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Radar

got an ace up my sleave

About Me

My name is Brendon, I'm just a laid back writer/ coffee guy from south OC. I'm just your average guy. Minus the sports and womanizing bit. I'm down for some good old fashioned honkey tonk fun. Emphasis on the honkey! MySpace Layouts MySpace Graphics MySpace Icons Contact Tables MySpace Generators

My Interests

You are what you love, not what loves you. I don't want to cram in sex or guns or car chases or characters learning profound life lessons or growing or coming to like each other or overcoming obstacles to succeed in the end. Life isn't like that, it just isn't. I feel very strongly about this. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Vonnegut, Denis Leary, Dane cook, Eddie Izzard, Jimmey hoffa, Johny Depp, Vince Vaugn, Robin Williams, Tom Waits, Flea , and an old blind guy with shao lin powers.

Music:

Sister Hazel, Counting Crows, Blessed Union of Souls, Third Eye Blind, Sugar Cult, Dave Mathews Band, Saosin, Blood hound Gang, Tom Waits, The killers, The hives, The white stripes, the new york dolls, Johny Cash, Collective Soul, Blues Traveler, Earth Suit, The Red Hot Chili Pepers, Less Than Jake, The Foo fighters, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Steve miller band, Five Iron Frenzy.

Movies:

FIGHT CLUB, TRUE ROMANCE, RESEVOIR DOGS, PULP FICTION, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, FOUR ROOMS, THE BURBS, KILL BILL 1 & 2, MONEY PIT, BENCHWARMERS, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, BILLY MADISON, HAPPY GILMORE, BILL & TEDS EXCELLENT ADVENTURE, FULL METAL JACKET, THE GOONIES, JAWS, ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, MAGNOLIA, STAND BY ME, BACK TO THE FUTURE 1, 2, & 3, FERRIS BUELLERS DAY OFF, BREAKFAST CLUB, SIXTEEN CANDLES, FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH, INDIANA JONES COLLECTION, MALL RATS, JAWBREAKERS, CLERKS, CHASING AMY, BATMAN, TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, DAWN OF THE DEAD, UNDERWORLD 1 &2, TROY, BRAVEHEART, OCEANS 11 (the original), MUNICH, KING KONG, DAWN OF THE DEAD, ARMY OF DARKNESS, EVIL DEAD 1 & 2

Television:

MY NAME IS EARL, , FAMILY GUY, THE SIMPSONS, HOGAN KNOWS BEST, FUTURAMA, KING OF THE HILL, MASH, HOUSE, FASTLANE, FLAVA OF LOVE, DEGRASSI, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIAM, SEINFELD, THAT 70'S SHOW, THE ANDY MILANOKIS SHOW, MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE, 8TH & OCEAN, 21 JUMP STREET, TALES FROM THE CRYPT, WHEEL OF FORTUNE, OPRAH, ELLEN, THE TYRA SHOW, SOUTH PARK, AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, SPACE GHOST, WONDER SHOWZEN, ROBOT CHICKEN, THE A-TEAM, MAGNUM PI, KNIGHT RIDER, MCGYVER, MIAMI VICE, DAVE CHAPPELLE

Books:

A confederacy of dunces, The Road to Mars, American Gods, Anansi Boys, Buy this Book, The Dune serries, The 48 laws of Power, The art of Seduction, The lord of the rings, The mysterious murder of the dog at midnight, Paris in the 21st century, The three musketeers, Great Expectations, The count of Monte Cristo, 2001 a space oddesy, The Great Train Robbery, A yankee in king arthurs court, ect ect ect.

Heroes:

Grandpa Stewart

My Blog

really really good poetry.

Syntax AttacksSo many wordsare written the same to me.with out graceand all out of placesome one is just giving.Emotional Spewhits the screenand your want to just screamto say you've seen it all befor...
Posted by Radar on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:15:00 PST

300 review

Esterless metaphysical mess. I have this blue bag of cool ranch Doritos. Its been sitting open by the bed for at least 4 days. They're good, but they needed something to go with them. I've found it a...
Posted by Radar on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:49:00 PST

Gary, Lori, Shawn, Joyce

I can't seem to make myself work. Not that I'm dysfunctional on some fundamental level. At least not that I can tell. But I can't hack the whole 9-5 life. I suppose, Looking back, I've been a rather s...
Posted by Radar on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 06:53:00 PST

a portrait of steam.

I haven't blogged for a while. I haven't had much to say.But sometimes, something for your past will creep up and make you realize that there is nothing to life but words. Silence speaks. I didn't kno...
Posted by Radar on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:12:00 PST

if you know me, you know i hate surveys, yet.....

1. In three words, explain what ended your last relationship? Unstable sociopathic tendencies 2. When was the last time you shaved your legs? rocky horror, july 2001 3. What were you doing this mor...
Posted by Radar on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:56:00 PST

the weary and the wicked

Where the weary met the wicked. A thin filimint of string dances about your face dangling a floating ace from your deck of cards. Magic isn't the trick the trickis convincing yourself n...
Posted by Radar on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:45:00 PST

video gas can killer snowbot

Moderation in all things.Terence, AndriaRoman comic dramatist (185 BC - 159 BC) "you know, after going on a week long bender, you kind of want see a panda"-Dave AttellThey sky is clear and blue. The...
Posted by Radar on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 09:47:00 PST

Jamming with Edward

has it really been a yearof this madness? check it out yo! mike and I are going to have been in this apartment for one year on friday. SO! if you've been a part of the many ups and downs.a friend in t...
Posted by Radar on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:34:00 PST

Gateway Shuffle

Life is good. The weather in california is nice. There was fog a week ago. Realitvely few misqutoes. (Tori tells me about the way David Lynch does the weather report for indie 103.1, make me wish I ha...
Posted by Radar on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:53:00 PST

Ganymede Elegy

Dante hicks is still my favorite movie charecter. Not because he is a loveable scoundral that the movies (clercks one and two) focus around, but because he reminds me of me. (Yes, i kind of just calle...
Posted by Radar on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:03:00 PST