way...


I'm an intoxicating poison...that you just can't resist...

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I'm a Classic Disaster.. I'm seriously different than anyone I've ever met. And I haven't quite decided if that is a good or a bad thing. I love easy and am betrayed often. The people I love - I love unconditionally.. and I believe this world is too short and too precious to hate. I never gossip - I simply exchange information. ; ] The singular number two freaks me out - I will NEVER park in the second parking spot or use the number two gas pump. All of my alarms are set to end in either seven or one. I can't sleep in complete darkness. My eye waters for no good reason and randomly. I've become accustomed to bringing my own coozy out to bars (Thanks Ty). I clean my bathroom countertop a minimum of two times a week. I refuse to contribute to the cruelty of animals. And I haven't eaten meat in Five Years and I wont use products that test on animals. If I don't lecture you - please keep your comments and opinions to yourself. I once threw up after accidentally eating eel. I once drank so much Jack Daniels in one night that the Doctor said I should have been dead or have permanent damage. It seems as though I dance my best when I can barely walk. I am obsessed. obsessed. obsessed with vampires and zombies.. and sometimes I think I see them when I am walking by myself. You can find me practicing ballet in my living room to hardcore music. I still listen to my NKOTB tapes. Yes, tapes. Also, I once wore a derby hat to look like Debbie Gibson.. and then cut the top off to be like Joey McIntyre. I was captain of the cheerleading squad AND later joined the thespian society. I can go days without brushing my hair.. if it looks good. I'm obsessed with Britney Spears.. and am almost convinced that she was abducted by aliens.. I refuse to holla atcha boi, so don't tell me to. I used to live in Japan.. and think that Americans could learn a lot about respect from them. I obtain a new bruise on an almost daily basis. You've heard of Momma's Boys - and I'm the female version. Besides reading more than the average ex-beauty queen.. I'd rather be cooking than watching television and am currently learning to knit and crochet. When asked why I wear black nail polish.. I just smile and say "ask my wife." Calling me a dOrk is a bigger compliment than calling me "normal" - I'm just pretty strange in general.

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You're Straight-Edge...? I'll drink to that!

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My Interests



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All You Need Is Love. Music is the Food of Love. Nothing Matters but Love.

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Boys Like YOU are a dime a dozen...you're a lush and I hate it...All I need to know - is that I'm somethin you'll be missin...Maybe I should hate you for this - Never really did ever quite get that...I'm a Wishful thinker with the WORST Intentions...

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Myspace Layouts - Polka Dots Myspace Layouts
Myspace Codes - Myspace Generators - Myspace Backgrounds

I'd like to meet:

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This is all simply a general overview...I'm not looking to meet a guy on here. "FRIENDS" ----> What myspace is all about for me.

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Sweet but Cocky. // Covered in Tattoos. // Blue Eyes. Dark Hair. // Exceptional Musical Taste. // Mutual Affection for Porn. // Smells Yummy. // Knows How to Treat his Mom. // Holds My Hand in Public. // Cuddles. // Sings. // Kisses the Bridge of my Nose - and the Nape of my Neck. // Thinks I'm the Best.. and Shows it.

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Music:

I mostly listen to alternative rock or punk music. I <3 listening to "screamo" and hXc - yes, I know I don't look like I would. Get over it. :) I get a taste for country now and then, and can appreciate jazz and blues. I am not fond of rap, although there are a few songs that are fun to dance to - but I have to be drunk - or it just sounds like crap.

Here is a list of bands that I <3 LOVE <3 (Oh and note that the list will probably increase as I think of more!!!)

*UNDEROATH* // *Bullet For My Valentine* // *Panic! At the Disco* // CHIODOS // Scars of Tommorrow // a7x (Avenged Sevenfold) // Atreyu // 30 Seconds to Mars // Bon Jovi // FFTL (From First To Last) // My Chemical Romance // Flogging Molly // Dropkick Murphies // Silverstein // soty (Story of the Year) // Coheed and Cambria // TBS (Taking Back Sunday) // *From Autumn to Ashes* // RJA (Red Jumpsuit Apparatus) // Punchline // Matchbook Romance // Bouncing Souls // John Mayer // Something Corporate // The Used // Papa Roach // Everytime I Die // As I Lay Dying // Bleed the Dream // *Dead Poetic* // Stutterfly // Elton John // MXPX // NOFX // No Use For A Name // Homegrown // LifeHouse // Saosin // Senses Fail // Hopesfall // Riddlin Kids // Get Up Kids // Madonna // Descendents // God Forbid // Thursday // Thrice // John Denver // Transplants // *Pink Floyd* // 311 // Sublime // Nirvana // STP (OLD stuff) // Candlebox (hehe - ERICA!) // Nolan Neal (Local - but he is SOOOO awesome!!!) // Caution Children // Foo Fighters // Aiden // Amaru // PHILLER // Burn Season // The Embraced // Clap Your Hands and Say Yeah! // Head Automatica // We are Scientists // As always...my unhealthy obsession with Britney Spears... haha


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I LOVE when bands have kick-ass lyrics...that is the point to a great song...isn't it?

