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About Me


My name is Jake D Wenzel, and no that D doesn't stand for anything. I was born in Orange County, Califronia, I've done quite a bit of moving in my life, since my dad's in the navy. So I can't really call any of the places I've lived home but my home is with my family.
I'm 18, turning 19 in December, graduating from NRHS in June, can't wait for that. I can't wait to get out of Virginia, though the time I've spent in this state has been the most defining time of life. I found out who I truly am here.
Once I had this idea of what I wanted my life to be. When I was a kid, back in elementary school, I wanted to be a pilot in the navy. Back then I was on a Naval base in California. I entertained the thought of being a pilot until I hit the 8th grade, where in I had no clue what I wanted to be. In nineth grade I discovered I had a nack for architectual drawing, and have been looking to become an architect, or another career in that field since.
It was in 10th grade that I found a sort of haven in writing. I experienced my first heartbreak then, and found a way to vent it and share it with people through writing. Of course then I didn't think it was all that great until I entered a prose competition at the school and won at the state level. Since then I've been writing prose and poems about things I've experienced and I've had a lot of them published in magazines and poetry novels.
But poetry and prose isn't where I draw the line when it comes to writing. Since the 4th grade, my teacher had us write short stories on a weekly basis and mine were always the best and my teacher always congradulated me, emboldening me to write bigger and better things. I've been writing stories in a wide aray of genres, it wasn't till 10th grade that I found what I was truly best at and most interested in, Fantasy. Lord of the Rings type of stuff. I've written many, many short stories and have written novelas and many a series of shorts.
Currently I am working on a few written things: A novel, which is the first of five planned novels for the series. I plan to submit the manuscripts to publishing companies that accept them without a literary agent. The one company I am shooting for is Tor, one of the leading producers of Fantasy novels these days. If that doesn't work I plan to hire a literary agent in a couple of years. But I won't until I've finished the first novel. I'm also working on a movie script a close friend of mine convinced me to write. It's based on the life of Edward Teach, infamously known as Blackbeard the pirate. That is going well, and my friend has "connections" out there, so maybe you'll see that in the years to come. I'm always working on poetry and prose of course.
But as a person, I'm just that guy you see everywhere. Almost everyone knows me. I'm laid back for the most part, I love to have a good time. Partying, clubbing, whateva! But at the same time, I'm a deep individual, who has been around the block, if you get my meaning. I've got some great advice and I'm a great listener! However, I don't deal with highschool drama, I hate it, but it won't stop me from helping someone through a rough time.
And for the record, I'm not mexican! I'm not black,
I'm not white, I'm not indian (from india!),
though I may have these and many other races in my blood.
I AM Jake, and that's all that matters.

Would you please read and comment my prose and poetry, you can check them out by clicking here
I'd offer you my heart as collateral
for your precious kisses but it has
already been broken

You are the epitome of ecstacy!
Shotgun weddings are for secondrate romantics
SU-FI IS FO' LIFE

My Interests

Music
Stand-up Comedy
Movies
Women
Writing
Poetry/Prose
Drinking
Book
Partying

Not necissarily in that order!

You Are Rum

You're the life of the party, and a total flirt You are also pretty picky about what you drink Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way What alcoholic drink are you?

.. You scored as Gambit. Gambit is another loner character. He loves Rogue. He has a very cool deboner personality. He's done things in his past that he's not proud of but he atones for his actions by fighting for peace with the X-Men. His weapon of choice is the playing card. Powers: Charges objects with kinetic energy by touching them, then they explode like grenades.

Iceman


80%

Gambit


80%

Cyclops


65%

Colossus


60%

Emma Frost


60%

Wolverine


55%

Jean Grey


50%

Beast


50%

Rogue


50%

Nightcrawler


50%

Storm


50%
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You're a Playful Kisser
Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play
You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party
Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare
And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right! What Kind of Kisser Are You?

I'd like to meet:



DANE COOK


Jessica Alba

Keira Knightley

Scarlet Johannson

Vince Vaughn

Will Ferrell

Music:


WAAAAAYYYYY too many bands to list in one day, so I'll just start with my favorate few.

BANDS:

Trivium
Underoath
Roadrunner United
Lazlo Bane
Soilwork
Matchbook Romance
Dashboard Confessional
Del Amitri
Poison
Avenged Sevenfold
Silverstein
Taking Back Sunday
All That Remains
Ill Nino

COMEDIANS:

Dane motherfucking Cook
Daniel Tosh
Martin Lawrence
Denis Leary
Mitch Hedberg
John Leguizmo
Dave Chappelle
Brian Regan
Pablo Francisco

Movies:



Books:


Dating & Realtionship Advice
MySpace Layouts

Heroes:


lol it's me as a southpark character

My Blog

I love you...

The last thing I remember is the way my heart dropped to the floor when you walked away. That breathtaking smile and that twinkle of your eyes, all of it gone in a blink of mine, a lonely tear slide...
Posted by /Jake on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 12:40:00 PST

"You Remain Beautiful"

You Remain Beautiful                Why is it that everything that I see some how reminds me of you? Reminds me of your smile, or your laugh,...
Posted by /Jake on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 10:35:00 PST

With

I wrote this... 3 or more years ago... sigh.. it sucks going through things I've written a long while back... brings those memories back... and painfully so. "With"   With my last breath I te...
Posted by /Jake on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 08:54:00 PST

GRR

"Screaming"   I'm screaming every day, Like screaming will make everything Better than perfect, or so I say. Like screaming will make you die.   Screaming at the night sky, Screaming...
Posted by /Jake on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 05:13:00 PST

Sigh

"Sighing Away the Rest of My Life"   I watch as the sun dies and the moon takes her first breath of the cool night air. Her face is aglow, casting the earth in this somber shade of blue. The cl...
Posted by /Jake on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 11:33:00 PST

I Loved You More

  It hurts to lose What I loved most.   You seemed to have the ability To make me smile when Nothing else would.   I think you were the Best person in my world.   I ...
Posted by /Jake on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 07:54:00 PST

Sigh

This is my favorite poem =/"Mourning Song"   By: Michael Williams   Always before, spring returned. The bright world in its cycle spun In air and flowers, grass and fern, Assured a...
Posted by /Jake on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 07:50:00 PST

Here's To Thinking About you again

Maybe I'm the fool with the bleeding heart and maybe I'm not yours trying to keep you close, but I am here where my words fall short and my tears bring you hope. And this is not the first and it...
Posted by /Jake on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 04:20:00 PST

My Tears Fall Crimson With Blood

My tears fall crimson with blood, splashing this note. The letters begin to run and the sentences fade. Whatever semblance of this passionate piece is lost, for I cannot remember those bloody words. W...
Posted by /Jake on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 02:36:00 PST

Screaming My Throat Bloody

**There's always going to be someone out there for you girl (you know who you are) it may take a while to get over him/her but they are out there**   I'm screaming my throat bloody and crying my ...
Posted by /Jake on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 05:47:00 PST