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Day

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About Me

Hi, I'm Day, an undercover International Asian Gentle-man-whore of Mystery posing as a "clean-cut, old-fashioned nice guy" (TM) in Southern California. Not too funny, not too loony, not to dramatic and not too stuck-up. Which means that I'm funny enough, crazy enough and dramatic enough. But I try not to take myself too seriously so that should count for something... One thing I can't get enough of are friends!
I am currently working graveyad shifts as an english-spanish tele-interpreter for 911 emergency calls. That means that if a spanish speaker calls 911 and the 911 operator can't make heads over tails about what the caller wants, I get conferenced into the call and work as a go-between... ...aaand graveyard shift is where the drama is ( I get lots of 'interesting' calls). Also, unfortunately, graveyard shift wrecks havok with my social life. I am good enough at making new friends but I will not have enough time left for it with this work thing so this is what's left.
Oh, by the way, I'm pretty sure I've heard all the 'DAY' jokes there are to be heard in all forms and combinations but if you come up with one that I've never heard before, let me know and lunch will be on me!*****
Over 50 lunches served so far. Who would know that my name could be twisted in so many more novel ways?
Your IQ Is 120
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Above Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Empathy |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||| 30%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||| 23%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||| 30%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Food indulgent |||||||||||||| 56%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Enneagram Test Results
Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||||||||| 62%
Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||||| 44%
Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||||||| 55%
Type 4 Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 37%
Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||||| 58%
Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||||| 53%
Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 65%
Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||| 61%
Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||||||||| 75% Your main type is 9
Your variant is sexual Take Free Enneagram Personality Test
You Are Midnight
You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends. What Time Of Day Are You?
How You Are In Love
You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often.
You tend to give more than take in relationships.
You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?
Your Brain is 60% Female, 40% Male
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve What Gender Is Your Brain?
You Have A Type B Personality
You're as laid back as they come...
Your baseline mood is calm and level headed
Creativity and philosophy tend to be your forte
Like a natural sedative, you have a soothing effect on people
Friends and family often turn to you first with their problems
You have the personality to be a spiritual or psychological guru Do You Have a Type A Personality?

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According to experts, mypersonality type is :
Evil Genius

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    All for the money

    I would do things for money 75% of thetime
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    WhichOS are You?

    You're Mead!

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    Your Love Life Secrets Are
    Looking back on your life, you will only have one true love.

    You've been deeply wounded in the past, and you're still recovering from that hurt.

    You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky.

    In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm.

    Break-ups can be painful for you, but you never show it. You hold your head high. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed
    Your Kissing Purity Score: 6% Pure
    For you, it's all kiss and no talk.

    You're in a permanent lip lock. Kissing Purity Test
    Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
    Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.
    And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest. What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?My one and main interest in life is to try everythign at least once! Is that too broad? Ok, here's some more stuff...
    Acting: lying in public
    Animals: good eatin'
    Antiques: fancy word for overpriced old stuff
    Astrology: Don't believe in it... but I know a Leo and she's naturally cynical
    Astronomy: The big, bright yellow one is the sun
    Bars: I'll have what the gentleman on the floor's having
    Basketball: Asians can't jump
    Biology: We got neat things to play with, in and out!
    Business/Finance: Kicking ass is my business and business is good.
    Camping: Disrespectful to all the great minds who have worked to advance civilization so we didn't have to poop in the bushes..
    Card Games: Computerized Solitaire is a game of skill and endurance
    Cars: I'm an offensive driver and I don't need bumper-stickers to piss you off!
    Children: Fun to watch, even Funner to go home and make (wink, wink)
    Movies: Fun to watch, even more fun to go home and make (wink, wink)
    Circus: YAY Clown midgets!
    Comedy: Make it lame, and imaginative and you are getting real warm.
    Community Service: Why I'm here - Dating you counts against my hours
    Cooking: i make a pretty mean French toast
    Dancing: master at the peepee dance
    Dating: Carbon's my favorite type
    Dogs/Cats: Dogs are ok...but cats? If i wanted something with an attitude to ignore me in my own house I'd just have kids.
    Electronics: Scary magic devices w/ ungodly beeping noises that get life force from mystical holes in the walls. But I'm Asian so I have natural mystic affinity.Ask me about indoor-plumbing, though and I'll go 'whaaaa?'
    Exercise: No pain? No pain.
    Food: I'm not food, but you can eat me if you like
    Football: 22 people wearing odd-shaped pads, grunting for an odd shaped ball.
    Gardening: You can *buy* vegetables people...
    Guns: make it easier for people to kill people
    Internet: If it wasn't for the internet, I wouldn't be here today
    Live Concerts: Are there other kinds of concerts?
    Math: The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat
    Medicine: Anything can be prescription strength if you take a high enough number of pills
    Opera: Wake me when the fat lady's singing
    Pets: Gerbils and hamsters aren't very durable animals...
    Photography: I'm the master of the hidden camera
    Psychology: Freud was a pervert / There is no truth
    Radio: Xband is for suckers. It's STILL radio, 1800's technology...but people just go "wow its from SATELITE! That's in SPACE!" and buy it…?
    Rugs: Don't need one. I'm not losing my hair
    School: Aahhh...High School...The best 8 years of my life
    Shopping: Stare at stare-approved windows.
    Singing: I am the finger nail of life and the world is my blackboard
    Sky Diving: Jump out of perfectly good plane and risk people having to dig you up to bury you again...
    Snowboarding: I refuse to do something where you learn how to fall down first...
    Television: With out it, what would be raising our children?
    Tennis: I don't like playing with fuzzy balls
    Traveling: I want to have my own island...and I will name it G-Spot Isle (So no man will ever find it)
    Writing: I know some of you can't read too fast so I'm typing this very, very slow... do you think I talk fast?

