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According to experts, mypersonality type is :
Evil Genius
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Your Love Life Secrets Are
Looking back on your life, you will only have one true love.
You've been deeply wounded in the past, and you're still recovering from that hurt.
You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky.
In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm.
Break-ups can be painful for you, but you never show it. You hold your head high.
Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed
Your Kissing Purity Score: 6% Pure
For you, it's all kiss and no talk.
You're in a permanent lip lock.
Kissing Purity Test
Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.
And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest.
What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?My one and main interest in life is to try everythign at least once! Is that too broad? Ok, here's some more stuff...
Acting: lying in public
Animals: good eatin'
Antiques: fancy word for overpriced old stuff
Astrology: Don't believe in it... but I know a Leo and she's naturally cynical
Astronomy: The big, bright yellow one is the sun
Bars: I'll have what the gentleman on the floor's having
Basketball: Asians can't jump
Biology: We got neat things to play with, in and out!
Business/Finance: Kicking ass is my business and business is good.
Camping: Disrespectful to all the great minds who have worked to advance civilization so we didn't have to poop in the bushes..
Card Games: Computerized Solitaire is a game of skill and endurance
Cars: I'm an offensive driver and I don't need bumper-stickers to piss you off!
Children: Fun to watch, even Funner to go home and make (wink, wink)
Movies: Fun to watch, even more fun to go home and make (wink, wink)
Circus: YAY Clown midgets!
Comedy: Make it lame, and imaginative and you are getting real warm.
Community Service: Why I'm here - Dating you counts against my hours
Cooking: i make a pretty mean French toast
Dancing: master at the peepee dance
Dating: Carbon's my favorite type
Dogs/Cats: Dogs are ok...but cats? If i wanted something with an attitude to ignore me in my own house I'd just have kids.
Electronics: Scary magic devices w/ ungodly beeping noises that get life force from mystical holes in the walls. But I'm Asian so I have natural mystic affinity.Ask me about indoor-plumbing, though and I'll go 'whaaaa?'
Exercise: No pain? No pain.
Food: I'm not food, but you can eat me if you like
Football: 22 people wearing odd-shaped pads, grunting for an odd shaped ball.
Gardening: You can *buy* vegetables people...
Guns: make it easier for people to kill people
Internet: If it wasn't for the internet, I wouldn't be here today
Live Concerts: Are there other kinds of concerts?
Math: The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat
Medicine: Anything can be prescription strength if you take a high enough number of pills
Opera: Wake me when the fat lady's singing
Pets: Gerbils and hamsters aren't very durable animals...
Photography: I'm the master of the hidden camera
Psychology: Freud was a pervert / There is no truth
Radio: Xband is for suckers. It's STILL radio, 1800's technology...but people just go "wow its from SATELITE! That's in SPACE!" and buy it…?
Rugs: Don't need one. I'm not losing my hair
School: Aahhh...High School...The best 8 years of my life
Shopping: Stare at stare-approved windows.
Singing: I am the finger nail of life and the world is my blackboard
Sky Diving: Jump out of perfectly good plane and risk people having to dig you up to bury you again...
Snowboarding: I refuse to do something where you learn how to fall down first...
Television: With out it, what would be raising our children?
Tennis: I don't like playing with fuzzy balls
Traveling: I want to have my own island...and I will name it G-Spot Isle (So no man will ever find it)
Writing: I know some of you can't read too fast so I'm typing this very, very slow... do you think I talk fast?
I'd like to meet:
Common sense says that 'birds of a feather flock together' but also says that 'opposites attract.' As for myself, as the song says: "come as you are". As long as you are real, I will find you mind-bendingly attractive and I will not cease in my relentless pursuit to become one of the best friends you ever had. You better not mind me trying to pick your brains clean. I mean, I HAVE to know what makes you tick!And please be passionate and ready to teach me something. Anything. Teach me something new and I'll love you forever...
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.
In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Music:
An avid consumer without a set appetite.I like most music. Except mexican Ranchera music, it seems. I get a headache after 2 tunes unless I have some tequila in my system.
Your Theme Song is Beautiful Day by U2
"Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away"
You see the beauty in life, especially in ordinary everyday moments.
And if you're feeling down, even that seems a little beautiful too.
What's Your Theme Song?
Movies:
The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick
You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times.
Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness!
Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite
If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Television:
I used to be hooked to TV but I've been able to give it up. I did love the Sopranos, though.
Books:
Too many to mention... I love reading and as much as I like writing, I'm not getting any better at it... =( Anyways, I spend waay too much time and money on books. I love going to old bookstores and treasure hunt =)
Heroes:
Heroes? Hmm... Superheroes are good...? I used to love comics... now, between college and work I really don't have much time for them any more...Ah, good riddance, i guess...?
You Are 66% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You?
You Are Not Scary
Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?
How Scary Are You?(I miss comics. Oh, I have 'The Inhumans,' 'Watchmen' and I have all 10 books of the Sandman Chr.)