" Maybe when you find out that Im dead, youll realize what you did to me. And if my lungs still let me breathe, would you be there for me? If I can make myself believe, Ill give you back what you took away. No, I wont let it go. Douse myself in gasoline. So dont save me when you come into the fire. Id rather die than have to see your smile."

"How do I get back to where I was...when you were smiling... So there's that bright light, the one that leaded me here. The one that's screaming to be noticed. The one responsible for all of this. So I'll take this other road, after I get up from my knees. Because I'm sick of being lied to. And I'm afraid of where the other one leads."

"While Your eyes rest in mine. I remember the way You looked at me. And the way You Drew me close. With one deep sigh. Scattering pieces of my restless mind. Forgetting all that we have left behind."

"I'm putting it down on paper so I don't forget it later as if I could if I tried anyway, I'll say I learned my lesson but I'll make the same mistakes again. I'm sorry for everything I did to you I didn't mean it late for my own funeral as usual."

"Running from myself, I'm running from the maladjusted boy I used to be. In sickness and in health. I would even be here if the walls were caving in...They say that we chase dreams that don't exist. But you have tried so hard to find what's better than this."

"She was looking for someone to love her, she hurt them before they could hurt her first. She felt safe if she was under the covers...treat me worse, so I can love you more."

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Movies:

Horror movies are my favorite, but I also love a good comedy!

Romantic "girly movies" are great when you cuddle up with a friend. :)

To name a few of my favorites: Oliver! // Unfaithful // Jawbreaker // Moulin Rouge // Clueless // Closer // Office Space // Girl Interupted // Newsies // Dude Where's My Car // Little Rascals // Sleeping Beauty // Texas Chainsaw Massacre // Willy Wonka (original) // The Sweetest Thing // Phantom of the Opera // A Knight's Tale // Legends of the Fall // Can't Hardly Wait // Enemy at the Gates // Cold Mountain // Pet Semetary II // The Count of Monte Cristo // Little Rascals // Texas Chainsaw Massacre // Brokedown Palace // The Sandlot // Little Giants // Hitch // Anything by Alfred Hitchcock!!!
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Television:

I'm obsessed with The L Word and Dirt.Plus if it's about cooking - I'll watch it. ; ]

Books:

If I were a book...my cover would be torn and faded... my pages would be blank... because I write with invisible ink...



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Heroes:

The King - He knew more than anyone I know...could see the future...and charm a crowd without trying. He knew his potential, was a cocky-bastard...but I wouldn't have changed it for the world. (and no, I'm not talking about freakin Elvis!)

My mother. She raised my spoiled ass by herself...then found a great man...got remarried...and is now living happily ever after. If I can turn out to be half the woman that she is - I will still be better than most. I love My Mommy. :)

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My Blog

Because I Think You Need It.

First I'd like to say hi! I don't usually make my blogs "public" - I like to keep those strictly for my friends - but I figured I would give one out to the kiddies. Oley! [[This is kind of a two-part ...
Posted by Classic Disaster... on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 03:44:00 PST

Wakarimasen. takete!!

[[taken - partially - from an email to a friend..]]   It still hasn't fully hit me yet.. I feel like everyone is watching us when Jerod and I talk back and forth - now I know how foreigners feel ...
Posted by Classic Disaster... on Fri, 02 May 2008 03:11:00 PST

Just Been Thinking.

It's funny how things change over the years.. hell - even months or I'd go as far to say days. People you think you will love forever; platonically and romantically and those in between. Beliefs you t...
Posted by Classic Disaster... on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:59:00 PST

Cute -n- Clever

Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll pick a ...
Posted by Classic Disaster... on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:17:00 PST

My Christmas List..

Sooo... Many of you have asked me what I want for Christmas.. AAANNNDDD many of you know people who will ask.. This doesn't neccessarily mean that I want it all.. but there should be enough here to gi...
Posted by Classic Disaster... on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:54:00 PST

You Think You Know... But You Have No Idea

Soooo... You think you know me, huh? Well... PROVE IT. Copy and paste the link below and take the official "How Well Do You Know Classic Disaster" test... depending on how well you do... you will get ...
Posted by Classic Disaster... on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:34:00 PST

Tears Don't Fall - They Crash Around Me.

**Wrote this last night. I am just transfering it from bulletin to blog. :) Thinking // Thinking // Thinking I'm trapped in my own mind. Nothing to entertain me but my thoughts. What a dangerous way. ...
Posted by Classic Disaster... on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 01:41:00 PST

Oh What A Night!!

*sigh* The past week has been extremely difficult. I've been sad // moody // depressed // pissy... you name it. I was in desperate need for some fun... and boy did I get it... Yesterday was freakin am...
Posted by Classic Disaster... on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 04:16:00 PST

The Walk

walking blind.reckless.playing with razors -no reguard for repricussions. knowing the outcome.caring less.choosing blindess - it's easier that way. niave uncertainty.playing the part.knowing better - ...
Posted by Classic Disaster... on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 12:21:00 PST

TAG - I Was It...

time to get down with some rules:(this is what you should copy and paste into your own blog..if you were tagged...)The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about yourself" ...
Posted by Classic Disaster... on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 12:49:00 PST