I stole a 4 inch tall black baby doll with an afro from an old mental institution this past weekend. It doesn't have any clothes on, but when you push a lever on it's back, it waves. That should tell you plenty about me.
when i was in 3rd grade, my class put on a concert for the whole school. a faux Beach Boys concert... yes, a faux Beach Boys concert - only the words to the songs were altered to give it a school spirit theme. so, for example: "Help Me Rhonda" became "Help Me Teacher" and "Get Around" became "Gettin A's" and "Be True to Your School," well, stayed the same. it was something special alright. i haven't been able to listen the Beach Boys since.
first movie i fell asleep during: Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey...first movie i cried during: Rudy...first movie some guy made a totally innapropriate and creepy pass at me after watching a grown woman having sex with a young boy during: Y Tu Mama Tambien...