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Ophelia

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm an author of horror stories, among other things. Read my stories!

My Interests

Hmmm...other than writing? Bellydancing has become my new love. :) Yay for shaking the money maker!And Movies, (contrary to popular belief, genre doesn't matter. I just like a good story) music, (I mess around on guitar and can carry a tune. I like listening to it too), looking at paintings (Dali and Frida Kahlo are my favorites)...reading when I get the chance.

I'd like to meet:

Friends. Like minds. You know, anyone who can appreciate a good gorey movie...

Music:

NIN, System of a Down, Tool, Weezer, Gorillaz, White Stripes, Queens of the Stone Age...not really into too many new bands. I guess I'm showing my age. I'm finding that I like more songs than artists these days.

Movies:

My cat likes wrestling

As for movies...Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the old one), Suspiria, Troy(What? I can't like a movie just for Brad Pitt?), The Color Purple, The Wiz, Little Shop of Horrors, Shawn of The Dead, Evil Dead, All the George Romero zombie movies old and new, Rocky Horror Picture Show, A Patch of Blue, Arsenic and Old Lace, Absolutely anything with Johnny Depp in it, Time Bandits, Fight Club, Weird Science, Snatch(Yeah, okay, another just for Brad Pitt), American History X, The Craft, All the Alien Movies, The Exorcist, Saw (Screw you, I thought it was cool), Little Nicky, Happy Gilmore, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, The Green Mile, A Clockwork Orange, The Princess Bride, They Live, The Thing, Prince of Darkness, In the Mouth of Madness, Halloween, Big Trouble in Little China...just about any John Carpenter film except for Vampires, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, This is Spinal Tap, Brom Stoker's Dracula, Harlem Nights, Dracula (with Frank Langella), Kill Bill I, Pulp Fiction, Dusk til Dawn...G, maybe it would have been easier to tell you which movies I didn't like. I could really go on all night like this...

Television:

Weeds and Dexter. That's about it. Some shows catch my eye, but really, those are the only two I watch religiously.

Books:

Stephen King, Clive Barker, Phillip K. Dick...even Chuck Palaniuk on occasion.

Heroes:

Anyone who's true to themselves no matter what anyone says.

My Blog

There’s a big, scary monster eating people in New York!

So, after three months of being too damned busy, I had about five minutes yesterday to put out a new Scurry Movie blog.  Go look at it!  Read it!  It will make you happy.  :D ...
Posted by Ophelia on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 04:02:00 PST

Psycho Alert!

Okay, so a while a go, this guy emails me saying I'm cute. I view his profile, he looks like a certified serial killer, I add him anyway for kicks.Well, several strange "homos are evil and your friend...
Posted by Ophelia on Wed, 14 May 2008 05:06:00 PST

Mean girls on Mother’s Day

I have to vent...and I have to vent *here*.My daughter just came to me in tears because someone she thought was her friend decided to stop talking to her and take her off her friends list, etc, etc.An...
Posted by Ophelia on Mon, 12 May 2008 04:41:00 PST

At last! My website is up!

Well, I've been working pretty hard these last few weeks and now I have the beginnings of my website up and running.  Check it out:www.opheliacrane.com
Posted by Ophelia on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:37:00 PST

Stories, stories, stories!

http://www.authspot.com/writers/Ophelia%20Crane.28626Go ahead.  You know you want to read 'em.  ;)
Posted by Ophelia on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:13:00 PST

New Scurry movie! New Scurry Movie!

Hi everybody!  I posted a new review for a scary movie today.  Check it out!http://scurrymovies.blogspot.com/:)
Posted by Ophelia on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:18:00 PST

Scurry movies!

Hey, I was thinking that maybe I should start reviewing and just talking about some scary movies that I’ve been running across lately.  Check it out, if you will!http://scurrymovies.blogspo...
Posted by Ophelia on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 09:05:00 PST

More stories!

Hey, published a couple more stories for your ass.  Read them, click on the little "I like it" button.  :)SnailsUndertowTogether Forever...
Posted by Ophelia on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 05:30:00 PST

Snails...

Hi, all!Check out my short story "Snails" on Authspot:http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/Snails.84895: D  And keep and eye out for more!Smooches,--O
Posted by Ophelia on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 04:20:00 PST

American Gladiator drinking game!

K, so like after watching the new American Gladiators, I just got an awesome drinking game in my head.  Guaranteed to get you FUCKED up. One shot for every time Hulk Hogan says "brother". Add an...
Posted by Ophelia on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:32:00 PST