A spork’s story |
It is by the light of the last candle, lit with the last match, that I write this journal entry. I fear how many have been lost to the unrelenting devastation brought upon this world by our grea...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:06:00 GMT |
In all seriousness... |
There is a serious problem in America. It saddens me to say this, but this problem afflicts so many people that it is nearing epidemic poportions. This horrible condition? Lack of teh funneh.&nb...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 23:12:00 GMT |
Revenge of the Evil Army of Kittens |
Four days ago, I was approaching my car, when several hooded genttlemen approached me. Being the kind type, I asked them if I could help them with anything. They said yeah, then knocked me...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 22:33:00 GMT |
An adventure |
Its that time of year, as my birthday approaches, I tend to look back on the past year, and think about what was good and bad. Anyway, I realized I was in a rut. For a long time, I haven't been ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:42:00 GMT |
44 miles |
Along the dark road, illuminated only by the headlights of mine and passing cars, I journeyed home. The music of Jewel issued from the stereo, coinciding perfectly with my own feelings.&nb...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:56:00 GMT |
Why I hate the city of Ferndale |
Long story short. I bought a house in the city of Ferndale in December of '05.. I think the city wants me to move.. Why do I think this? Lets see...Grass..They will do things like decide my gras...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 22:36:00 GMT |
Bordom at 1am |
Wow.. I had a crazy day today...Ok, so some time ago I was reading my important email, and I happened across a message claimining to be urgent.. This message accused me of having a little djicsk, and ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:33:00 GMT |
Audrey -- My Love |
(or my mp3 player kicks ass) December 10th, The day I had discovered the death of Audrey Linen.. She didn't respond. Nary a giggle or even a smiling welcome. I was greeted onl...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 20:49:00 GMT |
Relationships and the car shopper |
Every living, breathing, organism touches other organisms throughout its lifetime. An organism is born from another, receives sustenance from another, and someday will provide sustenance for ano...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:28:00 GMT |
Beauty in greenbeans |
A shopper sees a can of greenbeans at the store. The label is tattered, and the can is not shiny. The shopper passes over this can of greenbeans, instead choosing one which which looks per...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 22:55:00 GMT |