    I'd like to meet:

    Common sense says that 'birds of a feather flock together' but also says that 'opposites attract.' As for myself, as the song says: "come as you are". As long as you are real, I will find you mind-bendingly attractive and I will not cease in my relentless pursuit to become one of the best friends you ever had. You better not mind me trying to pick your brains clean. I mean, I HAVE to know what makes you tick!And please be passionate and ready to teach me something. Anything. Teach me something new and I'll love you forever...
    The Keys to Your Heart
    You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.

    In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell.

    You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

    You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.

    Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

    Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

    You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

    In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

    Music:

    An avid consumer without a set appetite.I like most music. Except mexican Ranchera music, it seems. I get a headache after 2 tunes unless I have some tequila in my system.
    Your Theme Song is Beautiful Day by U2
    "Sky falls, you feel like
    It's a beautiful day
    Don't let it get away"

    You see the beauty in life, especially in ordinary everyday moments.
    And if you're feeling down, even that seems a little beautiful too. What's Your Theme Song?

    Movies:


    The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick
    You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times.
    Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness!

    Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

    Television:

    I used to be hooked to TV but I've been able to give it up. I did love the Sopranos, though.

    Books:

    Too many to mention... I love reading and as much as I like writing, I'm not getting any better at it... =( Anyways, I spend waay too much time and money on books. I love going to old bookstores and treasure hunt =)

    Heroes:

    Heroes? Hmm... Superheroes are good...? I used to love comics... now, between college and work I really don't have much time for them any more...Ah, good riddance, i guess...?
    You Are 66% Evil
    You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
    Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
    You Are Not Scary
    Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet? How Scary Are You?(I miss comics. Oh, I have 'The Inhumans,' 'Watchmen' and I have all 10 books of the Sandman Chr.)

    My Blog

    New career

    Not many people know (and even less care) but I have been working for the entertainment industry for a little while, now.(go check the ’sets’ pics to see what I mean)It has been an interes...
    Posted by Day on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:36:00 PST

    A little dream I had

    I've had a flash from the past a few days ago, as I slept.Suddenly, I was once again, back in the home where I spent my childhood. My nose knew it first. Eyes grow accustomed to the twilight gradually...
    Posted by Day on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:24:00 PST

    Back into the academic world

    I'm back into classes in ernest! It's a pretty strange feeling but I'm back in school, taking classes and hitting the books. It's like slipping on a pair of cold shoes in the morning (or flip-flops, i...
    Posted by Day on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:29:00 PST

    beddings!

    I have a new mattress! yay!>promptly falls asleep
    Posted by Day on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 09:26:00 PST

    Mystery behind ghosts revealed!

    What kind of dead are those ghosts that show up at night, covered with bedsheets and walk away from you zig-zaguing, stumbling, wailing or singing?   It strikes me as odd that nobody had realized...
    Posted by Day on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:48:00 PST

    Cars!!!

    It's 4:36 AM and I'm 24 minutes away from the end of my shift. I've been listening to whiny mexicans cry, shout, curse and beg for help all night long in different states of sanity and intoxication. I...
    Posted by Day on Thu, 31 May 2007 04:45:00 PST

    Job embarrasment

    I did some overtime yesterday, only that by the end, I was almost dead. So two hours before my shift ends, I ask for a 20 minute break so I can catch some ZzZzZs... only that my 20 minute nap turns in...
    Posted by Day on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:42:00 PST

    Job Satisfaction

    When I first got this gig, I thought it was a nice cushy job with an insane commute. (it WAS insane during the first month of training, when it took me about 1 1/2 hours each way) A good paying job wi...
    Posted by Day on Sat, 19 May 2007 12:20:00 PST

    Emo Day LOL

    "I want you to know its a little messed up thatI'm stuck here waiting, no longer debatingTired of sitting here and waiting and making these excusesFor why you're not around, and feeling sorta useless ...
    Posted by Day on Mon, 14 May 2007 07:53:00 PST

    Another turn of the wheel

    Wow... Apparently it's been ages since I haven't done one of these. A lot has happened. I'm back on track aftre I've made a hell of a come-back and in the meanwhile, I've gone through lessons about th...
    Posted by Day on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:51:00 PST