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Slut Puzzle

How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't even know how the can opener works.

About Me

I jus don came offfe da bus an dis man gay me da Sinsons DBD. He crazee like ice crem, I told 'em da. He don care, buh theyn game da DBD.

My Interests

funny stuff and not so funny stuff.

I'd like to meet:

"I love your butthole""Fuck me, fuck you, fuck everyone"

Music:

Burt, and Bikini Kill, wish I could find a Glamour Pussies C.D. GravyTrain! the most annoying band on the face of the earth.

Movies:

Most John Waters films...all Treasure Island media, even with all its vile felching.

Books:

Anything by Chris Durang, Fifth of July, Book of Days, Rimers of Eldrich- Landford Wilson, Men are Pigs but We Love Bacon, Judy Blume, ALL OF Eric Bogosian, A Child Called It-Dave Pelzer , Me Talk Pretty One Day-Dave Thedaris , The Bible, CrackPot : The Obsessions of John Waters -John Waters, Shock Value -John Waters,

Heroes:

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My Blog

Buena Vista Park

PS--Can I get back my copy of SEX IN HISTORY from you, when I give you the DVD?PPS--At the northeast corner of Buena Vista Park, at the corner of Haight and Baker, carved into the sidewalk for God kno...
Posted by Slut Puzzle on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 06:28:00 PST

I used to be an optimistic Aries, I used to be like Eugene.

Eugene Lovendusky wroteat 7:00pm on November 20th, 2006Oh-My-Effin'-GawdI just noticed your birthday!Is it really April 11?SO IS MINE!Only, you're 4 years older.BUT STILL!I have a coined expression:"I...
Posted by Slut Puzzle on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:55:00 PST

CUM

DAWSON'S  PICK !  Once in a while Dawson tells me to watch a video.  I figure whatever gets Dawson going is going to be hot, so I do what he tells me to do. A few months ago he sai...
Posted by Slut Puzzle on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 03:34:00 PST

Pizza or Cops?

So what do I do when I get home from school? I order a pizza, cause I am too hungry. Answer email, take a pee, all that. Suprised about something though, when I walk up to the place I am living right ...
Posted by Slut Puzzle on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:37:00 PST

Kolige

   Finals are over for me fifty six minutes ago. I am going to miss the stress. Walking into the quiet study room located on the first floor of the library to piss or drink some water from t...
Posted by Slut Puzzle on Thu, 25 May 2006 01:47:00 PST

Friendship Show starring...(drumroll) FRIENDS

I think that this is an in appropriate time to discuss Kolalas. I think that they are not my friend, why asks the inquisitive child? Whell you young virile young child, the reason is 'cause they hurt ...
Posted by Slut Puzzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nazareth Boy makes Good

Jesus Christ AKA Jesus Born: c. 4 BCBirthplace: Nazareth, JudeaDied: 7-Apr-30 ADLocation of death: Golgotha, Jerusalem, JudeaCause of death: ExecutionRemains: Missing Gender: MaleReligion: JewishEth...
Posted by Slut Puzzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Vicki Lynn Hogan

Anna Nicole Smith AKA Vicki Lynn Hogan Born: 28-Nov-1967Birthplace: Mexia, TX Gender: FemaleEthnicity: WhiteSexual orientation: BisexualOccupation: Model, TV Personality Level of fame: FamousExecut...
Posted by Slut Puzzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Apocalypse.

Vickie Lynn Hogan: Hey, where am I? Howard! Jesus of Nazareth: I'm not Howard, but let me guide you through/Yes? Vickie Lynn Hogan: Christ!/ Where am I? Jesus of Nazareth: I want to show you the world...
Posted by Slut Puzzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It took me two days to check this mail

Word of the Day for Saturday May 14, 2005 indolent ..IN-duh-luhnt.., adjective: 1. Avoiding labor and exertion; habitually idle; lazy; inactive. 2. Conducive to or encouragin...
Posted by Slut Puzzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST